FUCK CANADA

This thread is for Americans and Australians only. We make fun of mostly Canada and India but other countries too.

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Rude desu

Australia junior reporting in. Can I make fun of the leaves and the poos?

first

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Nationality is a spook.

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yes

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Why isn't Canada part of the US? How did Canadian "sovereignty" even happen? What an embarrassment. What an abomination of a country.

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they've been dumping this shit in every store in the USA lately. i bought a bag of this shit just to see what leafs actually eat.

i really hope you guys don't do this.

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liz is a crackwhore who murdered her boyfriend and left him in a dumpster after he was mad about the porn she was doing, which unironically had him in it. she is a literal piece of shit dopewhore/methwhore and needs to be eliminated.

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Israel and US, it's good too see a man having fun with his pet

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sauce on that story.
haven't fapped to her in literally 10 years.
might have one now for old times sake.

>Israel

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Quick rundown on that event? Or are you just schizoposting?

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canada is beyond cucked. they have non stop invaders.. ahem "immigrants" showing up. but they won't let anyone from the USA into the country if they ever got arrested, ever. takes a year to make it a thing if you want to enter.

canada: "oh hi, you did something stupid when you were 15? sorry, can't come in."
also canada: "oh you're a rapefugee who's from a violent war-torn country and are a rapist? please come in!"

FUCK YOU CANADA.

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wait does she still do porn? haven't jacked it to her in years, you can only watch the same handful of vids for so long before they get stale.

I'm you but stronger.gif

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GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA

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it's true my man. i hate to link reddit but it's the only thing showing up. there used to be an encyclopedia dramatica page, but it's gone now. wonder why.

plebbit /UnresolvedMysteries/comments/1k9ht6/liz_vicious_aka_mindy_ashton_blanke_was_an_adult/

all that really happened. i'm too drunk to find the pics i have of her from current year. they're on the drive. she tried to go all... good trad thot afterward. she's not in porn anymore. but she killed that boy. she literally had him killed. we all knew it. it was a big thing back in the day.

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WEEABOO WEEABOO

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>that lower lip
JUST

Whoops

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Fucking hilarious memeball cartoon.

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Alright mate! I swear I’ll fucken kill you, you ugly fat gulp!

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can you invade us already, i promise we will be a good state

our national anthem is also one of the worst.

compared to america and russia it sounds like a TV ad jingle.

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They really need to post the in-store prices.

No way would you be one state, lol.

we will be with china and russia at the rate you fags are going

fucking kike


why did you include the kike in the pic like its right here chilling with all the good goyim at the party

he is not part of the crew

the jew belongs in the oven

We have 50,000 armored vehicles, 6,000 nukes, 20 aircraft carriers, and 30,000 military aircraft that say you won't.

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Why can't all Frenchmen be like you?

Fuck you everything's great here.

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Post the in-store prices then.

Now we're talkin'! :)

Maple milkers or get the fuck out

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yeah you could take us over in less than 2 days

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ironically true

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WTF

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Ok show maple milkers or leave

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I heard if you wanna immigrate to France you need to kontakt Hawars or Hamas. I don't remember

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Saved.

kek

we have the population of one might as well

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is that angola ?

So at least one pair of maple milkers?

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No, fuck stupid 15 year olds

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Fuck off icehag.

what a funny meme, its implying the british actually helped defeat the nazis and napoleon.

>Mr Trump is a bully
>his hand shakes make my palms sweaty
>If only Uncle Fidel was here he would show him
>I wonder whats on the Bollywood channel right now

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kek

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RAKE ME DADDY RAKE ME
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RAKE ME DADDY RAKE ME
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Reporting in.

I hate the British more then the Leafs.

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you're all new world niggers

>Crosses legs next to an alpha
>Suddenly realises he will look like a fag and un crosses them.
>Still wont man spread and keeps his legs tightly together like an awkward 5 year old.

Trudaeu is no doubt a faggot.

>wants rake
>no maple milkers
tit for tat

WTF really? I used to jack it to her cause she was the hottest alt chick in existence

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Says the frog who's country got demolished by the English 100+ times. Lol America beat those sickly fucks twice.

just some quick education that will have you BTFO


France has won more battles against the brits than they lost.

You don't even need to trust me without checking.

I encourage you to google the fuck out of this fact

French is such a beautiful language. I heard you have over 100 words for "surrender"

you also get all your the vocabulary for winning from france.

As a matter of fact, all military related words in english are pure french.

skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/3246/has-france-ever-won-a-war

Best answer is fairly thorough

Posting in based allies thread. Aussies are the Only friends we need in this world. Through their years of surviving over 14,000 venomous species they have shown that mankind can accomplish anything we want so long as we keep the leafs and kikes at bay.

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ugh worse than chemo