Lets say you won the mega millions and became a billionaire over night...

>What would you say during this press conference?

I have more money than this world has honest law abiding niggers and that was before I won.

Trump 2020. BUILD. THAT. WALL

I know for a fact that the number 1 or 68 will come out. I won’t tell you how I know, but at least everyone can narrow down their numbers a little.

Oh no you'd only have half a billion dollars guess you might as well burn it.

Going to donate 100 million to making cat girls a reality

"Hi, I am from the internet message board Jow Forums Jow Forums. I think everyone should head there right now and check it out." And be wearing a t-shirt that said "VISIT Jow Forums.org/pol"

>Yeah, not gonna win for sure.
Why? Random means any combination no matter how ridiculous. 1-2-3-4-5 (6) has the same probably of winning as any other combination. These were the winning numbers of the past 2 largest powerball lotteries:

06-07-16-23-26 (04)
and
04-08-19-27-34 (10)

I would get Neuralink and be god

I would do this just to see all the butthurt of anons... but also the redpilling of normies. It’s a win-win.

>What would you say during this press conference?
"I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"

Like the catgirl version of Star Citizen?

I would make a sad face and say "tfw no gf"

Based.

WWG1WGA

Not bad not bad

>you don't actually become a billionaire overnight

No shit nigga, no one has or ever will. The jackpots are always split

My speech would be this: "My fellow Americans, now that I am wealthy, I am opening the first official RWDS camp. Admission will be free for those who seek training and redpilling, together, we will defeat the Jew menace once and for all."

"I am going to single-handedly fund the creation of genetically engineered domestic cat girls."

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For the record i live in PA and its mandatory the winner is announced so a press conference for me IS possible. looking for my best options now

Doing God's work user, truly an inspiration to us all.

Record amounts of rainfall hurt the crops.

"i'm building a new college because the ones we have now suck balls"

>be me 5 minutes ago
>masturbating
>near climax
>accidentally click on a tab that had a picture of bog bros
>too late now
>ejaculate at the sight of igors and grichkas perfect faces

Is masturbating to Bogdanoffs the final form of the Bogpill

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A double blind trust. Makes it so you don’t have to personally get up there and talk, your lawyer does for you (make sure you get a partner). Make sure you use a nationally recognized law firm, not a small one, though.

"I'm building a wall."

It's never recovered I see

I'm donating only to white scholarships.
I'm going to build the wall and also the wall for Canada
Then I'm buying a jet so I can take shits over your poor person house.

IM RICH BITCH

this. I bought a ticket and I'm calling Alex Jones to invite him if I win.

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Ignores the fact that the flag wouldn’t survive long enough for you to plant it, retarded poster, don’t respond to him

I’d make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I’m on the john.

I announce my plans for a new plantation and that I’m in the market for slaves

"and no niggers, kikes, spics or chinks allowed. fuck you."

Alright, IF I won and it was the full jackpot I tell the press, I'm securing a future for my family, setting up a trust fund for my nephew, taking a few months to travel Finland and Estonia (during laulupidu), giving half the money to charities (conservative ones, for sure), putting a Million into Kiva (and only help poor European MALE entrepreneurs), giving a random amount away to someone for some reason, offering $1 million to the bartender I have a crush on to sleep with me once and buying some land.

I'd buy a gf

This. Although the plot is just acreage use. Not production.

I talked to a lady in line at the gas station in California today. she said that she wishes all the people that come here for school from other countries would just go back. I agree. I would fuck her because of that statement even though she was old. this is also at least the second time this thread has been made today.
saged

"My right bicep looks pretty buff right now".

"I've already spent what I needed on what I need to make a statement on what lottery wins like this do to the winner when they're outed. The rest is already donated anonymously to charity."

*shoot self in head during news conference with large caliber pistol and die*

Seriously, lottery multimillionares basically destroy their old life to become new rich, unable to trust anyone they knew, family, period. It is proof that yes, there can be too much of a good thing.

Call a lawyer and have them set up a payout trust to you, they accept the ticket and disburse the money directly to you.

cash value and taxes you get around $500 Million not a Billion... also just wear a NPC mask and all fucktards would love you

It's the beginning

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actually some kikes allowed, out of respect for a couple very good jewish professors i had. but try anything funny and into the oven you go.

good advice, although telling the world John Podesta is a pedophile would be extremely rewarding.

I will force Hegel's Cunning Of Reason and make something good come out of this morally dubious event. I would spend millions of dollars funding an investigation into the Vatican II counterchurch so that the light gets shined on this wicked apostasy. I'd announce that I creating a Catholic University without marxist indoctrination and where people will not limited in what they can study by Jews.

Make sure you dab as hard as you can in the picture then do one of them fortnite dances.

>What would you say during this press conference?

Gas the kikes race war now!

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There are no planets tho, just a fixed firmament above a flat Earth. Your money would be wasted.

One billion after taxes is $600 million. Keep $100 million and go to a Casino and play 5 $100 million dollar poker hands...

California doesnt tax the lottery

I would wear a fake beard and wig with Sun glasses. People might learn my name, but my name is common so the odds of finding me is low.

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Can I get a quick rundown?

