longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class whiskey and sake
> world class robotics
> world class automobiles
> world class motorcycles
> word class gaming entertainment
> world class night life
> world class women
> world class wives
> world class shopping
> world class internet network
> third largest economy in the world
> already selling 8k TVs
> everything made in Japan
> invented crypto currency
> no illegal immigrants
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> free to own firearms
> no mass shootings
> legally own Jow Forums

Can you say the same for your own country?

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>> world class shopping
The fucking state of the world.

Most of what op said is wrong.
I live in a wooden house and use a gas canister for my hot water because my electric is too bad.
I have to ride a bike for 20 minutes to get to a proper road.

Your a dumb English teacher who got sent to the countryside on my tax yen.

Leave

>Only nation on Earth that has survived losing a world war as the last nation standing
>Only nation that has shrugged off not just 1 nuke but 2 of them back to back
This isn't even their second form

Tenno heika banzai

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But still paganist degenerate pedophiles

Road to hell is paved with good intentions bucko

You forgot the best part:
>No niggers
>No muslims
>No jews

Yeah. My country built your country.

>> everything made in Japan NO
>> no illegal immigrants NO
>> zero sjw problems NO
>> free to own firearms NO

I been to america, you have holes in road and homeless menace begging everywhere . Why

Too bad about the dental care though

>Proxy posters

n-no

Okay, you win David, Japan is awesome. But why are there so many Japanese here and in Peru? There are two Japanese guys in my company, a Japanese owned electronic parts store near here, why would you come here of all places?

Nah I was memeing. Im a student not a teacher wagie

さすがMade in Japan.
Fuxking hate those commercials desu

>tallest in the world
>masters of the sea

That's about it.
My country sucks as long as its in the EU.

Japan is a great country, but "free to own firearms" is a little misleading. Yes, you can own firearms in Japan, but its not as easy as in the US.

I guess America is such a great country even getting fucked by it twice leads to an economical miracle. Someone make a japanese/USA memeball out of this.

>tiniest dicks in the world
>highest suicide rate in the world

>world class copy pasta
>world class newfags can't check the catalog
>world class sage
>world class gas yourself faggot

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ching chong

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(You)

weaboos will hit that

>> world class women

I wholeheartedly agree with this.

My autism kicked in right about here

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D-do we really have to give you half of Sakhalin or whatever you guys want

you forgot the dlowly dying out part

wite pigu go home

They're allowed to own firearms, but bloody hell are they restricted.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overview_of_gun_laws_by_nation#Japan
Most western countries are better in this aspect.

who cares better than having more goblinoa

If this country elects a Socialist I am immigrating to Japan.

>everywhere.
Objection. That's only in the big cities that are controlled by leftists. Leave those cities and you'll find a society that actually functions properly.

Where?

Hey, remember Aum Shinrikyo? Of course you fucking don't. Remember Pearl Harbor? Of course you fucking don't.

Anywhere red on this map is generally better than anywhere blue.

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>Multiculturalism
>media censorship
>High crime
>a puppet to the thalmor

Fuck, the Japs soaked our radiation and became the best country in Asia and perhaps the whole world.

Obama didn't do shit in office and Trump is still trying to fix shit Obama obliterated. It's so bad that Domino's stepped in to help six the roads, FUCKING DOMINO'S, A PIZZA COMPANY

So no holes in road or homeless in red areas?

fuck why can we not throw out these creatura faggots infesting and replace them with kamikaze pilots fucking bombing cities or something

>>tiniest dicks in the world
might wanna check your math on that one chief

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I'll delve a bit deeper and start including other maps. You can't say "no holes in the road" for reasons listed by and the roads where I live have actually improved a LOT in the last 2 years.

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Concerning homelessness: This map shows numbers in homeless shelters, which will be proportional to total homeless populations.

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too bad asians constantly look like they’re taking a huge dump because of their extremely slanty eyes, so your point is worthless

Homelessness is in a general downward trend, and has been for a while. Again, you'll tend to see more of them in leftist strongholds. California and Washington are particularly bad when it comes to the 2 problems you listed, and I imagine a Japanese tourist would go there. I'd recommend going a state or 2 east: Idaho, Utah, Nevada, anywhere but California. California has been run to the ground by socialists.

Forgot pic, wasted quints. I am deeply ashamed.

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>Longest lifspan
That's Monaco
>lowest crime rate
Rape and child abuse higher than any Western country but women don't report it.
>world class food
Hilarious, I'd take a shitty mcburger any day over your food
>World class Whiskey
That only you guys seem to like
>World class electronics
That's Korea
>world class automobiles
And yet most people in your country who can buy a decent car buys a German one.
>World class women
Maybe after some surgery and 20 layers of makeup.
>Legal sexual services
Not really fucking a women for money is illegal also there are large amount of child prostitutes who sell themselves to buy luxury clothes and stuff.
>free to own firearms
This is a blatant lie, even getting a hunting rifle means going through a process that is so lengthy that many give up even before buying it.

And all you have to do to live here is to work 80 hours a week.

The question was
>Can you say the same for YOUR own country

If lying is allow then sure I can.

>First and only two time recipient of the nuclear bomb

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Jap internet infra is shit
it is like korean internet in 20 years ago

and jap electronics are fucking trash

and honestly fucking japland is like 20 years ago korea

jap still use cash, metal key, DVD
fucking shithole

Your country is ran by women and split in two HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gaijin go home

Oh, shit! It's on now! HERE WE GOOOOO!!!!

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And thanks to absence of multiply-like-cockroaches-or-import-cockroaches politics every young jap has a job and steady income

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We all know the eternal nip is superior. You don't have to rub it in.

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Better than fucking radioactive

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Lol. No one has the concept of space here. Everyone is a fucking robot. Least shit happens in other countries whether it’s good or bad at least it’s not a life of working.

>obligatory

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I'm hoping for another one of those threads when I saw South Korea showed up in this one. I'm monitoring this thread.

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Did the doctor cut your chinko?

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Bump! Come on SK! Are you going to take this shit?!

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>encouraging Jow Forums in Jow Forums

Yes, I am. And unashamedly so. I'm only here to help and I think they need to talk it out. It will make them both feel better. You know the old saying about, "friction creates heat, creates light" and all of that. I'm just trying to make the world a better place for our kids and grandkids, and great-grandkids, etc, and such. I'll leave the world a better place than I found it by SELFLESSLY DEMANDING DEBATE BETWEEN TWO DIFFERING PARTIES! I'm a good person and you're not.

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