Miss piggy having a piglet

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can we expect her to leave politics?

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Someone had sex with this thing? Disgusting..

Will it be a transformer

it better be black, or else she's a filthy racist

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She's eating for 3 now.

>someone had sex with (((that)))
EW

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jokes on you user, she passed on her genes

meanwhile 35% of men never reproduce, and something like 60% of "introverted" men never pass on their genes

if you're on Jow Forums, you are at high risk of inceldom

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk and i was having such a good day up until now

So she’s more trad than the eclebs this board worships. Imagine my shock.

Get an Abortion!!!!

Fuck it, I've passed my genes on x3. She can have her one fuck up.

She's married to this guy. Not sure if he's a goy or not.

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no user, perhaps giving birth to this piglet, she runs the risk of dying during delivery. that's my hope anyway.

>Get an Abortion!!!!
live on election night
#ScrambleSuck2018

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Might be a goy actually.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fischer

>Someone had sex with this thing?
and blew a load inside it

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Daily reminder that Judaism is passed on through the maternal line. The father is irrelevant.

nu-male x1000000

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Good, perhaps now she will develop some humility.

If her baby isn’t black or brown she is a fucking racist nazi, not a white ally.

How can she tell she's pregnant? It seems like being fat and waking up sick is already routine for her.

poor kid

checked
i doubt it, will proberly get a nanny and be to busy sleeping around to tuck the pig into a blanket

>Marrying a white cismale

Wew xyr, 200% racist nazi housewife

What are the odds she will eat her baby ? Taking bets NOW.

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Ewwwwww, gross.

Ewwwww, really really gross.

The kid is being born into a family with a celebrity and politician. It will be ok.

twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1054518562327474176

haha i love Norm

I haven’t felt this betrayed since racist Avenatti supported Orange Hitler’s refugee killzone.

poor kid x2

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naw

the baby is gonna look just like her fist

Best laugh I had all day. Thank you. I was planning on killing myself but this got me one extra day

Most of those kids turn into suicidal fags and this one will have a beta dad and a fat abusive mom. Not good

>beta dad
assuming thats the biological farther
lets hope that the nanny they hire is good at their job and becomes a good parent figure

absolutely punished

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>She’s in labor
>Veterinarian shows up
>Push push!
>Half eaten sandwich covered in fluids squeezes out
>Veterinarian is confused
>Schumer eats the sandwich

>what have I done
When’s his redemption arc begin

Probably stole sperm from some lesser known comedian's discarded condom.

>jokes on you user, she passed on her genes
sounds like the joke is on the human race

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thx for the smiles bro

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Why is Jow Forums complaining? She is clearly white.

The trump curse will surely get the kid.

You mean fat?

when he suffocates schumer in her sleep with one of her rolls of neck flab

I didn't know that wales are able to reproduce without mating first

The kid will be retarded

Screencap this post

Wanna talk about it user? Why do you plan to kill yourself?

She's his beard and he's her sperm donor. That guy has the look.

Just wanted to save some time I guess. It’s either this same routine for another 40-50 years or I cut it short

Is she married?

GUYS - we should meme her into picking up smoking so as to protest able-ism. Who's on board?

Top kek

I bet Kermit will make a proud father

Its going to be interesting when she aborts it because its a boy.

she'll have 3 mins extra material

kid will be a quadroon, screencap this post

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are you stupid? a woman needs a man to pass on her genes, so a man also passed on his genes by fucking that pig.

She’s 6 months in and upset why nobody noticed

What the fuck happened to her?

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Who dropped a log in that toiletWho dropped a log in that toilet?

>more ugly jews

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AHAHAHA... just read that her husband is a chef! Now I get it! Also, he used to have a goat! No prizes for guessing what happened to that after they got married. I wonder if she even bothered to get him to cook it first?!

Imagine the smell.

Hopefully the father aborts both the baby and her.

I used to fuck her husband when I was a teenager AMA

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Someone had sex with that thing?

Is it to early to call CPS?

>was hideous land whale before knocked up
>imagine how disgustingly obese this will make her
im gonna put my bid in now no way she stays under three hundo bet me

Wow a child at 40 good for her boomers are still reproducing.

If she doesn’t have an abortion she is literally a MGTOW nazi!

hellooooo someone reply im not memeing

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The wall

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It doesn't have to be, life is dynamic. People often get caught up in the present as being eternal but it's not and doesn't have to be. You want to go into specifics? Is it a job, economic situation, or just general life that has you down?

Doubles says she shits out a picanniny

Did you give or receive?

unironic self bump

He's a chef

>EST in September
EDT cunt.

Imagine what the Trump curse will twist this thing into in her fat-crammed womb...

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You

Shit this is bad well I have truly lost all hope now that fat feminatzi is having a kid get it taken away from her

Wtf I love abortion now

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Did she sell her pussy in r9k or something? What desperate slob would have touched this grotesque, bloated mockery of the human form?

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Roll for stillbirth

don't reply to the whore

Maybe when she looks into the eyes of her child she'll understand how she's made the world a worse place for everyone and change her ways.

>Nah, that kid's fucked.

Absolutely JUSTED

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Hahaha This was the chick that said she was Khaddafi's sweet thang.

>FISCHER
he's a jew just like bobby

CONGRATULATIONS!

Who's the Boar?

dont do it man

Then she got caught asking herself questions in the thread. Good times.

Someone who was probably incredibly intoxicated. If you had sex with her, could you do it sober?

That's her dad you fucking idiots, he's walking her down the isle. The bride and groom meet at the alter. I don't like this hambeast either but for fucks sake haven't any of you basement dwelling NEETS ever been to a wedding?

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