"Oi user, how come you still live with yer mum and I've got this car, fit missus...

It was the reverse for me. Teachers didn't give a shit about me and now, according to LinkedIn, I am one of the most successful of my school year.

twitter.com/chloe_gshore/status/932334527820828672

This is the cunt from Geordie Shore. They're not exactly badly off.

She looks just plain ugly with shit tons of makeup to try and make herself look better.

>t. deano

SALES MANAGER AT BARRATT £55k OTE SICK!

lol

Nah m8, Im an IT Project Manager & Business Analyst at a pretty large retail company

British underclass might be the cringiest underclass.

>ITT:
FAGGOTS

>"Hey Faggots,
>My name is Deano, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my rounders team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

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most based underclass more like!
youtu.be/gE2OzGfIDLQ

You believed them without putting any effort into your studies and work ethic. You became complacent knowing "I have the propensity to be successful." It's no different than a mother telling her child "you're so handsome." Little things that mean nothing.

It's another why don't milenials x thread isn't it? Oh boy

Is there a word for this Love Island/Geordie Shore common cunt culture?

That's her nose is too big. Plastic surgery could reduce it.

Chavs innit

its called post-WW2 british culture

nouveau riche

Northerners

This.

southerners and northerners (and scots, welsh and norn iron niggers) are as cancerous as each other at this point

Ha ya lad thing I forget ta tell ya was that I was shagging ya mam when you went out bout havein a laugh wit a lads.

The womean wa in need for a good cuddle mate hahaha,alsa nice pretending ya don't even know da fuck I am Rachel since I left ya because ya fanny was covered en herpes hahaha

Good seinga ya lad

She turned herself into a nigger trying to look white.
this is like the inception of identities

teachers have the job of being a teacher, what makes you think they know anything about jobs

>Interracial law
>Muslim infidel law

It's like he's broken and caught between two different sets of programming

My ancestor :)

This meme directly lead to the continued rape of thousands of white children by shitskins

press F

Right wing NPC with corrupted programming

nandos wankers

he's drunk and northern, left wing hit job on the working class was absolutely flawless

cause i'm waiting for you to go off to war
so i can breed your wife and your mom.

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Nobody gives a shit about your mediocrity.

cringe

LADS LADS LADS

Don't speak like you fucking know what you're talking about, leaf

Mmm Danon

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How did the queens english devolve to such a barbaric state?

In the North West it's duck

A nice and riveting point, OP! A lesson we're all sure to remember and discuss fondly.
:^)

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Not bad, 7/10

LOL!

White girls look fucking crazy.

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eh, par for the course innit?

Black guys can have them

Thnks greatest ally.

She's a brit. They all look like inbreds and pile on the makeup, fake lips and eye lashes to disguise their weird sized noses and such.

>Brit women
>white

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Deanos

Her ridiculous body shape is an American thing though, she is trying to copy that when American women go for the look like they are wearing a shit filled diaper.

State of that cunts face, is there one where she's actually looking at the camera? The fact she turns away for every pic implies she looks even worse face on

I bet you weigh 450lb

Nah, no NPC could rock that tracksuit

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Alreet pet! Get that fat willy in me fanny, I am gagging for a shag!

Cig and cider after innit?

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>>"Hey Faggots,
>>My name is Deano, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
>Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my rounders team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

Thank you user, I remember the pre-cancerous days

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>twitter.com/chloe_gshore/status/932334527820828672
They both look like mutants

absolutely grotesque.... I'd rather stack shelves at tesco than be a rich deano and have to fuck her

This.
Teachers in HS kept telling me I'd never amount to anything because I didn't put any effort into school.
Surprise surprise, now that I'm not constrained by having to follow along with 20 other idiots who take forever to learn the most basic of concepts, I DO put in some effort.
And after 4 years of working I make as much as a high school teacher with 35+ years of seniority.

in spaghetti noodles?

>having money
>dressing like that
>buying a range rover in that colour
>having a mrs that looks that bad
this is why stupid people shouldnt have money

Big asses are top tier. The problem is when you have nothing and pile on surgery to make it huge.

>as much as a high school teacher with 35+ years of seniority.
That's not a high bar to pass, user. Most high school teachers are only even there for the underage sex

Imma keep it real with u chief you couldn’t pay me to put my dick in that ugly beast

AHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH

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that chick is fuckin gross wtf who wears that much makeup and fake lashes every day that's like porno behavior.
also not white in current year kys

She's just anglo

she is fucking hideous

>And after 4 years of working I make as much as a high school teacher with 35+ years of seniority.

So, you make 1600 euro/month?

Here in Italy teachers are paid a shitload of money compared to the general population.
For context, I make more than twice the median wage (across all age brackets).

1800x14, net

Probably looks like a ripped tennis ball

It does not add up

I'm happy for you user, well done

Footballers Wives, with more silicone.

"Hey Alt-righters,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

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A bit more than 38000€/year gross
The median is 16.6k (ilpost.it/2017/07/17/quanto-guadagnano-gli-italiani-2/). It's slightly higher here in piemonte but still less than 20 if I remember right.

Note that I said median, not average. The average is skewed up by extremely high earning outliers (think berlusca) and isn't representative of the general population.

is this a white guy wearing one of those freaky black guy masks or is it just an ugly nigger?

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You are not the pick in the pic. Your life is nowhere near to that of that pretentious cunts. You are just a fat lonely bus stop wanker that fucking signs on now and again or claims sickness benefits. You probably want off to annie may as well.

that chick looks like a nigger. gross

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this. the THICC meme of plastic NPC women is such nigger behavior. niggers can have them all

>The median is 16.6k

16.6k GROSS?
Somehow I doubt that. A terzo livello metalmeccanico is around 1300 net a month.

It's all in the Range Rover

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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They lied.

Based Deano.

Most Chads end up as losers in some dead end job

Nerds
Rule
The
World

People aspire to be like this in my town.

I dislike people in my town

>Most Chads end up as losers in some dead end job

Most Chads end up as your boss

There's plenty of people out there that make less than 900 net. Talk to a supermarket cashier sometimes.

Those aren't Chads those are Deanos

I blame reality TV show shit honestly.

Maybe if you're a warehouse worker or something.
My boss is most definitely not the chad type and neither is his boss (which is actually the CEO)