Hey guys guys guys aliens! That's right. They're back. This time a lot. Not scouts anymore, no explorers just anger. A lot of anger.
Over the news tomorrow in subtle form. Bizarre weather reports. Power outages everywhere, internet going haywire. You'll know the governments will start pulling the curtains when they claim that they're losing contact with space stations. Gonna blame it all on ionized atmosphere because of solar radiation hitting us for a short while. Madrid however will force them to pull the curtain.
Tomorrow I swear.
To the dejavu people. This is it.
Sorry if this post seems to breaking rules, silence or offtopic but I don't care anymore. Mods can permaban me if they want. Everything will change tomorrow.
Uh huh, and when it doesn't happen what will you do?
Thomas Baker
I'm telling you bro they're gonna pull it out of their asses and claim the tools didn't detect the wave. It's all a lie to keep everyone from panicking while the upper military echelons shift into readiness.
Sebastian Reed
TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR YEAAHHHH
Henry Cruz
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!
Levi Ramirez
Plenty of things, sadly I'll enjoy none of them. Too much change is afoot. Not just for myself but everyone.
Eli Smith
Schumann resonance is starting to rise again (pic related) k index is up but in the green
Besides It's not like I'm bugging out or going innawoods. Nobody around me would believe me in the first place. Might as well wait to see if there's a conscription and go die in a hole or just fry if my city eats a rocket.
Yes do. Act normal then be the cool guy around you coworkers when/if they start to panic because you were warned before hand and had time to cope. C'mon be a Chad for once.
Jason Cruz
any proof OP yah dirty little larper
Nicholas Morris
Can confirm... angry Ashtar Sheran just flew over my house also Quintus predicted this!
Nolan Moore
Why are they angry?
Luis Hughes
If they are going to finish us off Id rather be home. I don't give a fuck about anybody at work.
No fucking clue. All I know is there's a probe in deep space that acts like a mobile teleport/jump beacon. One by one ships will jump into our system. I'd hardly call something like that friendly. Damn space niggers want our resources.
Juan Fisher
Please let it happen. I cant live the life of a debt slave anymore.
#sickofthisshit
Brayden Davis
Seconded
Noah Cooper
There's absolutely no way someone missed it. Surely we have sufficient enough equipment to detect stuff like that?
Hell if I know. The first ship is currently in-transit thus disturbing the field around the probe until that disturbance affects Earth and we sense it or pick it up with specialized equipment. Latter being military black budget stuff and so forth. First being a quirk and nothing more. It's the size of 2 New-York's squashed together. What's inside only radiates anger. I think it's their point-assault vessel with little vessels waiting for the all clear behind it.
okay, so what can we expect to hear from the media tomorrow, if its nothing then we will remember this post and remember that you were just a larping faggot
Mason Williams
drop the rakia you imbecile and stop posting .
Aaron Watson
>if its nothing then we will remember this post and remember that you were just a larping faggot And if it does happen. What then? You forget about me and focus on the problem? Both cases I lose so that's not really assuring or demoralizing.
It's not like I didn't think people won't believe me here. I don't blame you or feel bad. I just wanted to give Jow Forums a headsup because they did after all look after me all these years.
David Turner
Sorry faggot, but solar activity makes far more sense than muh aliums.
Cameron Walker
WE WUZ SPACE NAZIS N SHEEEIIIIIITTT
Liam Johnson
Not worried at all. We have the means to fight back See you in space cowboy
>get tired of street shitting and literally shitposting >decide to virtually shitpost >can't come up with even a vague source for false AYYY claims
Oi vey akbar
Ian Rivera
You expect an honest answer? He will ignore your post but probably respond to the question passive aggressively in response to mine.
Juan Reed
I'm already dead in a way. So I lose nothing if space niggers invade or the secret service haul me away for questioning after they realize I was telling the truth after the escalations hits critical.
glad i found the flat earth so i dont have to waste brainpower on this nonsense
Hunter Hernandez
I mean if possible just send something to blow the probe up before they get here. Current fluctuations will literally tear it apart when it arrives. Imagine all that advanced alien tech ripe for the picking just sitting between Jupiter and Saturn.
Jaxon Young
oh gawd Im gonna indulge you in your shit posting...
How do you know that there is going to be internet disturbance and shit? Why not just nuke the planet if they're so angry?
Bentley Hughes
readiness for what?
Nolan Kelly
Ok, why aliens why tomorrow, why do you know. Hit me with your best.