Red Pill me on Beards

Someone post the moustache photoshops that look great.

Tits or gtfo

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Not if you have a killer stache. Women love the flavour saver

Well, at the workplace most of the women I have worked with were either neutral or disliked beards, asking guys with beards why we would ever have them.
Most of what goes into politicians' looks is likely just based on vague ideas of perceptions anyway.

Also, as the people in the higher tier of politics we are talking about have been in the public perception for decades, even Trump as a business mogul, there is the issue of maintaining a consistent look for your personal brand, combined with how you might not be able to grow a decent looking beard to start off with.

Because of the Jews and (((fashion))).

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Sup, babe?

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Beards are for men not weak little bitch boys

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yeh guise just be leik jizzus

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A cute (but degenerate) woman told me she prefers beards. But who cares? Women's votes were a mistake.

Kek

Gods light reveals your sins Jew.

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Acceptable in fall and winter but other than that a man should be well groomed.

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Because most politicians are ass eating faggots.
>no one likes shit in their beard.

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God is Jewish, that's why his son, Jesus, was also Jewish.
You are both going to hell, enjoy!

fag

looks like he overdosed on s o y

>flavour
>that flag

Reveal yourself you shifty son of a bitch

for the same reason people trim hair and nails

shit gets degenerate

nice op pic tho

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A beard kept in shape, no matter how big, is by definition well-groomed.

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I love eating ass

meticulously groomed beards are gay

I'm flattered .

Do the non-bearded talk shit about the bearded because they either don't have the genetics to grow one, or they in particular look shitty with a beard? Yes, and you can't prove otherwise.

You are not his chosen people anymore nose

The entire beard craze is bullshit and it comes from the influence of Muslims. It has been pushed by the fucking left to acclimate you to sharia.

If it's meticulously groomed, it's probably not a good beard to begin with.
I have the same growth style as him, and it takes less time to trim it neatly than it does to shave my whole face.

beards have been co-opted by numales

Beards are for fruitbowls and faggots now.

And do you have a beard?

said the patchy faced incel.

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I usually have a beard because i fucking hate shaving. But once in awhile I'll cut it all off. I guess I'm just not President material.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT A BEARD?

that kike Kennedy is the reason they don't wear hats

some jews have facial hair
muslims have facial hair
sikhs have facial hair
the amish have facial hair
asians and many africans can't grow facial hair
slave goys are clean shaven

This is your brain on... whatever pills you mutts can't live without

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I think it just started to be fashionable to shave.
And then Hippies started wearing them as a sign of rebellion and ruined beards.

Facial hair puts vitality in your balls.

Only 12 out of 44 president have had facial hair
Most of those just had wicked sideburns or a mustache
Only Harrison, Garfield, Hayes, Grant, and Lincoln had beards
that's 5 out of 44
It was never really popular for politicians in the US

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We have had 45 Presidents you leftist faggot.

Waste of good godly trips

A more preferable option than shaving every day and still ending up looking like shit towards the end of the day because the fucker grows like a maniac, better to trim it every once in a while.
I also can go either shaven or bearded myself, but in uni I knew this Pakistani guy who looked somewhat OK with a beard, then he shaved it off exactly once, resulting in the single most generic, stereotypical South-Asian face you can imagine and he immediately regretted it and started growing it back right after. A beard is a pretty good way to mildly shape the overall structure of your face, look a bit older if it fits you, or even draw attention away from other features.

7 is a number of evilness.

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There were 45 presidencies, but only 44 presidents
Grover Cleveland was president in 2 nonconsecutive terms
please return to the 4th grade you nigger

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Because razors have become common place. As such it is a sign that you are well kempt if you shave.
People don't wanna vote for a hobo or the dude with a pedo stache

>worshiping the state this hard
Show me where Uncle Sam touched you.

