AUS/POL HARDEN THE FUCK UP EDITION

You know what chopper wants.

>>House prices 'falling by over $1,000 a week' in Sydney and Melbourne, Deloitte says
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-10-23/house-prices-falling-as-interest-rates-wage-growth-move/10418278

>>GROWING numbers of male tourists are flocking to the Caribbean’s most popular destination for sun, sand and sex — with children.
unv.is/news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/inside-the-tropical-paradise-island-thats-become-famous-for-a-sinister-reason/news-story/9a7eb2808dab13dd3e4909d308b69cb8

>>ALMOST one million Australian homeowners are about to be dealt a serious blow — and it’s a “ticking time bomb” for the property market.
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/propertys-ticking-time-bomb-is-about-to-go-off-with-one-million-aussies-affected/news-story/33b9eb93af7ae2bf8d5b7f5ef4179f02

>>A FURIOUS passenger has captured video footage of about 10 cyclists taking up an entire lane, leaving no room for the driver to overtake them.
unv.is/news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/on-the-road/woman-captures-footage-of-cyclists-hogging-a-lane-in-western-auckland/news-story/dd07b3611e4872979d527795aa6d4ce4

>>POLICE were called to a Territory Woolworths following reports of a man “running amok” with a hammer
unv.is/news.com.au/national/northern-territory/man-runs-amok-in-humpty-doo-supermarket/news-story/bb31e5caa19af80873fafc98a8235134

>>Strict new baby formula rules show ‘daigou’ shopping chaos is far from over
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/business/retail/strict-new-baby-formula-rules-show-daigou-shopping-chaos-is-far-from-over/news-story/7b7e56dbb2638f11d6d6ed8e87770a2c

>>INDONESIA has suspended Australian rendered meat imports after concerns pork and beef were mixed together at a processing plant.
unv.is/news.com.au/national/indonesia-suspends-australian-rendered-meat-imports/news-story/4fd599c361e1caf1731294976d1f3ea6

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cunts

88 never lies

im almost out of beer, what do i buy?

I hate this country and i hate my life

somersby cider is $2/can in 10 packs. cheaper than most beer, similar %. best cheap shit around.

isn't chopper dead now? I thought his liver was fucked and he didn't want to pull a Hinch and get a new one

I don’t see why you don’t all just become hikki

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>I hate this country and i hate my life
youtube.com/watch?v=N3W319LT8d8
i'm gonna go pick a fight

how do I get a job that isn't cleaning toilets

mark reed died a couple of years back

i can't even remember how he died, i just assume it was in a gangland killing and he died fighting off 15 police officers.
Chopper always liked a good yarn.

I am and i fucking hate it and im too scared to get a job i have crippling anxiety

>fuck off we're fu--

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just do it

Why can't the right meme?

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This isn't the Oregon Trail you fat cunt. Everything that isn't red on that map is unlivable.

yeah thought so. really makes you think a known criminal had more integrity in the end to not try and get a knew liver. but a current MP got one and kept drinking piss

Former NSW Premier Bob Carr wasn't a poof and he was DEFINITELY not being blackmailed by Eddie Obeid, take your far-right conspiracy theories elsewhere bigots!

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Shh, we can't let the Arabs know how much inhospitable desert we have or the whole fucking Middle East will be over here.

I have 30k sitting in my bank account. I live at home and work part time like a faggot.

What should I do with it Aus/pol/?

he posts in every thread just ignore him

It’s the best . Once you except your lot in life it will free you from all responsibility

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Australians are terrible people brits really sent their worst scum over, personally im descended from upperclass

Not live at home.

Not true, it's because the vast majority of habitable land we have is farmland, used either for grazing or crops

Pretty true. I find it hard to relate to my countrymen.

stocks? bitcoin? remember 99% of stocks and crypto coins is a scam

Buy a motorcycle for 5k and use the rest for future adventures in your new hobby.

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send some of it to me

Biotron stock

So go take your $4500, buy an acre in central Australia and build yourself a home.

JIMMY
FUCKING
STRINGS

Ice.

that shit went up like 70%

Go to Thailand and root ladyboys until your cock falls off.

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>99% of stocks are a scam

Not trying to be a cunt but I don’t think you have a clue what the stock market is.

Most of that farmland is in Qld, NSW and Vic though, I live in a semi-rural area and there's plenty of open area where they can build hundreds of thousands of homes

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Some guys here you can just tell theyre descended from convicts , suspicious looking faces squinty eyea borderline meth addiction drug addicted parents holden commodores , hang around black people despite being terrified of them

If it doesn’t go back up I will have no foods

Why would we want to build hundreds of thousands of homes? We don't want to import Nauru.

IF YOU OWN LAND OR PROPERTY IN AUSTRALIA

SELL NOW ~ !

