/hue/volution Onwards to victory addition!

>WHO IS JAIR BOLSONARO?
Intro twitter.com/RealVinceJames/status/1054236858291376128
On prisoners' rights twitter.com/PeterCozy/status/1050774090808741888
On thot patrol twitter.com/RealVinceJames/status/1050042805551128576

>2nd round polls: BOLSONARO 59% X HADDAD 41% (Datafolha)
Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off will happen in October 28th.

>BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2EnfnDaqNks
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First for Catholic Kuruminha a qt

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>ywn marry a cute light brown Brazilian gf
Y even live

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Don't reply to the MAV shill.
Report Portuguese speakers. MAVs can't speak English.

Nice meme.

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NOVA ERA
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Yep, this is going in my bolso-deniers cringe compilation after he gets elected

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Calm down everyone.
we are still ahead, remember that polls were all rigged against Bolsonaro during the first turn, don't expect it to be different during the second turn.

Pitu is the Chad Monkey drink.

I mean...it's one of the easiest thing you can do as a gringo> If you can keep her happy and "under control" is another matter but getting a girl, especially if you are "rich"(which is working minimal wage in america) is incredibly easy.

I fucking hope so. I do believe this election woke up the masses to their bullshit, but I wouldn't be surprised in the least if people just let it pass and "hey its just 4 years we'll win next time!"

g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/eleicoes/2018/noticia/2018/10/23/ibope-para-presidente-votos-validos-bolsonaro-57-haddad-43.ghtml

Bolsonaro fell 2% because of the fake news campaign.

What do we do?

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There are literally 30 million such girls living in sub saharan african conditions in the Northeast of Brazil whose very dream is to suck a white american cock and cook for said cock owner.

>Tiozão
What happend guys?

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>fell
It's ibope cheating the max they can to trick people to vote for Haddad as usual.

he didn't actually fall, but people that instead of voting for him voted null. While haddad votes remained the same, so nothing has changed

Why are they commenting in english, if brazilians speak portuguese?

see:

I love how Andrade didn't gain a single vote. Even if the results are true, and it's not a simple matter of variance, all the left could do with their desperate campaign against Bolsonaro was make 2% change to null/white.

I hope you guys are ready in case this doesn't work out. I'm trying to get my passport but it takes way too long.

>What do we do?
sip pitu

Fucking 14% ahead to be exact
The variation was within the margin of error and after non stop attacks since Thursday
I think we're fine

Nothing. Just accept the defeat.

You guy are pretty much done.

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It's clearly edited with the translation so gringos understand.

>What do we do?
Plea to TSE to block TV signals for 72 hours.

sul21.com.br/ta-na-rede/2018/10/professores-de-jornalismo-da-pucrs-lancam-nota-em-solidariedade-a-juremir-machado/

Golpe comunista está em andamento
Professores e sindicatos unidos

Victory Expectation is 69% from previous 66% from Ibope.

Chora Mais Petista Safada

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Here:

apartadox.com/en/Lisbon-escorts-Portugal

These are prostitutes (escorts) in Lisbon, offering their bodies for about 120 dollars an hour, probably less if you get to know them and treat them well.

Most of them are low class Brazilians. And these are the ones who mannaged to cross the sea. Just imagine how it is and how much cheapper they sell themselves in Brazil.

Go bleach Brazil, user!
Half of the girls from Brazil are probably not prostitutes, and some of them will actually behave like normal people.

That's the PT shitty way

He didn't fell. These polls have a margin of like 5% and this one only asked 3.000 people. It doesn't even need to be rigged to NOT be trusted. The only reason these faggots geta away with their "95% trust" and "3% error margin" bullshit is because the average person has no idea how statistics work.

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Did anybody watch JN to know what they said about the election?

NONO
"Melhor já ir se acostumando" = "You can't steer the Jair"

I feel for those who still stuck in the university meme, next months will be tough.

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>DONT REPLY TO MAVS, SPEAK ENGLISH ONLY, MAVS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
I REPEAT
>DONT REPLY TO MAVS, SPEAK ENGLISH ONLY, MAVS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH

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OP's pic made me think of something. Imageboard gringos usually think of BRs (and other South Americans) as mutts or natives, i.e. the kuruminhas in OP's pic. But a BR who can speak English is very likely to be white. Sure, we have some mutts posting in these threads, but I'd guess the majority of BRs in /hue/ are actually in the colonizer's position in that meme. We /oligarchs/ in here.

Friendly reminder that those claiming Bolsonaro fell 2 points are concern trolling and are glowing in the dark commies.
Report and ignore shills.

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Haddad is already making a post-defeat strategy, trying to devalue Bolsonaro's win and his loss through the caixa 2 scandal. They've given up already, m8.

Good news is, the Whatsapp thing is THE most retarded defeat strategy I've ever seen. It beats even the Russia narrative from the Clinton campaign. PT and PSOL are getting knocked the fuck out of the ring with their own moves.

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It's what I've been trying to say.
It's within the margin of error with a smaller sample size than the last poll and in the total votes Andrade didn't even get votes

wow you are right they made a post just a few seconds after this.

You must be over 18 to post here.

TV ads end in the fifth-fair anyway.

TOMORROW IS DATAFOICE, BEWARE GUYS

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Yeah, I wasted 30 minutes of my life. They were in full shillmode, mentioned how Bolsonaro supporters were threatening STF (they showed each one of the judges condemning that), were still pushing the story of Moa do Katendê and how he was murdered by a far right supporter.

They said nothing about the fake news against Mourão.

