>be me
>browse Jow Forumstexas (fuck you, i don't care)
>see post bragging "Wife and I voted - go beto!"
>take bait... click
>comments - "why no wedding ring"
>op - "we are athiests"
>omg, please stop - let me guess... skinny jeans, black glasses, beard
>further review... look at the hands in pic
>WHATTHEFUCK.gif
>manlet hands
>what's wrong with his pinky?
>how much taller is she than he is
the absolute state of the left
I’m drunk I don’t know wtf you’re implying
>no callouses
His hands proportions disturb me. He probably looks like an overgrown child stuck mid puberty or a downie
kek - yes this too... looks like he probably has the beetus too, probably working his way towards those purple calves, followed soon after by endless disability checks
because cruz has been such a superstar.
kill yourself OP, do the race a favor.
Oh, so manlets, women, and fags vote for the left
Wow OP you’ve really cracked the case here by telling us something everyone didn’t already know
>redditors are soiboi manlet cucks
>thinking this is something you need to tell us
You made the same mistake every other lame ass redditor makes, OP. You found a boring, uninteresting thing and though anyone but you would care about it.
Kill yourself.
these are well known, yes - however, I find much humor in the fact that he has little ham fingers and her hands are substantially larger. It's fucking funny. LAUGH.
They look like spic hands
Sorry I didn't post a "unique and original" trap for you to jerk your dick to, you can always imagine the guy from OP pic relateds extra jointed pinky spinning circles in your asshole though.
This is the correct answer. It's probably a 5'4" spiclet
Post thread
Don’t tell me wtf to do sóyboi
Jow Forumstexas/comments/9qpvjl/wife_and_i_voted_for_the_first_time_today_here_in/
Pinkfingers
me too xo
Ugly hands, but not as bad as these ones.
What is the point of posting that? What, was somebody going to congratulate him?
How do you know his hand isnt on the right
He wanted the other liberals to fellate him for being a good brown hipster goy like pic related
Marriage is literally a social construct. What's your malfunction?
why do you have two left hands and one is fatter than the other
Wtf are manlet hands?
Like can you tell someones height from their hands?
Rate my hand pls, thank u
you're 5'10" and have never really done a day of hard manual labor
spot on. holy fuck.
4/5
>I've seen those b4....
oh yeah kys faggot
>didn't get enough attention from leddit
>posts the same shit on Jow Forums
>votes for someone who thinks the border situation is fine as it is.
get the fuck out of my state you spic loving fat ass attention whore.
ring & index = length. actual faggot
Do me next
A left hand for every gender, but that pinky is only 77% as big as it should be
nice, 6'2"
bruh how old are you
6' but yeah close
do me
24 my man
Kek
>Fatties in Austin voted for beta
And he'll still lose
damn bruh look into some products that help hand aging
that's not your hand
excuse me?
>hand on the right
>short, stubby fingers
>short head line
>short, almost non-existent fate line
obvious signs of a brainlet
reddit is a propaganda outlet. how often do we have to repeat that almost every post is made by advertising thinktanks?
go back
This hand smacked his wife's ass
they're longer, not necessarily larger. he has bigger palms. I bet he's mexican.
>little finger starts lower than others (shy), faint life line (low energy), short thumb (weak-willed), murderer's thumb (prone to bursts of rage), probably reclusive and artistic
>index finger cuved towards middle (shy/reserved, reliant on other people), short thumb (weak-willed), broken heart line (early life emotional disturbances), mangled life line (struggles), stress lines under thumb
>pretty good hand, signs of intellect, unbroken deep lines
* >pretty good hand, signs of intellect, unbroken deep lines
Those hands also masturbated your father today.
Nice soft life soft person hands you got there....