Florida Tactics Thread

Florida races are close and on the verge of going socialist. What the fuck guys? Step it up. This thread is for making memes and strategies to win the races for conservatives

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Floroda brainlet here.

Can I vote already?
When is the voting?
Can anyone that has done their research tell me the official red pill candidate list?

>be Republican
>fuck up Puerto Rico even worse than was originally reported
>don't care because they can't vote in presidential elections
>except they can because they're American citizens
>they migrate en masse to Florida
>be absolutely surprised when they start shifting the political landscape of Florida
>"HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN???"

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early voting already started
just got republican all the way down.
vote yes on 3 and no on 4

Reminder that both parties are fiscally irresponsible so it doesn't matter which one wins congress

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I don't need to vote. It's a rigged system.

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Dunno what the strategy is but just early voted straight red today. Get out there and do your parts.
Also, what the fuck is with Nelson's creepy wooden teeth?

kys leaf, puerto rico is a socialist wrecked shit hole spreading their shitty policies to florida for gibs. We should completely cut ties with them and treat all islands around the state with a uniform stringent immigration policy.

Regardless of the outcome, do you think it's possible to meme the left into not paying taxes?
"Not my government! Not my taxes!"
I want these fuckers to lose their homes.

i just want to fucking get the word out on this faggot gillum guy and his fucking bullshit lies. same with bill nelson faggot who just fucking lies about everything hes ever done when hes a useless piece of shit

what makes you think the latinos from the islands all vote democrat. most of the ones already in florida DO NOT. when these lazy wet back fucking scum land in florida they will be talking to cubans and other latinos that dont think being a lazy nigger like shit stain is all that.

and what makes you think the latinos will vote for a fucking god damned subhuman low life corrupt nigger piece of shit?

the only way latinos put a nigger on top is fraud.

I'm on board. Can we meme the whole country into not paying taxes while we're at it?

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>most of the ones already in florida DO NOT.
You mean the Cubans who fled or whose families fled Communist Cuba, and who are pandered to HARD by Republicans?

what do you mean pander? anyone who experiences fucking communism wants nothing to do with it. i know im married to someone who lived under communism.

Offer to drive your non-voting friends to the polls. Maybe even get them dinner.

wrong. one side is annoying. the other side turns the USA into Venezuela.

Nelson's pretty guaranteed to be cleaning out his office soon. Gillum's been neck and neck with DeSantis, but he's an uneloquent debater that falls into the same mire of attacking his oppenents with baseless claims and pathological appeals, which is a huge turn-off here. With Trump putting as much into campaigning for the Reps as he is, I see it swinging a few points in DeSantis' favor easily. Scott's almost certain to be taking that senate seat, Nelson's a creepy loser whose losef party's missteps have ruined his outlook.

>He pays taxes

true, the last thing the fucking cubans in florida want is communism they literally just escaped

but the central and south americans are a lot dumber, most of them have zero education and havent had to live through communist deathsquads going door to door raping and murdering their families

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I live north of Orlando in a 50/50 county and I and a bunch of people waved signs over I-4 for days and days before 11/8/16. I haven't talked to any of them yet but I took a bunch of days off work leading up to 11/6/18 and I fully expect to be doing it again.

Knowing how much housing costs here in Florida, I agree with this.

the cubans would violently revolt

>what do you mean pander?
Saying you want to keep an embargo on a shitty country just because you want to appeal to a specific demographic of people in your state is pandering and virtue signalling. The Cold War ended almost 30 years ago and virtually all "communist" countries today are only communist in name.
You don't see US politicians constantly talking about not trading or having diplomatic relations with Vietnam. In fact, you see the opposite. You've long reconciled and relations between the US and Vietnam have never been better, even if a few Vietnamese don't care for the communist government there.

right, and venezuela is paradise. get your dumb fucking ass out of here you driveling fuckup.

Just meme that there is no reason to vote Trump since everyone already hates him.

Not to jump in and dogpile but the Cubans literally helped the commies set up nukes at our doorstep for the purpose of killing millions of Americans. Hardly the same thing as what the south chinks did.

Doesn't look like they quit.

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signs for which side? thats good news if they are in support of our guys. the problem with conservatives is everyone is too scared to publicly support and campaign for our guys because that means they get attacked and bullied by unhinged leftists

FSUFag here. Leon is solidly blue thanks to all the niggers but among the students we are surprisingly evenly split.

I can definitely confirm that 100% of us fratboys will be voting or have already voted desantis - and from what I've heard the situation in Gainesville is fairly similar.

Year by year less and less college students are falling for the jewish tricks.

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Read the sticky before you continue posting. What you've said has no relevance to my point and is an obvious attempt to shift the discussion. Nobody here is defending Venezuela and you are the only person who has mentioned it all.

>Hardly the same thing as what the south chinks did.
You're right, Cubans didn't launch any nuclear weapons at the US, whereas the Viet Cong actually killed nearly 60k Americans and injured hundreds of thousands more. The Cuban Missile Crisis happened over 50 years ago. Vietnam has moved on. Cuba is ready to move on. Most Americans are ready to move on, but a single voting bloc in Florida isn't.

If the lazy ass rednecks in Hillsborough county would get off of their asses and vote it would not be blue. They never vote. The iron worker types are brainwashed to vote Dem no matter what because of their unions (who non stop rip them off) but such a large amount of people here never vote that it gives the libshits and retirees a huge advantage before the count is even started.

I have family up there, I'm out in Volusia myself. Glad to hear it.

