Have performed autopsies on many humans

>have performed autopsies on many humans

ask me what you would like, I will be honest so long as your questions arent aimed at revealing my identity

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Weirdest thing you've ever found in someone?

You ever fuck one the dead cunts?

How often do you actually encounter really interesting mysterious deaths, as opposed to morbidly obese people dying of predictable basic shit like heart attacks?

As a subset of that question, what was the coolest cause of death you've ever identified?

His dick

cut open any qts?

most autopsies whether forensic or medical typically have imaging done before or during the procedure so you already have an idea of whats in there before you go. have seen lots of old bullets and shrapnel in generally males, but weird stuff for me tends to be more anatomical (malignancy and the like)

take your LARP to /B fagget

no, desecration of a cadaver is frowned upon in the USA, unlike where you probably come from

people die of "natural" causes a lot, but families can still request autopsies in the state that im in at a price. some people like the peace of mind that it offers them in case there is a genetic component that they could benefit from having knowledge about

coolest cause of death was probably a fall, but i dont want to be too specific because im overly paranoid about this stuff. the mechanism, i cant imagine, has been replicated in too many place

>weird stuff for me tends to be more anatomical
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
>yes

>Proof Jow Forums is /b/ all grown up
Any famous people come to you?

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id say if youre getting your rocks off over dead people, youre in the wrong business

for what its worth im an MD who trained in the continental US

locally famous yes, havent seen anyone that has been in a movie or anything. local government representatives and the like if that could be considered famous

Ever find a big ol' hunk of impacted fecal matter like the stories you hear about John Wayne? I always wondered if that was true.

What was the age of the youngest and oldest you have examined?

tastiest part?

Do the blacks smell worse?

The coolest death I ever heard of was a dead woman who wore her apartment key around her neck. She was drunk and managed to accidentally kill herself by strangulation.

OP is larping. He doesn't even use proper grammar and there are people that have English as a second language that are better.

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>bend down to unlock door
>key goes in
>get the spins
>die
brutal

What's the process like to become a ME? 4 years of med school then what? Internship and then residency?
How long does the average exam take? How many do you see a week? Do you do the blood tests/toxicology tests yourself or is that done by a lab or inhouse specialist?
How's the pay compared to other specialities (I imagine it's heavily location dependent)? On a scale of 1 to 10, how is job satisfaction? Would you recommend it to med students to pursue?

how many dead wieners have you put in your mouth?

Give me your best fatass autopsy story. Like, if you ever did an autopsy on a really fat fuck I want to hear it.

Is there anywhere that I can watch high quality autopsy videos? I enjoy watching them, but they tend to be from shitty ass countries with shitty ass video quality.

Also, if I am just your average Joe, would I be able to come in and watch autopsies being performed live?

I'm extending this out to all medfags too. Ever do surgery on a beef goblin? I want to hear about it.

whats the weirdest thing youve ever discovered about a body?
>mfw 1/3 of my small intestines were removed

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a lot of fentanyl deaths lately, I'm guessing.

any exotic drug deaths lately?

Tell about how fat people are and how it surrounds their organs and shit

Tell about ways to do act(s) resulting in autopsy of target but unlikely to result in classification as questionable or homicide

OR tech here

>tfw brainlet
>work alongside doctors and surgeons
>i've seen some shit