That's the thing. When people here think of Brazil, they think of you as attractive people of various shades of brown.

family of four
trocadilho do carilho

>Fifth-fair
Lol

>this level of denial.
That's just pathetic.

Why can't you just accept it?

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We will see in a few days.
I hope you guys are right, but we have had this 2014 election.

meh...
I suppose I was the first to translate these memes, inspiring you monkeys to follow suit. I'm proud of that already, but by all means, choose what you prefer best, I'm not saving others...

No, it's not
Datafoice is Thursday

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>fifth-fair
kek

Various shades of brown is accurate for the most part. Attractive... I wouldn't say that about the average BR mutt.

I don't get it.

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So TSE communist coup happening?

>Datafolha: 55%
>Ibope: 56%

thursday
>Ibope: 53%
>Datafolha: 52%

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oh its true, ty

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Not gonna lie, former Bolsonaro voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Bozonaro crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the sopa de macaco recipes.

Kek.

Good to know. Now, let's built "our" own fucking empire.

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senpaiília "de quatro"

>I hope you guys are right, but we have had this 2014 election.
You realize that aecio was only ever ahead in one single poll by 51x49 and it wasn't even the latest one

The guy is already buried and they're still pushing this shit?
Pathetic

>coup

Nah. You guys just lost.

No we didn't, Aécio was garbage in the first round and only a few polls just after the second round gave him a 2% advantage.

>190561595
>190561785
Like clockwork.
>implying you'll get any (You)s

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>attractive people of various shades of brown
>tfw pale as paper and ugly as sin

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>N I Ó B I O
>I

>B
>I
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Só lembrando que quem votou no Amoedo tem a mesma culpa de quem votou no Haddad.

5 days left
Salute!

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HERE IS HOW THEY FRAUDED THE LASTEST DATAFOLHA NUMBERS.
THE APP USED BY THEIR EMPLOYEES IS FAILING TO "REGISTER" BOLSONARO VOTES IN SOME OCCASIONS.

youtu.be/0Gh-n-fWMsc?t=29

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You can be a part of Brazil, we are willing to annex you. The inverse is not true.

feeds a family of four/ off four.
Implying non-theoretical math is GRASS that feeds quadrupeds

Checked!

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The international parasites who created our 1988 Constitution never intended to elect anybody outside of PSDB/PT/PMDB

Prepare for a Civil War on October 28
PT, TSE, PSDB, PMDB and International Media coup happening before or own eyes

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Why user?
How would that be good for us all?

>MAVS FROM REDDIT ARE INVANDING Jow Forums
>DONT REPLY TO MAVS, SPEAK ENGLISH ONLY, MAVS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
>DONT REPLY TO MAVS, SPEAK ENGLISH ONLY, MAVS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
>THEYRE GONNA KEEP GOING UNTIL SUNDAY, DONT REPLY
I REPEAT
>MAVS FROM REDDIT ARE INVANDING Jow Forums
>DONT REPLY TO MAVS, SPEAK ENGLISH ONLY, MAVS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
>DONT REPLY TO MAVS, SPEAK ENGLISH ONLY, MAVS DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
>THEYRE GONNA KEEP GOING UNTIL SUNDAY, DONT REPLY

FACT: there's no interview of Haddad that surpassed 1M views in YouTube.

Even worse, they're even more likely to fraud because Folha absolutely despises Bolsonaro.

What about the smaller research institutes that were closer to the actual results in the first round? I think it Paraná Pesquisas and another one.
When are their new polls coming out?

Niobio na merenda escolar já!

Thanks for the positivity, user.

>MAVS FROM REDDIT ARE INVANDING Jow Forums
source? I need a source for this

DID SOMEONE SAID "MERENDA"?!?!

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NO NO, OH NOOO
QUICK EVERYONE CLOSE YOUR EYES

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>>MAVS FROM REDDIT ARE INVANDING Jow Forums
Source on that?

FACT: there's at least 4 Bolsonaro songs that surpassed 1M views. Haddad's most popular one has only 500k views.

youtube.com/watch?v=2EnfnDaqNks

We had BTG yesterday and he grew 1%

Friday

On the other hand, more than 10 Bolsonaro interviews surpassed the 1M mark.

just look at their instagram, bolso has like 10x andrades number of followers, and only women use instagram

Someone needs to request Jimmy Carter or the UN to monitor the election.

>Friday
Perfect
What can we do that's morally and legally right, to help Bolsonaro?

Facts:
- Dilma lost to Cuck Aécio in 2014 but smartmatic machines elected her
- Lula support was never great outside a few places in Nordeste
- Voting machines were made to elect PT/PSDB/PMDB eternally
- Muslims, chinese and jewish bankers own Brazil

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ITS THE FUCKING NORTHWEST AGAIN

noticias.uol.com.br/politica/eleicoes/2018/noticias/2018/10/21/aumento-bolsa-familia-haddad-eleicoes.htm

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I feel like all opposition since 1989 is controlled except for Bolsonaro

Good luck with that. Our ((((electronic ballots))))) are impossible to actually verify 100%

Neither option would do us any good, but Brazil is too large to be contained, or even stand on equal ground, with Portugal in a hypothetical Empire. I mean that in a philosophical, spiritual, cultural scale. Don't get me wrong, I'm a lover and admirer of Portugal, but Brazil is a continent, not a country. And even if each region is so different, there is always something that unifies us, there will always be a kinship among Brazilians from North to South, a certain approach to life, a certain view of the world, and I'm not sure we have that in common with you.

>UN
Hmm, so this post is a joke, OK.
>Jimmy Carter
Hmm, literally who? QRD please.

Yes. Dr. Eneas was real opposition but he never had support because the media censured him