Oh also EVERYONE HERE HATES GILLUM. Such a shit mayor.

so guys. Floridafag here. I currently go to college in tampa but my address on my driver's license is in a county like three hours north, still in florida though. I registerred last month with the address of my college and got my card in the mai la week later. My only concern is that something will happen where they question why my license or something doesnt match the address of the registration card. Am i gonna be able to vote or should i start making a mail in request?

>he goes to a commuter school
transfer to fsu for your own good

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If I remember right you have about 30 days or so to go to the DMV and get a new license with the new address. Not sure what they'll do for the voting part but you do need to have your license updated. I moved about a month or two ago and had mine done. Nearby DMV is super nice and hardly any people there to make it the abysmal wait times they typically are.
But it's also Villages area so they'll usually croak before even needing to go to the DMV.

I'm in that 3rd light blue county from the bottom. It's about as pozzed as you can imagine.
>20% jewish
>literally orthodox jews all around me
>orthodox jewish school across the street
>they just bought the house behind me and plan on turning it into a "mikva" a bath house for women on their periods
>If you look at the nfl map by county we're not dolphins fans...or jags...or bucs, no we're giants and patriots fans
>Neighbor is a massachusets transplant with an andrew gillum sign on his lawn
>My mom is part of a women's group where she's the only one that's a trump supporter/not a millionaire and the meet in the mansion district in boca raton and talk about how much money they're going to give to blacklivesmatter/paying people to drive blacks to the polls
>we produced blacked-riana grande and jazz jennings
>i went to elementary school with debbie wasserman's daughter

ok so i just thought of something. Some 18 year olds dont have driver's licenses. So i could just pretend to be one of those and bring my student ID and try that first and then if that fials do the license and then if that fails too, just do a mail in ballot for the district i used to live in. This isnt actually an address by the way it's the address of my college, which I don't think would work at the DMV

no I live on campus it's definitely not a commuter school.

I live in Osceola county. Have witnessed this place turn into Puerto Rico 2.0.
Surrounded by dumb fuck lefties. But at least a lot of these spics are too fucking lazy to vote for the gibs they want.

I just voted in Orlando for DeSantis and Scott. I'm 22, and I didn't see any other younger person at the library to vote. Just me and old people. Not even a line to vote.

Map is wrong. Escambia County is solid fucking red.
t. Molinofag

the sad fact is, more illegals cross the border every day and a large portion of them vote in elections.

We are only biding time.

Is this what desperation looks like?

Yes on 6 as well.

Escambia County best County
All red with one of the best cities in the state.

Florida here, I ain't votin' for shit nigga

fake! the cubans have been up in arms lately with all the commie rhetoric from the DNC

What did he mean by this?

Thanks! Black people shouldn't vote for someone based on skin color and gib-me-dats, anyway.

I reigstered while I was at UF, the address on my license being different wasn't a problem

Bring a couple bills with your name on it too that used to qualify as id. You may have to fill out a provisional ballot

I worked today you bums, how the fuck I'm gonna go vote?

i gotchu based kekistani i've got two new people registered to vote so one of them can take your place shadilay memebro

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I send my guys to vote and let them stay on the clock

>Florida races are close and on the verge of going socialist.
Wait what? Wasn't there several threads here only days ago saying it was leaning heavily republican?

>be Canadian
>pretend to know anything about Puerto Rico or Florida

holyshit. sometimes i wonder if itd be better to just fucking start dumping all the somali and syrian refugees into those types of neighborhoods to redpill the fuck out of those fuckers in real time

>I'm a fucking retard

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every poll shows gillum up. so at the very least its a close race, definitely not a sure thing. the dems have been pouring lots of money into it

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2018/governor/fl/florida_governor_desantis_vs_gillum-6518.html

What were the previous threads about? Absentee ballots?

Old, white bigots are dying at an increasing rate. Get used to the new demographics. Nationwide I might add...

Vote R all the way down and leave the amendments and judges blank don't think too hard we got this

naples bro reporting in for collier county

red storm

no idea i missed them i guess. maybe the senate race? rick scott seems to be favored right now for the senate

how about this. fuck off. i dont care what you think. you are a microcephalic mental midget with a stunted fuckstick.

>Florida races are close and on the verge of going socialist.

WRONG. DeSantis and Scott are both going to win. The blue wave is myth that shills like you use to demoralize us.

and how about this, fuck the sticky, and fuck you you fucking useless cunt. if you never existed the world would be exactly the same. you are a fuckin useless eater. god damned prick, go fuck off in the TIRD world you love so much.

Depends on what FL county you live in. Some counties already started, others begin early voting this Friday.

i just dont think we should get complacent. this goes to everyone in every state

Rick Scott is a fucking God

>yes on 6
Why?

Exactly, why the hell do you need to be read your rights? What advantage does a criminal have for being read his rights? Being a bit more apt?

post printable memes guys

bukmp

you made me do this

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Florida will go RED by Nov 6. The silent majority has not banged on their drums yet, but they will. Bet on it. A big Florida Red Wave is coming.

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Panhandle master race, can confirm.

i hope so but still want to help make sure

O town checking in...
I am going straight red card...
Dems cannot be trusted!

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What is the Jow Forums approved voting guide on the 12 amendments?

I agree... wore my MAGA today...
Felt damn good!

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no on 666
line item keeps 3 lib judges in 5 more years who are currently scheduled retirement next year
its couched in heartwarming language

Didn't that fucking hurricane blow through and fuck up all the Republican hotspots in Florida?

checked

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I was worried about that a bit too, but I think we'll be fine.

>leave the amendments blank

Vote no on 4 you fucking chimp, it's literally a ploy to get over a million new democrat voters

>just vote for a letter, nothing else matters
That's how we ended up in this cluster fuck in the first place.