What would Jow Forums do in this situation?

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CUNT GUTS WOULD BE STOMPED OUT!

I don't like hitting people but I tend to have a temper so I would probably end up hitting her a lot.

>what would Jow Forums do in this situation
I can't say for sure, but it would end with her eating lots of eggs

>wants to fight like a man
>oblige her
If nothing, I'm an egalitarian

instinctively start throwing elbows

Also ZOOMERS BTFO!!1!

This is how a real 30 year old boomer deals with the situation.

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I couldn't say for sure how it would happen - but it would end with hate fucking by both parties.

I'd push her and send her flying. Then I'd tell her friends they better control her ass because it won't end well for them.

Beat the brakes off her ass. Equal rights, equal fights.

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Bully the fuck out of that "boy."

If I was a young brown girl beating the shit out of some beta white boy I'd probably put a bit more force in my strikes.

What i've noticed in every video where a girl gets hit, they just go splat straight to the floor. They really don't have the instinct to break their fall with their arms or sides or anything like that.

Pushing her away / down is probably the correct answer, you can't just let her hit you but you also you can't strike her either

The whole bowl?

i love how nobody is doing shit but if that dude hit back they would all jump in and break it up

k.o and put the slut in a diaper

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Pretty sure this girl fucking died, her arms don't go out even trying to break her fall and her head hit the pavement first

why did he do it

Pick her up off the ground. hold her above my head and laugh maniacally.

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guy deserved it, needs to put down the sóy and quit behaving like a zoomer faggot

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My dog use growl at me and get nippy when he thought I was challenging him. So I would flip him on his back and hold him there until the calmed down. The same works for women when they turn into bitches. You just gotta remind them that you're the alpha and she's the bitch.

It's in their genes to get hit and lay there as the man proceeds to fill her with his primal seed

Hope you guys like domestic violence charges. Maybe even sexual assault.

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I don't assume gender.. so I'd stomp that faggot

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"Ladies", you want to fight like a man, get beaten like a man.

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I wouldn't stand over her in a dominant posture. It's enough to send them flying but eventually you have to pin them down at arms length and on their stomach to clear yourself of any attempt at harming a princess.

i had this exact thing almost happen to me at party one night.
bimbo threw to punches and two attempted knees to my balls, iv never blocked or dodged a punch before but i pulled some matrix shit and she didnt land a shot. i gave her a good shaking, that pissed her off and she pulled out her cellphone and said she was going to call someone and tell them i attacked her. So somehow still in matrix mode without thinking i snatched the phone out of her hand and smashed it on the ground. Felt great still makes me laugh.

lmao the cig stayed in her mouth

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That looks like a concussion. Chicks have got thinner skulls and less cerebral spinal fluid buffer between the ol' brain and skull. That chick is going to have headaches for the next year.

link to vid?

Based

I would hire Mr.Noseberg and sue the living fuck out of her dipshit mother. I'd say parents but I doubt anything other than a cuck is around raising this little brat.

You'd get a lot of shit at first but once the video comes out the charges will be dropped.

Didn't even lose her cigarette. Impressive.

Who am I in that situation?

No win situation. Either be the soiboi or the sexist that hits girls.

That bitxh understood this. The guy could have easily broken her jaw.

instinctual murder

Probably just push her over. If she gets up and comes at me again, then I'd throw a front kick and knock her over, repeating that step until she stops coming at me.

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I would knock her the fuck out and teach her the fastest possible lesson in equality, especially with a camera guy.

This, the law is clear once someone puts his or her hands on you you have the right to defend yourself and going thru the social backlash is fine if you don't give a shit of other peoples opinion

I'm a 6'2 210lb Scandinavian thoroughly fed up with this shit.

Anyone who initiates violence upon me will be retaliated upon.

Yep, she knows that there's nothing the guy can do. Chicks pull the same shit when it comes to being very loud and angry in public at a man. As soon as everyone hears the argument get loud, especially if it's the girl who is being loud everyone assumes that the guy did something wrong. And if HE'S the only one being loud everyone assumes he's an abusive psycho. My ex did that once while we were out and I snapped right back at her without screaming or swearing or looking crazy. She never tried that again with me even though I saw it still happening to other guys with their gf's/wives.

Ya gotta respect niggas. They don’t take shit from no white SJW bitches, they go 0 to chimp real quick.

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A nice slap is the right answer. Repeat until she cowers away.

I have a strict two hit grace rule
Two hits, a sucker punch is acceptable, I’m not a fucking ape, but the second is the last warning.
After that, grab her arms and try to hug her neck and whisper
Shhh it’s okay
Shhh it’s okay
Works literally everytime I’ve been hit by a white women
Niggers don’t get grace, animal is knocked or shot.

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I can respect that, he showed them a lesson but didn't overdue it like this

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Notice all of his hits are technically open handed.

beat her to a pulp and then make her friends rape her

I'd keep kissing her.

