Can we get an NPC commentary thread?

Post some NPC truth bombs

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And they say the left can't meme
>They're right

it sums up the current state of politics in the US

Why are lefty memes always 50 paragraphs long? When will you learn that brevity is the soul of wit?

ah yes the classic conservative genius meme
WHEN YOU KILL NIGS
LMAO BOTTOM TEXT

It's true, though. Leftists are long-winded as fuck. Just get to the point.

You are literally the bottom NPC, gg

equality is the most cancerous idea ever thought up by man

truthpill: we ARE the npcs

No one wants to read your gay ass paragraphs, Jordyn.

ITT: Trump NPC's ironically revealed by attacking meme about having balanced viewpoints on both sides

>muh centrism
crawl back into that plebbit hole you came from

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"Wit"
oh, you give yourself too much credit

>pink ID
>flag
it matches, go back

cringe centrist thread

Because lefties love listening to themselves talk.

>Zoomers think the NPC meme started in 2016.

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*Jayden

>thinking this thread is about centrism and not about encouraging actual debate rather than spouting your scripted insults

Fuck off back to /b/

>vomit green ID
>flag
it matches, go back

cringe

Sure. I'm not reading that wall of text

Take it and better yourself

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>I understand you think there are infinite genders and you think open borders is viable for a nation state, would you like to have a respectful debate, xir?

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hahah, so funny, pink faggot
leaf flag
dog fucker
chink
muslim pet
literal bitch

you're a fucking pussy
if you can't be bothered read text why the fuck are you even here

>on a message board
>doesnt want to read text

orange man bad

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Most leftists are retarded, that's a given, but so are many on Jow Forums.
Most of you retards cannot even describe what socialism, fascism, National Socialism or even centrism are. A lot of you are also extreme brainlets in regard to geopolitics.

The point of a debate is not to convince your opponent but the people watching the debate

*image board

Lmao

There are 2 genders, all this sex change shit is a by-product of greed/the breakdown of social responsibility of the individual under capitalism, sex changes are expensive and all those private practitioner plastic surgeons are rolling in it.

Open borders is a great way to lower the IQ of the populous and rig democracy.

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>mfw NPCs on both sides

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MDE was never funny

only libtards can be NPC's

fucking kill yourself niggerlover

Also, how long until the 'state' (taxpayer) *(corporate slave) starts paying for sex changes, then the politicians can start making some side money off that shit too, good racket for them 2bh, smart.

>words and words and words and words and words and words
only an npc would be able to type or read all that

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frog here
I come here for the lulz and the left has never ever gave me any.
and im not even right wing

These things are easier to find than in Blade Runner

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Reported

So where's the centrist NPC at?

>i prefer having no opinion and letting others run the world for me

Good point, needs one for every ideology

Anarchist NPC
>STATIST
>EAT THE RICH
>Organise!!!!!!1
>Have you got a spare cigarette?

its a godawful meme tho

>caring about people and helping them
you mean having my wealth forcefully extracted and given to people who refuse to create their own wealth and vote against my interests at every opportunity
>we're not all communists
the center-left establishment has made it abundantly clear they do not have any intention of reigning in the communist elements within their ranks, and the democrat party has a long and well-documented history of carrying water for genuine communist infiltration of the american government and institutions
>people have different approaches to things
your approach is to steal from me
>build a better future for everyone
you've been saying this since 1965 and everything has gotten worse for everyone
>if you really care about the country you have to accept liberals
no I don't because modern liberalism is libertine and diametrically opposed to the original intent of every single founding father and the vast majority of the men who have made this country truly great
>it is a philosophy based on liberty and equality
human equality is shitlib fanfiction and directly counterfactual to all observable empirical evidence - liberty includes freedom of association and freedom to defend oneself with arms and modern liberals have made it their project to dismantle these freedoms
>I lean a little bit right myself
no you don't, thinking sjws are a bit too extreme and thinking guns in call of duty are cool isn't "leaning right"
>the average person can find balance in most issues
there is no logical compromise between destroying american society and safeguarding it - your proposals are generally to slightly slow down the rate of destruction of my nation and people

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Stay upset

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You are literally the top one

This

WORDS WORDS WORDS. THIS HAS TO BE ON PURPOSE. FUCK OFF.

Yeah we get it, but Jow Forums is more than boomer cuckservatives. This counter meme is still bad.

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Whoops, that was for my ant folder

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>pile of text
left memes are truly npc tier memes, you cant just type single sentence which is original and explains all that stuff at once, no you will rather write whole essay on this.

