How much alcohol do you think was involved in this conception?
The million dollar question - is the father the cuck or the bull?
Amy Schumer Pregnant
Julian Cox
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Brandon King
Come on Jow Forums, finding a trad girl isn't that hard. I found one and I think I am going to marry her.
Pos
>White, blonde, blue eyes, tall, beautiful
>Virgin, only kissed one other person before me.
>wants to have lots of kids
>helps out with house work and Financially as well
Cons
>lacks confidence
>can be vain
>Doesn't exist
>Parent are really annoying
Landon Taylor
how can a man be pregnant?
Leo Cox
So happy shes pregnant, now we will have another comedy prodigy
Ayden Stewart
She's just saying she pregant to hide the fact that she's a mtf
Andrew Cook
>Doesn't exist
Is every user's destiny to die alone?
Levi Reyes
When a Jewess gets pregnant its not a matter of conception, it happens when the female touches water or eats a foreskin before midnight. The Jewess will lay between 3-16 jew eggs which will hatch 6 months later
Christian Barnes
>Doesn't exist
My sides
Joseph Miller
Mother of God what has this place become
Thomas Morales
Why is she having kids?
It will ruin her body.
I thought she was a cool wine aunt.
Why did she have to sell out to the right wing agenda?
Muh baby.
Charles Price
>Doesn't exist
HAHAHAHAHA Topest of KEKs user
Josiah Sanders
who fucking cares? this board is fucking garbage. Kill yourself, OP.
Leo Diaz
Asher Foster
She should immediately have an abortion to prove how liberal she is.
Grayson Hill
Seeing your picture and reading your post had me like >tfw can't seem to make it even tho others do
But then I saw that your dream girl
>doesn't exist
And your post brought a hefty smile to my old worn out face.
Jace Jones
Fucjing this. Disgusting nasty whore.
HURR DURR MUH VAGINA
Jayden Hall
Maybe it has to do with everyone on here being narcissistic and baving high standards, go fuck a fat chick ffs
Xavier Foster
HE SAID IT, THE N WORD WAS SAID
Parker Wright
Glad I could brighten up your day, user
Grayson Sullivan
I’d give u a kek bc I feel bad for u... but instead, just go ahead and kys, gay boy
Levi James
Nice photoshop
Tyler Phillips
So, I just got done fucking my wife and nutting in her eager and wet cunt. I was going to shitpost for a minute while I enjoyed my post coital cigarette and brandy but, alas, here she is again. As I type this she's standing in the doorway, naked, except for a look of ferocity, staring at me with her piercing green eyes. In 30 minutes I only made her come four times. She knows I can do better. Looks like another 45 minutes of pussy and opium is on the menu, boys. After I make her come another 4-5 times or so, I'll probably have a double mojito, too.
Anyway, I dont give a shit what my usual standards are or what you faggots might think but, if I came across this slampig at a bar I would bury her face in the pillow and doggy hate fuck her so hard she would have permanent bruises in the shape of my hips on her fat ass cheeks.
Lincoln Hill
I can't wait for 13 years from now when we can absolutely spam her kid with all of her mom's nudes and cringy content
Jackson Morgan
I'm dying alone.
Elijah Peterson
Amy Schumers literally a child molester. She's going to do what she did to her little sister to her child. It doesn't matter what we do to her kid in 13 years. That things going to be hissing in a corner puking like the exorcist.
Michael Rivera
meant for u user
>pls be patient im autistic
David Ross
Several gallons.
The guy who fucked her cosbyed his own drink
Nathan Butler
Thought that was lena dunham with the sister molesting, not schumer
Ian Turner
Mixing up your lefties bud
Ian Foster
Hunter Cooper
$100 Says the kid is black
Leo Butler
She will probably have an abortion to try to show the world that there is nothing wrong in killing your own son inside your uterus.
Landon Collins
Australia will never cease to deliver top quality banter.
Alexander Harris
What a terrible world, where beasts like amy schumer can replicate instead of being euthanized.
Evan Martinez
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well im sure schumer will have a spirit cooking orgy with barack obama and harvy weinstein as the rabbi
Eli Wood
Brandon Wright
>is the father the cuck or the bull?
What does Seth Rogen count as?
Jaxon Rogers
You’re close on the guess, what’ll actually happen is the kid will be born black and her husband is white so the point she’ll be trying to make is that it’s okay to cuck the man that’s devoted his life and trust to you as long as it means you’re trying to repay black people for enslaving them 150 years ago.
Jackson Gray
Ryan Hall
>How much alcohol do you think was involved in this conception?
How much money? You'd have to pay me to hit that.
Ayden Carter
Lena Dunham was the one who finger banged her sister, not "HPV Postive" Amy Schumer
Thomas Bennett
hmm
Joseph Cook
Gross monster
Jaxon Ward
An even better question:
How can anyone tell?
Xavier Thompson
Benjamin Martinez
MFW she has a son
Jonathan Bennett
Will she give birth to a piglet?