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Jow Forums humor thread
Lincoln Scott
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Christopher Thomas
Jordan Clark
Daniel Roberts
Benjamin Diaz
Eli Jones
Lincoln Phillips
Jack Bennett
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more succesful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Jeremiah Lee
is this loss?
Robert Walker
Isaac Barnes
why does it lay there? its not unconscious he let it down gently af
Joseph Watson
I love the way the thing just lays there playing dead after it gets thrown.
Leo Phillips
big fucking surprise there user -_-
Isaiah Ramirez
rofl the simpliest of hip toss'. fucking wew lad
Samuel Hall
Ryan Diaz
It's called Union Teacher Syndrome
>get "injured"
>paid leave
>chance to sue school
They just have to make it look good
She knew she was being recorded
Gabriel Price
Teachers are such pieces of self righteous shit. Fucking babysitters who pat themselves on the back all day.
Ryder Ortiz
Joseph Ross
As I have said before
>$10k/student
>30student/classroom
>$300,000/classroom/yr
>teacher = $50k
>$250k/class/yr
>$ bloated bureaucracy
>schools cry Teachers need more pay!
>doesn't tell public the union's are stealing the $250k for fake personnel.
Jacob Sanchez
Did she died?
Henry Martin
The administrators are equal in number and make average $150,000 or more. Teachers are underpaid and are expected to buy supplies for brats out of their own small paychecks.
Liam Robinson
Well, as a taxpayer, we pay $300k/class. The union's require so much bullshit in admin, assistance, etc. that the teacher is screwed. 95% of the budget goes to salaries. Supplies and maintainance are the last 5%.
I could care less if we paid the teacher $300k/yr and the teacher hires/subcontracts secretaries/janitor/nurse out of that money. The teacher can keep the rest.
>as you can surmise, those positions can be shared resources, lowering how much of that $300k is spent... hence the teacher could get paid $150k or more if they chose wisely.
But NO! The union's make sure there are maximum quantities of workers, all paying Union dues. Then turn around and use the "Poor Teacher" as an excuse to extract more money from the Taxpayer.. and the bleeding heart leftists always cave because they don't understand the mechanisms and shit the unions do.
Jeremiah Price
Both of my parents are teachers one public one private. One makes 50000$ a year the other 80000$ and they are both near retirement. Your numbers are not even near this universe senpai.
Cooper Price
They aren’t in Unions though.
Brody Ross
Parker White
Nothing before this post was even remotely racist. Classic npc leafposting. Waste of fucking digits
Joshua Long
Nothing before this post was even remotely racist. Classic npc leafposting. Waste of fucking digits
Jaxson Smith
>desert jew hippie cuck good. pagan bad.
Camden Robinson
190426153
Thanks for the (you) meme flaggot
Benjamin Edwards
Charlottsville all over again.
Andrew Rodriguez
Does anyone have the version of this that doesn't suck?
Nicholas Turner
youtube.com
The two-headed girl.
Would she (they?) be able to get and hold a job if they weren't white? Is it like having two brains or 1.5 brains? Would you reproduce with them?
Bentley Green
>...jews are responsible for 9/11.
Sebastian Wright
Jayden Young
Samuel Kelly
Didn't mean to reply, my bad.
Nicholas Bennett
Zachary Hall
Jose Allen
how could genetics fuck up this hard
it's literally a fucking 2 headed monster, they literally just masturbate eachother every single day this shit pisses me off just to watch
Christian Hernandez
Thomas Morgan
Isaac Phillips
Carson Brooks
Grayson Sullivan
BUSH DID 911
Zachary Ross
lost
Parker Ramirez
Connor Green
Jeremiah Peterson
>Would she (they?) be able to get and hold a job if they weren't white?
I don't doubt it, as long as they get good parents and a good enough education
>Is it like having two brains or 1.5 brains?
Its basically just twins that had their bodies accidentally morph into each other. So its just two heads on one body, its not too hard to comprehend when you think about it.
>Would you reproduce with them?
I am not sure if their issue is genetic but just in case I wouldn't want to because descendants might have the same issue.
Hunter Myers
Austin Thomas
Cameron Roberts
>has a dad and reads
rare find
John Cruz
>She
A-user I have news for you
Ethan Walker
Zachary Wright
Owen Morgan
I used the averages for California, circa '12
Ave cost per student = $10k
Ave students in K12 class = 30
Ave teacher salary = $52k
Budget = 95% salaries
Budget = 3% supplies
Budget = 2% maintenance
Cameron Perry
Julian Clark
Holy shit does she have nudes? Asking for a friend
Andrew Gonzalez
A good one, thanks.
Kevin Gomez
WASTED
Noah Ortiz
They're both bitches
Connor Wilson
Nolan Gutierrez
I wish i had a child
Mason Wood
I hope she had her Life Alert bracelet on. It does not look like she is capable of getting up.
Matthew Butler
do they get 2 paycheques?
Jeremiah Lee
Liam Green
nvm got to that part in the video
Zachary Nguyen
Chase Williams
Here you go
Chase Baker
Mason Torres
Nicholas Price
Caleb Williams
Nathan Gutierrez
Anyone got some US fucked by vietnam memes?
Wyatt Nelson
Julian Thomas
Dylan Gutierrez
Christopher Cox
Christian Morgan
lol nice
Aaron Moore
Connor Smith
Britain is fucking nightmare fuel.
Jack Hernandez
Parker Baker
Muslims are inbred
Jews did 9/11
Liam Bailey
Is she a WWE referee?
Jose Torres
What happened to building 7
Isaiah Wright
>supplies
name me some supplies that make a shitty teacher good
Jace Bailey
True story. Happened to me. I became a Christian and started a family though so it’s all good.
Jack Thomas
Luke Lee
That's not a hip toss faggot, watch the left foot.
Learn your proper techniques
Jeremiah Hall
Be like water
Lincoln Jackson
Oliver Adams
At least these girls arent degenerate trash.
I would unironically rather have them teaching my children then some LGBTQWERTYWTFBBQ freak with one head teaching them.
Julian Baker
I swear I've seen this exact post, word for word, on here before...
Joshua Parker
Nolan Mitchell
>if I lay down like I've been knocked out then a man might come and rescue me.
Bentley Lee
Xavier Ortiz
Im so happy this exists.
Levi Ortiz
Jacob Phillips
>Naked Stories
>They don't get naked or even tell stories about being naked
#FakeNews
Jordan Williams
>not a bowl of eggs
Missed opportunity
Owen Brown