Some of the most based leaders throughout history have outlawed beards just for the sake of discouraging jewry and pissing of Muslims

>Don't vote for hobo
>Vote for crack addict
Checked.

giving women the vote basically ended beards in politics

Jews and Muslims have beards

Mfw ungroomed 5 weeks of growth

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Because you get shit in it when you eat

What makes you think it isn't a fag

why is the female pepe an amputee ?

Not bad.

do you work at a monkey research facility?

FaceApp wouldn't let me modify over 10 pictures of Netanyahu due to "too many unauthorized requests from your network" and asked for to login to Facebook or use my phone number to continue.

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Nah, administrative work at a parcel distribution center

I can't grow a proper beard.
I can grow chops and a bad ass moustache with goatee.. but they don't connect.
>I can bench press more than you though.

Im not big, can only bench my own weight atm

Beards are only allowed for the chosen ones

nah

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Because before the beard looks full and virile you look like a bum for about 2 months

checked

Is it because FaceApp is a jewish spy ring or is it because saving pictures of Bibi automatically makes you download Jewish malware that causes these unauthorized requests from your network?

The mystery continues. Either way, with jews, you lose.

Lift more bro.
It's good for you.

If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms. Go ahead and sing along.

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If you're a savage who eats like a slob, yes. Facial hair forces you to eat carefully and with manners. Growing facial hair also takes patience, good nutrition, and good hygiene/maintenance to pull the look off. It's basically like gardening, it's a discipline, a hobby and a way of beautifying something.

Any argument against facial hair could pretty much be leveled at head hair or body hair in general, just proving furthermore that shaven faced men are proto metrosexuals.

Im glad im not the only one who thinks that the act of shaving is psychological torture. I never ran out of the house like a spaz. but I might next time, you never know.

I literally just let it grow

Numales typically have overly clean cut beards styled with numerous gels and shampoos. Real men have unkempt bedars that they put zero effort into styling.

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*beards

Why

Aubrey has the best beard

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>real men
>Varg

Holy shit it's true

beards are alright. beard 'culture' is the faggiest shit i've ever seen in my life.
mustaches, on the other hand, are both baste and red pilled.

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>ACTUALLY BEARDS ARE MASCULINE
>UHH NO BECAUSE YOU ARE HIDING A WEAK CHIN
>YOU PROBABLY JUST CANT GROW ONE
>STUDIES SHOW THAT WOMEN LIKE BEARDS
>YOU HAVE NOTHING MASCULINE ABOUT YOU SO YOUR BEARD IS ALL YOU HAVE
>STUDIES SHOW THAT BEARDS MAKE YOU SEEM MORE TRUSTWORTHY AND WISE
>WOMEN THINK BEARDS ARE UGLY AND YOU LOOK LIKE A HOMO
>SOIBOYS HAVE RUINED BEARDS SO I WILL NEVER HAVE A BEARD AND BE LIKE A SOIBOI
>DONT LIVE YOUR LIFE BY WHAT SOIBOYS DO AND DONT DO
>GOOD LUCK GETTING A JOB INTERVIEW

There, I saved you a thread.

You're not Jewish. You slimy kikes killed all the real Jews.

Beards make you look like a man child. Only onions boys have beards to.

Clean shaven makes you look like way more professional

>that's why his son, Jesus, was also Jewish.
Nah, his mom was jewish, that's how it works

If the mom is Jewish then the kid is Jewish dummy

His father was Tyrone.

>Implying degenerate effimate rules of what "jewishness" is holds any influence about the son of god

>t. boomerfag corporate whore
Shaving literally makes me look like a teenager and I'm in my early 20s. And I actually have a fairly prominent chin, I was nicknamed "the pharaoh" in middle school. My mother remarked how much more mature I look because of my facial hair and I have had several women express greater interest in me specifically because of my beard, which isn't even that impressive or large, just well groomed and fitting my character.

Cultivating facial hair was a sign of wisdom in the classical world, and many beardless societies like the Romans or Sumerians worshipped bearded gods.