BUY BACK IN 12-24 MONTHS WHEN THINGS COOL OFF AND WE FIND THE BOTTOM OF THE MARKET.

WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE A SELL OFF LIKE NEVER BEFORE.

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We're fuller than your bum you poof

In the same boat, tomorrow I gotta wage slave again.

>Clean bakery
>Clean deli ovens + deli
>Clean produce area

Fucking just end it.

What are pipes, water can be taken to any location in australia but most here are convict descended scum and have no vision and no desire for our country to grow

they make shit to cure faggots from their butt fucking ways. it should probably go back up

Plenty of non-cleaning jobs, where are you looking?

You want me to sell my house... and buy it back in 12 months...?
why should i take your advice you fucking weeb?

I don't want us to, but there is plenty of land to build more homes, lots of homes, it's just that, that land is used as farmland, but I hate farmers because they rather export their product overseas and only sell a small portion in Australia, we have some of the highest prices in the world for meat yet we're one of the largest exporters

Unionism is for fucking suckers
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t. labourer

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I'm coles user, got a police application in the works, did exam passed, did video interview passed but because I live rural they're taking fucking ages to book me into a fitness test so I'm kinda stuck where I am.

we also get crude oil and send it over seas to be refined and then sold back to us so our cars can go broom broom

So stop buying their produce, grow your own. Keep sheep, a lamb produces enough meat for a couple months.

I don't buy their produce unless it's discounted to a reasonable price, I rather live off $1.50 two minute noodles

If you can afford the land to keep sheep’s The price eating meat is peanuts

you would probably get locked up for trying to raise and butcher your own meat

How’s your scurvy?

give it away to something deserving like a Jewish backed NGO trying to bring refugees into the country

Tools.
Start fabricating shit.

I run cattle. I do a kill every 6months and that’s enough to keep us going.

but you enjoy pay and conditions provided to you via union complaining

plenty of country folk live like this.

if you're willing to be a cop, you could go military instead. probably better benefits than cops.

digits confirmed. he's a poof

Either way you are serving brown people

lol no. I'm on good relations with the bossman. close, tight nit bunch of blokes who put in their work for fair pay. it's a mutual respect thing and we work alongside the bossman and he works along side us.

>Better benefits

No user, the ADF pays less and besides I'm not giving up when I've made it this far. Majority of people don't even make it beyond the Police exam.

your crystal ball says this why?

no shit but if you live in a city you can't even keep a few chooks for eggs without the local council coming around

Once the hapa masterrace sworn in, what will become of australia?

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Navel oranges are cheap

average comdom size reduces?

fair enough. you're probably on the back-burner because of your sex and skin colour, rather than where you live. did you identify as retarded, to help your case?

Cattle would be the next step for us, if we could figure out the logistics of producing our own milk... It's one big things we still have to buy...

less sand niggers?

>Victoria police exam

Q1: You see an African is violently raping a white woman. Do you:
A) do nothing, diversity is our strength
B) all of the above

Chinks dont breed with aussie scum they sont stoop so low. All hapas in aus are born from white and Filipino

Oi Dermot you here m8?

But how will Women and Muslims get their fair pay

enjoy your diabetes

Dairy is a fucking cunt to run. Just get off the Jew (((milk))).

C) you start licking his anus

It won't be Australia anymore. Just like France isn't France anymore and Britain isn't Britain anymore and California isn't California anymore.

>Identify as retarded

Nah I didn't say I'm abbo, but anyways my exam score was a bit high so they would of saw through the ruse anyway.

But it is because I live rural, the way they do this is they set up fitness testing in various locations around the state, but if there are not enough applicants in your region it's going to be delayed.

Stop drinking cow milk and you will go bald im warning you now

honestly they would be happy to take anyone due to the number of people who DONT want to be cops, if the government had it their way every cop would be a nigger but since hardly any apply they still take whites fairly easily.

I blame melbourne not police, country cops are based, city cops are all cunts because of the shit they deal with

Why is it (((milk)))? I don't know a single animal which won't go for dairy... so much goodness in it.

The enrichment process should not be interrupted for the safety of all those involved.
PLUS she probably wants to get raped. Women enjoy that shit, think of all the oppression points she'll earn.

+ you've seen their voting patterns.

this place is fucked mate. the cops told you if a pack of niggers break into your place just let them take what they want. what if they want to rape your daughter before they steal your car? what now fucking cuntsable care

hows that trickle down economics working out for you?

this, wtf is wrong with milk?

mate if it's your future career, borrow a couple hundred dollary doos and fly to the next testing location. it also shows you're keen.

Any recommendations on which ssri i should take? Everything is boring and i feel no joy so i plan to start ssri soon

Pretty true, VicPol is pushing for more women if anything which turn into complete cunts once they get any sort of authority.

eh. gotta have a vice, right?

>Everything is boring and i feel no joy

ssri's aren't going to do shit