What I suggest is that we use an existing character already in active usage, currently owned by Leftists, sold to children, and often not thought about, but known by virtually everyone.
I pick Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch to be the newest Alt-Right meme. We win when Quaker Oats pulls the cereal line, and put a massive dent in the children's cereal industry.
WHO IS WITH ME?
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Why are you obsessed with children, user? Reminds me of those grooming stories I heard about...
Because, the Left wants to poison children with sugar, with the false promise of being "part of a complete breakfast".
We conquer the Cap'n, we turn him into a racist meme, we can destroy Quaker Oat's stock, as well as Post's and Kellog's.
We can then use the Cap'n to take over the food industry.
little shits cut my mouth
That won't work,Jow Forums is filled with normies lurking just to show to the medias what we are doing. as soon as this gets some attention, the "make cptn' crunch alt right" movement will crumble.
*normalfags
reminder that if you use the funny meme term unironically you're gay
You guys did just that to Mac Tonight, turning him into "Moonman" and embarassing McDonald's.
ok but only because cap n crunch is my favorite cereal
And watch you buy that cereal in droves when it causes a new fake controversy, all due to this shitpost and everyone else who thinks its funny.
Y'know, this kinda thing would work better on 8ch. Hardly any normies know about it.
Normies are repulsed by Jow Forums to begin with.
Most get "offended" when going in here once, vowing never to return to Jow Forums.
The rest get redpilled.
Ok, but they still know it exists. If we do end up trying to appropriate something, they'll just point fingers at Jow Forums. No one will take it seriously.
It worked for ebola.
That fucking captain looks like a white colonialist.
This turt. So cute. So innocent. So libertarian.
We took over Pepe and Mac Tonight.
I was going to suggest Max Headroom (as I did several times in the past), but I thought maybe a more timeless and "family friendly" figure would fit the bill better. One that parents buy for children.
The Cap'n it is, since he is created by Leftists with the sole intent of killing the children and making them stupid, while profiting.
HAIL THE CAPN!
kek the captain crunch man would be great to make memes out of someone make one
the choice is obvious.
follow the white rabbit
Why not both?
>Alt-Right
OP is a faggot. KYS in slow painful sort of way.
No one recognizes that tripe only shills from the MSM and democucks.
We continue to make them believe.
We must secure the existence of our cereal and a future for whole milk
anyone except (((count chocula)))
Turn him into Count Cuckula. With the milk as semen.
You cheeky little bugger.
>It worked for ebola.
You tempt fate and anger the goddess by not speaking her name.
capn crunch has harsh words for iran
t. redditor
I know ;)
Nah, I'd rather you neck yourself...
...faggot.
Capt Crunch was a confederate admiral- thus the C on his hat.
The blue is due to (((them))) trying to deny his real heritage.
>(((count chocula)))
>Count Cuckula
This is why I come to Jow Forums
His suit was originally white, but dyed it blue to disguise himself.
He is now conquering islands in the South Pacific under the name of conquest. He has a harem of Polynesian women.
I always figured Dig Em would be the Chosen One.
Because a dindu frog would be a Jow Forums mascot...
Ken, fair play.
Now this is serious.
Make new memes off of the Cap'n. Highly offensive memes.
but now i am sad I'll never eat that cereal
Seconded. Dig'em is /ourguy/
No.
The Cap'n should happen
Both. Both is good.
Tony the the Nazi Tiger II Heavy Tank reporting in
Crunchberries = Red Pills
>Because of Kellogg, I have a circumcised penis
CRUSH
KILL
DESTROY
moonman is 100% a forced meme by one guy, not Jow Forums
>no foreskins
You had one job.
So?
"we" didn't take it over
This son of a bitch is spreading lies my cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth
...
>cap'n kike being dehydrated foreskin jerky cereal
fund it
C is for Caucasian.
Part 3!!! Of Based-Bellagio's ground breaking Mini-saga.
>part 1 was the ground floor, intro to the meme and the history
>part 2 was the radical conspiracy theories behind the meme
>part 3 is the grand Montage of CIAniggery, MKULTRA techniques that MAKE you a NPC
The NPC meme terrifies the establishment because THEY treat us as NPC goyim.
The CIA can reprogram and make you a NPC with drugs, movies, shock treatment, torture and many other methods..
Part 3
youtu.be
YouTube is censoring NPC videos and Accounts!
Yet the Jews will say SOROS made it.... !!!
The choice is obvious. Stick with the frog
Crunchatize me faggot
>more than one post by OP
Sure. I'm down for alt-right Cap'n Crunch.
Then make memes and spam it on Jow Forums until some idiots on Reddit steals it, or SJWs on Tumblr whines about it,
Just remember who owns Aunt Jemima's ass.
Can't argue with the digits
That feel when you sent in a postcard and got stickers and a comic
Nice try, kike.
Captain colonizer
I could actually go for a bowl of Cap'N Crunch right now user. Go after Tony the Tiger instead.
Screw that.
What would Tony the Tiger have to offer to offend SJWs that Cap'n Crunch doesn't?
Instead of a cereal character how about this guy. Seems like he knows his way around an oven if you know what i'm saying
>pillsbury doughgoy.
pillsbury's based and redpilled.
Doughboy has an annoying high-pitched voice, laughs when you pinch him in the belly, and is perhaps one of the least masculine mascots in the food industry.
Pillsbury failed with making the Doughboy more than a mascot that may be iconic, but is also completely forgotten until his commercials pop up.
Nope
Milhouse is not a meme
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