Kenyan Prostitute Beats Up Man After He Tries To Pay For Sex With A Boiled Egg

O fug

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based and cholesterolpilled

Thought these monsters were starving?
Really gets the almonds jogging.

I can't be the only one who thought of this

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Really boils my egg

Has Obama issued a statement yet?

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Fpbp.

>If I had a son, he would look like that prostitute

Not familiar with the exchange rate from USD to Kenyan eggs. How many was he supposed to pay?

...

The egg is worth more. Shes overcharging.

says the swede

Why the fuck isn't this guy president of Kenya? He's the most ethical and principled Kenyan I've ever heard of.

yep, nothing looks as bad as Paris in the rest of Europe, especially capital city-wise

maybe she was in the mood for a gourmet meal.

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You're not lol

technically he paid her, so it's not rape

The fact that she beat his ass means he already fucked her and she's furious. I say well played.

You dont have to tell me what happened

very political

I cam here to post this and was not disappointed.

One's a shithole, the other is a hole filled with shit

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Shiieeeeet look at dat niggas face man

yes

Atleast she didn't call it rape.

What’s the going rate? Three boiled eggs?

>boiled egg
fuck, man put in effort in cooking it and everything

No baguettes in Kenya

she should have posted the in-store prices.

Bitches these days are so ungrateful

He should have been eggs benedicting her to react this way.

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The egg was a bribe to avoid being raped by the sheboon!

Underrated kek

These are trying times

Oh shit, I 'member

Paris has no tigers or lions.

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He significantly overpaid.

You know Africa isn't know to be good for much, but their never ending flow of hilarious hijinks always delivers.

Should’ve made that a bowl of eggs instead of just one.

>You have to eat all the egg~

Semi-new fag here. What is this?

Kek

Lmao thanks for the laugh

Some copypasta about an user who took in some drunk girl and tried to nurse her back to health with a bowl full of boiled eggs.

Gays get stoned in Kenya in a different way than in Paris

he had it coming, that's not the traditional negro way of cooking eggs

youtube.com/watch?v=gJz2Tgt3jvs

Came here to post this

That "news" article is two years old.
edaily.co.ke/entertainment/prostitute-beats-up-customer-for-trying-to-pay-for-services-with-boiled-egg-124320/enews/eafrican/

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All this degeneracy... Kenya believe it?

I read this on BBC Pidgin too. Was well funny.

it's fair for both sides

nobody said it wasn't faggot

This meme has deep lore.

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Could be.

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Good for her. She's worth at least a quarter chicken.

For that bitch, it's a poached egg and 1/2 handful of berries

this is your future

I thought that it was saying the man was paying the prostitute to have sex with her boiled egg.

Not using the pidgin version??
google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/pidgin/amp/tori-43340937

Sooo... Which is which than?

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Glorious, that was a good thread.

at least we have a leg to stand on

SHIIIIIEEEEEEEETTT, ima start boilin me som eggs

Eyyyyyyy karibu sana rafiki yangu

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To be fair, they didnt even need to include the headline. If ever there was a face that said " a nigger just tried to pay for sex with a boiled egg," hers was it.
With a decent camera/lens that could have become a new generations Mona Lisa.

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>black """men"""

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His mistake was not paying with a bowl of eggs.

You have to eat all the eggs.

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Negress needs to learn the difference between a headline and text. All those caps...

>STRONG INDEPENDENT WHORE WHO DONT NEED NO PIMP

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paris is less secular

one of my all time favourites

Yeah it's the kenyan arrondissement

you have to eat all the eggs

Nice slide thread shlomo

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give it a year

This she gave him AIDs. She should be happy that she got something in return.

Germany should just make eggs a replacement for the euro

Lol the image on the right

>Tfw I was literally in that thread
I know it's not that long ago for some folks here, but I really need to leave 4chins

kek

Lel

>poached egg
if you're gonna put in that kind of time and effort, might as well get a bar skank to blow you for free

Man sounds like Jow Forums was reddit back in the day. And you call newfags faggots?

It was a lot more 'this is my opinion' as opposed to todays 'how edgy can I be, and do I get points for it?'
It was a simpler time.