ITT: Jow Forums humor haven’t seen one in awhile
Jow Forums humor
Jaxson Walker
Aiden Russell
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William Howard
why do you post naked turkish girls in a humor thread?
Tyler Wood
Cameron Hill
how do people in the UK build houses if every tool is illegal?
Luke Carter
they dont, they get mowed down by trucks anyway before that could happen
Owen Johnson
Leo Brooks
Colton Martin
Blake Cox
Isaac Reyes
Juan Cook
britain is a fucking joke in itself by now
Eli Nelson
Bentley Jenkins
Tyler Lewis
Jaxon Walker
Hudson Hughes
Jeremiah Cook
Bentley Roberts
can you really not own a screwdriver in briatain
Liam Adams
Juan Brooks
Levi Garcia
Cooper Bailey
Connor Lopez
You shouldn’t be able to anywhere
Aiden Howard
Brandon Phillips
Jordan Jackson
Some handyman will miss his tools.
Samuel Smith
Isaiah Diaz
Half of those weapon sweeps have to be jokes, right?
Connor James
Nathaniel Anderson
Bentley Ortiz
Kevin Murphy
Evan Hernandez
Noah Gray
Oliver Clark
Made me kek
John Thompson
Britain is such an orwellian joke I can't even tell if this is real or not
Jack Miller
WTH is Martin shkreli doing as a cop?
Benjamin Young
In Canada children as young as 7 are allowed to buy swiss army knives from the dollar store--how come we don't have stabbing problems here?
Parker Hill
Wyatt Wilson
Robert Torres
Eli Morgan
Carter Lee
If the cops tried to take away my Leatherman they would have to take it from my cold dead corpse.
Ryan Hill
Wyatt Jones
>butterfly knife will kill you just as sure as a bayonet
Well fuck someone better tell the military
Tyler Sanders
Hahahahahaa!
Jaxon Moore
>Killing someone with a bread knife
I love how retarded Britain has become.
My car keys are more of a weapon.
Dylan Wright
Because we're still mostly white. Especially in the Maritimes. Besides, the natives have fully automatic weapons, they don't need knives.
Lincoln Harris
Did... did they just rob a repairman?
Jordan Robinson
I hate these people.
"Hmm here's something that will obviously get attention"
"What's that something?"
"OMG I CANT SAYYYYYY"
KYS
Cooper Foster
>become the most powerful empire in known history by using blacksmithing yo make swords that are used in wars to conquer new territory and blood sports to entertain the masses.
>fast forward a few hundred years later you ban knives and muslim somehow end up in all the places you pushed them out of but it's ok because your tolerant now and Mohammed let's you watch while he fucks your wife.
wew lads
Cooper Cooper
Oi mate, ya got a license for those vice grips?
Juan Ramirez
Adam Cooper
>still mostly white
Not in the slightest, literally 52% white. It's just that asians are less violent than niggers
Jeremiah Kelly
And steaks everywhere slept safely. Well done.
Kayden Collins
Access to knives is only one part of the stabbing equation. You also need a few million pakis & niggers running the street Level drug business.
Smoke crack, see another nigger, he’s not in your postcode gang, stab him. Obviously nigger know that other niggers are all drug dealers too.
Carter Baker
not unless you have a screwdriver license
Colton Anderson
So progressive, they allowed the women in there.
Jack Jenkins
I suspect that bitch was retarded before that car gave her brain damage. It had "dodge" written right on the front, she just wan't up to the challenge.
Justin Perez
Didn't she die of heart attack? She'd have been fine if she wasn't a hamplanet.
Adam Sullivan
The car didn't even hit her.
Fat whale died from a heart attack.
Jackson Bailey
It's a famous line from a song you fucking newfags.
Asher Evans
You’re retarded. This is a genuine condition I’ve noticed.
I can write anything next to a pic and you believe it.
...also look at my face. Does that look like the product of a bladeless society? I can’t even show you all of that, I shouldn’t really do that much. But I’m #1. Been #1 ever since cunt wrote it above my eye with a padlock on a dog chain (I think? I’ve had a rough life and have quite a few more scars so I forget exactly what caused what) and I get to be a convincing pirate every year at Halloween.