I don't value liberalism and equality because those are mutually exclusive concepts. We are not worth the same as human beings. We are either better or worse, not "different". Liberalism values freedom which is sort of good but freedom can contradict other people's freedom. I personally believe you should just defend and excersise your liberties that have been given to you.

You are exactly who we are talking about. What about the npcs who just copy and paste everything that Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson says. It is a bit hypocritical-

Nice pasta, NPC.

>wall of text
Just stop

You don't have to read any of the wall of text, it's there as filler. Point is that both left and the right is filled with NPC's, the majority of people are closer to the middle anyways.

>jew playing both sides
As a left rightist i...

indisputable proof centrists can't meme

>can’t you guys see you’re the same?
>I am very smarter than both sides
>these humans... bore me
You fucking turboautist.

Nice.

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The inner voice is your pain body. Look into eckhart tolle. About 80-90% of people's thoughts are unnecessary and is the cause of much unneeded suffering

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Retards complaining about a wall of text/not short enough don't realize that the content of what they're saying isn't the point--the point is that a wealth of well-reasoned argumentation is automatically deflected by NPC programming. It's not that leftists can't meme, it's that most poltards can't think

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It's even more bizarre considering the NPC meme comes from here, in which you are encouraged to be a faceless member of a hivemind that doesn't think for yourself because if you do every other person will fuck with you for not being in lock step with their ideology.

This.

FACT ALERT, FACT ALERT

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>f because if you do every other person will fuck with you for not being in lock step with their ideology.
Like how?
Seriously?
If someone calling you a shill or faggot is enough to discourage you from posting, then it just means you're a very weak person with no conviction in your beliefs.

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Npcs dont have souls...or wits

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this

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>I can't stand other people disagreeing with me
>oh no this is not a echo chamber
The post

nice glow meme shill flag

you're right user, in coming to a politics board and then implying that all political schools of thought are stupid, you have proven yourself smarter than everyone!

nihilism FTW! giving-a-shit cucks FOREVER BTFO!!!!!! WUBALUBADUBDUB MY FELLOW REDDITORS!!!

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Ideology goes beyond a simple left-right paradigm
If you think it doesn't, you're objectively an NPC

>I put on memeflag
>I became CIA
I am reptilian too, you know

accurate

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Choice meme, won't lie.

I'm not a centrist personally; just on principle refuse to counter actual argumentation with autistic dogmatism.

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more like right weenies and left cringers don't think and follow blindly ideology without thinking

i made it more concise
Oh I agree, an NPC is simply one who is told what to think and never thinks for themselves.

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That's exactly it though
Taking the middle ground of two different groups of blind dogmatists, how could that possibly be right?

My favorite two.

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the embodiment of the anti-centrist

it's centrism in that sense it combines truth out of both sides
It is not
>I am 100% right and you are fucking stupid
like the right weenies and left cringers like to imply

>If you really care about the country don't you think you should stop automatically attacking everything associated with the word "liberal?" It is a philosophy literally based on liberty and equality
This is the most NPC statement I've ever read

It'a more like YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY WHAT YOU BELIEVE UNTIL ONE SIDE WINS THEN YOU SAY YOU WERE ON THAT SIDE ALL ALONG UNTIL THE OTHER SIDE STARTS GETTING STRONGER THE YOU GO BACK TO NOT SAYING YOUR IDEOLOGY . that's what 90% of all centralist are

>nativism = not actually caring about people
it's ridiculous to assume that 300 million people have to take responsibility for 7 billion people
stop being stupid

B e s t o n i a

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>im a centrist, those crazy leftists and righters are so crazy! im unbiased and smart though, all of my opinions are correct

he didn't imply he was witty or anything. just that brevity is the soul of wit. what is he "giving too much credit" too? the saying? it's a pretty accurate idiom

Kek this

You're an actual NPC that can only think in 2 dimensions or linearly. the politically spectrum isn't linear, centrists are not truly "in the center" seeing as to your position on the political spectrum is relative to the other positions, centrists are the leftists to far right people and rightwing to the far left.
Should america one day become Nazi germany, the people who are right of the spectrum today will be considered radically leftist in Nazi germany.
Being a centrist is also just another side of the coin. It's not some holy elevated position where you have reached perfect zen and symbiosis and ego death and are completely unbiased and intellectually honest.

but no argument was presented. what else are we suppose to discuss if not the OP dumb ass?