Nuclear emergency

And so begins the greatest happening of our time, time to get comfy lads

Militias are going to deploy that weaponry south of the border.

I didn't realize that was still a thing.

Forgot pic

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Oh shit, checked.

Its literally fucking nothing

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as of two minutes ago someone posted that this was a security event requiring the sheriff.

someone attempted to break in.

You don't just build a nuke and call it a day. They need to be serviced and refurbished regularly. Tritium in the squirt bottles has a short half-life and the RDX eventually expires.

Nice try JIDF, that's what they usually say to calm the masses down

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Oh probably some anti nuke nuns or whatever. A bit of a letdown. They used to pull this shit in the 80s to protest Reagan.

>Its literally fucking nothing
Until your piss starts glowing in the dark

Fair point, I guess its just a thing I'd forgotten even existed.

Nuking the Mexican population in Texas? Madlad.

>implying it doesn't already
Nah but seriously nuke plants just don't fail catastrophically unless they're designed by subhumans or they're placed in earthquake zones.

It was an unauthorized intruder. Nothing related to operation of the plant. No radiological release and reactor integrity has not been compromised in any way.

Styxnet or something

what?

Oh well, fun while it lasted. A nanohappening.

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Ah well, back to your regularly scheduled nothingburgers. Sigh. Maybe next time.

So it was probably just some anti-nuke Hippie trying to 'occupy' the facility? Bummer.

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Ah, some CP again I guess.

Probably some first amendment auditors filming on the public sidewalk and they called SWAT