>in before IPhone
It’s an Xs. Got to have the best toys.
Lincoln Ward
you got a loicense for that blog, mate?
Henry Rodriguez
Please tell me these are jokes.
Jayden Lewis
Aww we didn't know your songy wongy wahh
Owen Mitchell
What song is that?
Samuel Robinson
Can a britbong explain to me what these "weapon" sweeps are exactly, besides hilarious. Are Bongistani cops actually going door to door to private residences and confiscating bicycle wheels and pliers?
Eli Miller
Literally can’t tell the difference between satire and reality anymore.
I hope they didn’t actually take some guy’s tools.
Speaking of which, what happens to all those “weapons” they seize? Do they destroy them or is there some storage facility full of dirty hammers and rusty screw drivers?
Cameron Sanders
Jonathan Wilson
They hand the knifes to muslims
Sometimes directly
Jose Thompson
>Implying I'd listen to your shitty song.
Been here since 14 pal.
Blake Cooper
The only people anyone in Canada wants to kill are ourselves.
Jordan Adams
mfw I cant tell if this real or not. I hope its not, but who even fucking cares at this point. UK is lost.
Liam Foster
If I was British or under British rule I would feel like rebeling.
Britbongs, her your shit together. It saddens me to share genetics with you.
Josiah Bailey
No. I don’t know WTF it is. Some london madness to disguise how vicious migrants are. Then a horrible Pakistani has been fishing on a police website to find the most retarded pictures to bring to you and now (You) believe it’s the daily reality here. To be clear it isn’t and no normal person would have a clue what you were talking about if you started saying ‘oi! Bin that wife. Ahahaha ha ha’
I had two crossbows seized once, because I said they were for target shooting and home defence. The cop grimaced and said he’d have to take them because you can have them for target shooting but not defence. I was grateful that he deliberately overlooked my two proper crossbows and only took a pair of little pistol crossbows. That was after a row with fly tippers where I had to point one at a group lads to get them to leave and they shit and squealed.
The police are suck ups to the media/government, really badly prissy little dickhead turbo SJW cunts, generally.
Jayden Sanchez
Ay, fuck off you cheeky cunt :)
Cooper Mitchell
Alexander James
I could make the same fuss over America. Your ‘justice’ system, the police trying to kill you all the time, you need a ‘lie-sense’ to bang a chick for money, and if you’re ill you just have to die while doctors search you for a credit card to razzle.
But as you’d have been told if it wasn’t newly arrived London migrants spoofing you this is not British law. In Blair’s first year he made more new law than in the previous 900 years all added together. Every year since that rate of law changing has accelerated. It’s ALL EUROPEAN LAW to get all the states of Europe the same. They always aim for the lowest most totalitarian points they can reach.
Euros don’t complain because they are used to being conquered.
In fact some Swiss flag retard was joining in taking the piss out of TV licences two days ago being a nasty little gnome, I looked in google and they have tv licences too, so do quite a few countries and whatever route they take to it all the ones that don’t still have to pay for public TV in some way. Euros just stay quiet, all scared of being laughed at, knowing damn well nothing will ever change in their countries because they’ve always been like this. We hate it, and associate it with SJWs and migrants.
Leo Roberts
>not posted yet
Gavin Jackson
R A R E
Michael Clark
haha wait, you're talking shit to me assuming I believe these weapon raids are real then go on to tell me you have to defend your house with medieval weaponry, and the cops will confiscate it if you tell them it's for your God given right of self defense? Did you pull up the drawbridge on your council flat moat too lmao. Holy shit your entire country is a meme.
Nathaniel Lee
that looks like a really good set of knives I could use for cooking
Eli Adams
Sebastian Sanders
Camden Nelson
Isaac Richardson
OwO?
Elijah Watson
Elijah Hall
Dylan Perry
Julian Lopez
They'll have to take my OJ and vodka from my cold dead hands
Michael Bailey
They secretly run an undercover operation lead by Xzibit and are planning to release some retro sweet tuned cars. Shits gonna be tight.
Mason Nguyen
Ayden Cruz
this is actually real, what the fuck
Owen Ortiz
Kevin Miller
Michael Flores
Bentley Cooper
Sebastian Perry
If anyone has more lotr please post them