My dad is a retard commie

Based and Siege-pilled

beat his ass

Unironically redpill him

Be stubborn, make him proud

Tell him he wont be spared when the day of the rope comes

Demand your part of his paycheck take his car out for a spin a couple nights a week.
If that don't work this

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Step 1. Convince him Jow Forums has better comedy than reality.
Step 2. Convince him to just have a try it's only cartoons and reading.
Step 3. Wait.

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A helicopter ride.

will do this

Give him a pass. His generation was trained from birth to think in a certain way. It's hard to break the conditioning. Some people are easier than others to get through to.

Tell him about the Bogs...

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go back to redd*t

only correct answer itt

gas him

Buy him a horse dick

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this, assert your dominance faggot

kill him.

Everyone born in the 1950s/60s has a hard on for state/government. I assume it has something to do with the fact they're the last people getting an Aged Pension, so they feel entitled to it, which is of course why they will have commie views.

Unless of course your dad is born in the 70s and on wards, than hes just retarded.

Kill him. or yourself.

Shoot him in his fucking face maybe?

we've been raided by one of the fag boards

Kill him in his sleep

realize that you are the retard not him

send him on a summer camp to sybiria

hit him

fuck your mother and thell you need to share everyting...

Send him to South America to be taped and tortured under the guise of his dreams.

Are you sure he's your dad?

fist fight him ever day until he isnt

Fall far from the tree lest you find yourself hanging from it. (Metaphorically)

You get the rope too, kike