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send her over the fence with a haymaker to the face

The only way to not look like a bitch is to punch back way harder. Though that is biting the bullet.

Hit her back until she stopped. Ive had to do it before. And all i had to say to the judge is any reasonable person would.

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That was so unsatisfying. I was waiting for where he finally snaps and knocks her out with one punch.

In all actuality I would probably going primal hunter and end up raping her if I’m not stopped. I’ve never been in a fight though as most people are too pussy.

HOLY SHIT ahaha I saw the meme pics of this guy but didn’t know who he was. This video is amazing. What sick reflexes and then he ain’t even MAD bro he’s just like “ohohoho I caught you you cheeky little monkey!!”

I would only punch a women if she had a weapon other than that females are weak and any male should easily be able to put her into a hold (arm bend, headlock) I work security and I have never once needed to hit a women.

bob and weave

i would take my dick out and start jerking off furiously

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Use my superior size and strength to restrain her.

Nothing because Jow Forums is full of nerdy skeletons

Fuck that murderer.

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Make fun of the faggot getting beaten by a girl, lmao

Checked and based

ideally not allow them to get so close in the first place
his big mistake was a lack of aggression or wasting a moments breath saying anything to her
fights have a kind of momentum where if you can throw an opponent off balance then rapidly capitalise on that they don't really have a chance
she was always on the attack with high frequency lots of small attacks
only counter is to grab the bitch and get a critical hit in
then at lest get some distance or elevation

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EQUAL RIGHTS M I RIGHT?!
>domestic violence in a schoolyard fight
do you know how retarded you are? go see a doctor

>they just go splat straight to the floor
coz they get knocked the fucked out really fast
they can't take a punch.
you are comparing to men who get hit who can take a punch

if you knowck out a guy he will drop like sack of shit two.

women just can't take a punch. there is literally no muscles holding that headand the bones are thin

when a girl gets hit, she literally feels as if a car hit her. why do you thin it's always so funny when chick challenge guys to a real fight.. it's like a caricature. either the gay has to hold himself down by 90% or the girl getz pwnzed in the first second of a fight.

you should try sometime hitting a girl in the stomach.. it's like hitting paper. even if the girl is fit and ripped with that six pack lol

you take the most fit girl in the world and a literal nerd faggot with no muscles would pwnz her to death if only he knew how to hit.. i mean you gotta know how to throw a punch at least. but that's all it takes

>Having to parent your gf

Guess who was neglected by their daddy and mummy?

I don't get in situations where women try to beat me up.

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>double jab
>she's in shock, grabbing her beaten face
>right hook to the body
>she caves in
>yell at her "never touch me again!"
>get in a fight with the white night attacking me

how tf does getting hit by women even exist?
just grab her arms and walk away nigga lmao

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If you have white children, remind them every morning before school too keep their pencils extra sharp in case they ever need to stab someone. Or just buy them guns and wait for the inevitable.

Throw some chicken at her to stop the chimpout.

baste krav maga

shoot to kill...i have a gun on me at all times...

I'd shoot your mother for bringing a video that is 10 years old and playing "scope the Jow Forums crowd by hour" with some bullshit.
And then I'd rape your dog.

Apologise because I get off on being hit and humiliated by women.

h..henrik? I hope so. I've seen you workout like a beast with jon.

she didn't go cerebrate or seize, i'm sure its just a minor TBI.

Get an erection

Fuck her.

finish my beer

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Because it's Russia and they know how to treat uppity roasties.

I'm not proud to admit this, but any time I'm hit in the face or head, I can't stop myself from hitting back, no matter who did it. Even when it's by mistake, or a child, or clearly an accident, it's reflexive. If I'm hit in the face, I hit back instantly. No real clue how I'm supposed to work on controlling this, so I've just been very, very careful to avoid any situation where this might happen. Makes intimacy somewhat difficult.

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For fuck's sake, it is OKAY to use force in self-defense... Why people allow this to happen to themselves?

Slap the soul out of the bitch.

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Reflexively knock half her teeth down her throat and leave her unconscious in a pool of blood. But a bitch would never try this on me. It's the modern young males that bring this on themselves, for not destroying these bitches that literally hide behind, "you never hit a woman" while they themselves bully men. This entire timeline is going to explode like no other.

Nothing in this world can convince me,that women ain't mentally slow.

I would push her away then literally walk away
dont just sit there idiot

What country is this from? has she been identified?

they have weak chins, that bitch was completely out before she hit the ground

Punch her in the tit as hard as I can.

she threw a match on him I think
pretty big overreaction from him

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she's just upset that she did not get her bbc

Based and redpilled

the guy infront of the camera is there to step in,

just in case the loser suddenly starts fighting back and the bitch gets beaten.

They were both drunk

bear hug her until she stops