HAPPENING!!!!!!! WITCHES AND WIZARDS ARE PUTTING A CURSE ON KAVANAUGH

I am a voodoo priest and I have put counter hexes on the whole Trump team. They are protected from any spiritual harm. Also mailed Trump some magic runes that he should immediately get tattooed all over his genital area to ward off demons.

jesus > all pagan larpers

All null and void in the name of Jesus Christ.

>Shitposting Australian Voodoo Priest
I've seen it all now

No you haven't. Australians morph into whatever being can shitpost the best at a moment's notice

two NPC groups larp

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>Left-wing schizophrenics larps as witches casting spells
>Right-wing schizophrenics larps as sorcerers blocking the spells

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>sheer luck
Sometimes I think Saturn has 2 faces: evil and fuckery. And fuckery is what's gonna have it eat its own tail. So let's keep fucking with it.

fyi, the magic is in the repetition of the news article itself

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Kek protects Kavanaugh from these "witch's" feeble attempts at magic.

PRESS "R" TO REFLECT DAMAGE BACK TO THE LEFTIST FAGGOTY SOURCE. LETS LET THEM TASTE THEIR OWN MEDICINE

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R

>magic isreal
Éliphas Lévi
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Éliphas_Lévi

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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>Democrats are literally on the side of black magic.

Yet somehow; the right is the bad guys.

The hex backfires and turns NYC into a smoking crater
Kek wills it
Digits confirm

little did they know, kek was already meme magical.

R

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Meanwhile christcucks are just gonna let it slide.

Christians used to deal with these whores with divine punishment back in the day. Shame

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It will be reflected on them double by kek and our meme magic.

The best defense against hostile magic is to laugh at it and let the caster know you know it's a joke. Furthermore attribute nothing but the slightest inconveniences to it (i.e. "Stubbed my toe on the coffee table this morning. Those damn witches at it again".)
Magic is perception+ritual and if you can convice the caster to doubt their power then any and all spells will be effectively worthless. My hope is that they get more and more extreme until finally they go through and sacrifice their cats to strengthen their ritual and get arressted.

Las Vegas was a sacrifice to turn the tide of the reality we are heading to

Damn I loved this fucking card even though it was over costed.

>Also targeted "all rapists and the patriarchy"

There's no way the patriarchy is a legal target for a spell. This thing is going to fizzle for sure.

We already got an exorcist on the job. He's exposing these demons.
Also wow, the hexing ritual was $10 to attend, what a scam.

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will be eating some pasta with ketchup and some beer to send positive energy Kavanaugh's way

you gotta pay the price for that "instant" ability, also its good against bullshit that has special abilities like "cant be the target of spells or abilities" because its not specifically targeting the subject, it just states "redirect damage to source" so sometimes you can kill obnoxious cards with their own damage if they attack or block and shit

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Do witches fear the Musselman?

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>magic may be real after all

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They gave half of the proceeds to Planned Parenthood. They are literally sacrificing children to demons.

checked

Checked

>witches
Is this what we're calling Jews now?

We better start rereading the malleus mallificarum guys.
The inquisition did nothing wrong and most of the narrative arround the witchhunts is completely exaggerated.

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