Pay off all my debts.
Buy new reasonable vehicles
Refurbish my home
Go to work after a couple weeks to get everything squared away in investments
Plan to travel after the kids finish school

>forced you to attend a public press conference to claim your winnings
do they really force you?

Gas the kikes!

Tell cities like Portland to stop allowing antifa to control their streets then tell the chief of said departments to disobey the orders from the city and protect it's citizens and they will receive a hefty donation. Then hookers n blow

Oh no I only get 800 million dollars, damn.

Nah it came back, but certainly helped other players enter.

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Some states do. It's basically fraud prevention to keep people from developing conspiracy theories about lottery officials pocketing the money themselves.

Don't let the machine pick. People are lucky, not machines

in most other countrys winnings are tax free you know

its fucking bullshit you have to attend a public press conference and have no right to privacy. i would buy a house in a private state, live there for a bit, then claim my winnings.

>its mandatory the winner is announced
Your name doesn't need to be. I posted this in an earlier thread but it seems worth posting again.
IF YOU WIN
>do not tell a single soul, not your mom, your wife, brothers and sister. NO one
>do NOT write your name on the ticket.
>as fast as humanly possible get to a bank and put it in a saftey deposit back
>as soon as possible get in touch with a business lawyer
>he will set up a holding company for you
>let Anons Holding Co claim the reward
Next
>fucking move
At least for a while. The location the ticket was sold will be announced, and you're going to want to buy some crazy shit. If the corner store down the street from your house sold the winner, and suddenly you're rolling around in Bentley everyone is going to know it was you.
You can move back in a few years if you love your town. It just needs to be long enough to say you kicked ass in the stock market.
>take the lump sum
If you dont you have to pay all the more taxes (up to 50% in some places) and on top of that you need to pay income tax on your annuity ever single year. Additionally, the number people that get murdered is much, much, higher for people that choose the annuity
>t. Powerball winner

>do they really force you?
Depends on the state. Some let you remain anonymous. Others require you to publicly release your name and take a photo. They can't really stop you from showing up with a swastika painted on your face though.

>Oy vey he revealed us, shut down his bank accounts, have the IRS audit him, notify all (((lawyers))) to blacklist him or charge him 100x rate if wants to do business with us.

>Fuck Reddit

The most cucked of cucks

>Let some jew hold your money.
Suppose I'll ask a nigger to hold my wallet while I count change at the liqueur store.

only a few states let you keep it a secret

That's why you find a non jew lawyer..they exist. You could literally just walk into any church, ask them who their lawyer is and they will help you.

>what is federal income tax
39% of 1.6 billion.

that's kinda fucked up. Doesn't that pretty much condemn the winner to a lifetime of harassment? Their name and picture posted for the whole country to see, and a billion dollar check in their hand, seems like they'd be hunted down and either robbed or harassed for the rest of their life.

Can you change your name legally after?

very interesting....will screencap this

>do NOT write your name on the ticket.

wait why i thought this is how you stop from potential legal troubles over claiming it

That is why you create a trust. 3 days of smart thinking lead to a lifetime of comfort. Dumb niggers and faggots go around telling everyone right away like some crazed maniac.

It does. The media and a fuckton of crazies will dig deep to find the winner, even if it is claimed anonymously.

The vast majority of people will forget about it within a week, but there'll be thousands of scammers and crazies who'll obsess about getting their piece of the pie.

Because if you sign your name, it is a legally binding contract and you can no longer set up a trust.

Honestly I wouldn't really care. I'd change my name to Cash Money and not associate with the riff-raff anymore.

Good, but I would advice you to contact a trust lawyer, a SECOND unconnected trust lawyer, and the largest investment firm there is to create an agreement for immediate money to move the fuck away for awhile while the lawyers and accountants do their thing. I would also advise that you don't just up and make a trust or LLC in your state and make sure you have it made in the right state, as tax is different in states. Delaware might be the right place, since it also offers lottery anonymity.

I'd wear a trump hat and then say that my money will be used to lobby for my interests

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Trump 2020, bitches.

I would talk about haircuts in the '70s.

youtube.com/watch?v=fJkTNJ7BM9I

I would create a blind trust to claim the cash. They would never know I won.

I'd do nothing with the money except pay off my debts and fix up my house. I'd keep a low profile and slowly buy all of my neighbors' houses. I live in a rural area.

I can picture some of Jow Forums... I'd like to dedicate this to a special woman...

Back at home, there lives a little maiden, and she's called Erika.

can you explain that to me, a brainlet

You've only scratched the surface. Next comes the phone call.

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I got that reference
youtu.be/btAbU1sPqIM

sounds like a nightmare. Every relationship you had, family and otherwise, now becomes about money. Because now, for every financial problem anyone who knows you ever has, you have no excuse not to help them.

"Oh, I wrecked my car and I don't have insurance!"
"That's okay, cousin user won the lottery last year and is worth half a billion dollars, a new car is just pocket change to him, he has literally no reason not to help us! And if he doesn't, then it's because he's selfish!"

see what I mean? If I won the lottery and I couldn't keep it a secret I'd pretty much just fuck off to a private island and my friends and family would probably never see me again

"There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish". Then I'd call Hiromoot up the next day and take this place off his hands for a cool 10 million