Republicans, the Christian ones at least...

Republicans, the Christian ones at least, seem to go on party lines that contradict damn near everything Jesus taught in God's first novel, "The Bible".

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> implying that the government should behave the exact same way as a virtuous upstanding individual should

Guaranteed the person who wrote that is an atheist.

well jesus was an arab jew afterall so good

The closest thing to Jesus anyone will get before judgment day is St. Peter, his elect.

Jesus? shit, that sand nigga better try 2024 because he doesn't stand a chance against Trump

>first thing he does is go to the Fed with what would be the modern equivalent of a whip: an AR-15

To his face, Jesus is a cuck, that's why I'm an animist who worships the spirits of the land purely for selfish purposes and practices magic to enhance my own power.

The kike media would shun him because he would give everyone the ok to gas the kikes

The left represents an evil destructive ideology masquerading as "virtuous and compassionate". Jesus would see right through that bullshit like he did with the jews.

Kike who wrote this has a tough time with that "thou shalt not covet" thing.

Why not both?

>implying he wouldn't flip the jews tables and chase them around with a whip again

>who cares if we go broke and die, life is about compassion!

Christ already came back and he is the most hated person in history.

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Wow, there sure are a lot of anti-Christian shill threads today. I wonder (((what's))) going on?

Jesus never advocated for the government to forcibly confiscate people's wealth and redistribute it like these commie faggots want, he advocated for people to help one another on a personal level and for contributions to charity, things that would require actual effort and personal responsibility whicb are things these same commie faggots are not capable of.

I unironically would. Fuck him and his jewish pilpul.

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>empathy and compassion
That’s is some powerful and poisonous koolaid lads

we would crucify his jewish ass just like the based Romans did.

If there was difinitive proof that an afterlife existed and we didnt have to work so hard to keep the brown scourage from setting back human advancements by thousands of years or worse as everything here is proven temporary and meaningless in the grand scheme of things I could more easily chill tf out at least while getting raped to death and ground into kebab meat.

I don't think Jesus would require you to hand over most of your earnings to people that hate you under threat of imprisonment.

Jesus was okay with wealth, after all he never said anything to the Romans or King Harold about their money. He didn’t demand them to give it up & to redistribute it to the needy by force. It was charity is always welcomed but the poor shouldn’t expect to be given handouts.

Jesus said he came bringing not peace but a sword and also flipped Jews' tables and chased them out of the temple with a whip. Jesus would never espouse faggy socialist gibsmedats policies because God helps those who help themselves.

As long as they keep assuming all trump supporters are whacky Christian evangelicals, they will keep losing.

Jesus died for our sins so we could kill faggots like you and still get into heaven.

Jesus would kill libtards epic style. Amen

liberals' cringeworthy misunderstanding of Jesus is so bad. they think he just wandered around going "dude love people lol"

Of course they were. This is their "gotcha", except it shows they have zero intimate knowledge of biblical teachings or who and what Jesus was or what he represented. They think he's a 2,000 year old Bernie Sanders because they're poorly read.

I forget, was the human empathy bit bracketed between him calling people hell-bound sinners for not doing things he wanted them to?

In the very slight off-chance you're serious, Jesus wanted people to do those things of their own accord. He was against the government forcing people to do those things and was against the government stealing from people at all.

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Stop spreding fake quotes of your imaginary situations, if jesus showed himself on 2020 THE FIRST THING HE WOULD DO IS FUCKING TAKE OUT THE MERCHANT FROM AMERICA AND HE WILL BE CALLED AN ALT RIGHT NAZI.

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You're right OP, and ironically, leftists are the ones that reject Christianity.

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Human empathy is literally the cause of all our problems.

>implying Jesus would run
>implying he won't just simply declare himself King of all the Earth

Woah......this is POWERFUL.

What are those Christcucks thinking?? Clearly they should be supporting the party of pic related.

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I mean, Jesus lived much of his time arguing with jewish officials, who were stagnant in their teachings or something like that. So yeah, I guess Jesus would be arguing with the governing party that he sees as corrupt.

I come not bearing peace, but with a sword.

empathy and compassion aren't a political platform so I would probably wonder why Jesus was trying to be president when he clearly has no idea what he is doing

Otherwise as long as he promised to gas the kikes for revenge I'd straight up vote for him

Mange de la merde pierre.
Vas te faire foutre par la charogne multiculturelle a paris.

1 Thessalonians 2:15 (KJV)
Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
Revelation 2:9King James Version (KJV)
9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they
are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Revelation 3:9 King James Version (KJV)
9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
john 8
42 Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me.
43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
46 Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?
47 He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God.
48 Then answered the Jews, and said unto him, Say we not well that thou art a Samaritan, and hast a devil?
49 Jesus answered, I have not a devil; but I honour my Father, and ye do dishonour me.

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not all Christians are npc retards like pic related.

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Jesus said love thy neighbor as thyself, not "Everyone gets free gibs from the government". Christ calls on individuals to help the poor, not to virtue signal from behind a computer screen. Wanting the government to fix every problem while living a comfortable life of selfish consumption and not doing anything to help anyone is hypocritical and you are probably going to hell faggot.

Jesus wouldn't be stupid enough to think that is even the question. Jesus would agree that personal safety is more important than sharing your home with violent people.

There's nothing worse than a retarded atheist trying to tell you God would disagree with you.