/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SOARIN' TED EDITION

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a couple 105s

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WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES

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Sorry, but this is America, where at least my awoos are free.

God fucking damn you and everything you love for telling me to watch that movie while i am preparing for a competition

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>Who here /poorandstupid/?
Seriously though, if you hit it tonight, would you use the money to advance your political aims? Or would you just go innawoods and build the ultimate comfy doomsday bunker?

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Well that's a big fuck you to the polls which had this race being within 2 points at most, but not 8

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Remember the good old days before Drumpf was President?
God I'm old

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I’m building a business then running for office

Fire for Effect?

How did I miss this haha

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OH NO NO NO NO

TO THE FAGGOTS WHO SAID NEVADA IS GONE

RURAL TURNOUT IS ON FIRE

GET FUCKED YOU NIGGERS

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Is this based on the photograph of Merkel trying to bully Trump??

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IT IS OVER NOW

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I’d make Vault 101 look like Vault 88.

Reminder the American Revolution was started when a bunch of Native Americans dumped tea into the harbour

Jews have no other right than to just fugging die on the spot.

NO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLUE WAVE!

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Yes it is!

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Which'n? Local comptroller?

Checked

Drumpfies

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Muh

Rurals are just choosing to vote early. They will have all voted by election day and Clark will save the day for the Democrats.

>taxing Awoos
This is how you get a revolution.

/ptg/ was pretty much unusable earlier so I took a nap
How is it now?

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>dem turnout big in metro areas
>GOP running up the scoreboard in rural areas
sounds so familiar...

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Rurals ale up a fraction of the state though unfortunately. We will still win though. Clark & Washoe turnout is improving in our favor

kek

I’m supposed to vote for the ones with a D next to their name right?

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I'd make Vault 69 look like Vault 68 :)

3 point Dem lead means GOP keeps the House

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Fund rural retards to stir things up on college campuses maybe. But otherwise, move to Singapore or Switzerland because fuck getting kidnapped and murdered since your name and address gets published after you win, along with a photo of your face.

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:o

Cocaine and hookers and never having to work until I die at 50
Whatever's left over can go to supporting the drug war because drugs kill people

Why does anyone believe them about any blue wave anywhere? Republican enthusiasm and Democrat despondency are everywhere. Even the media is starting to warn them.

Some people think Hitler killed himself, it's one of those days

>dog catcher
Honestly starting with state assembly in reality. My state doesn’t have lotto so I’ll need to fundraise

Yes. D for Drumpf.

I'd build compound. Buy the bunny ranch and get free blow jobs for life.

Wasn't there a frog with blonde hair that used to talk about people in rural and suburban areas?

NO!

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Why not both?
I'd titty fuck Trump so fucking hard

late hours are infinitely better than the day hours. don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Youth normally dont turn out to vote but lots of them think they are living in Harry Potter and Voldemort is the President

Will it make a difference?

The didn't see the docs from American intelligence that had him in Argentina?
They believe soviet lies?

Lots of movement towards Democrats in FL. FL-06, FL-15, and FL-27 have moved in the Democrats direction. I think all the experts see great promise for the blue wave in that state regardless of misleading early returns

n e NNTNN?

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my post btw

I'd buy a reasonably sized blue water boat and sail around the world getting my dick sucked by the finest whores in each port. Other than that, it would go in a bank.

>But you mess with my wife, you mess with my kids, that'll do it everytime. Dahnald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!

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>Bolton-fu doesn't have a mustache
almost perfect

I wonder what percentage of leftists who talk about trump being fat all the time are worthless fatbodies themselves. Projection is a hell of a thing.

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yeah but I've never seen 7pm /ptg/ that awful before

>apologizing for being america
Yeah you definitely are sorry alright.

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these impoverished refugees need razors to cut their facial hair

Yeah, they might go buy owls.

Iowa has big cannons!
A very nice image.

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They'll show up unregistered and thinking you can do it on the day

I really think im gonna win mega millions but the pot will be split 3 ways. I'll take it tho.

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I miss Hope.

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RIGHT
WING
BORDER
MILITIA

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It was a condescending apology, if that makes it better

I hate goblins

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These niggers can't figure out how to buy stamps. I would't worry about it.

>only $220 million
>before taxes
pffft, why even get out of bed

>not Vault 11
It's like you don't enjoy politics at all

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wew lads
youtube.com/channel/UCh-teNA8Zsh94oYEW46nPnQ

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Apply directly to affected area

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Google and facebook have been telling them how. They will probably also remind them on election day

>Wow. Look at these starving people!
The one on the left has a fucking mustache ffs.

>I didn't buy a ticket because I didn't want to waste the money
>bought lunch today
>I didn't like it
>It was a $12 mistake
welp
anyway, good luck to you

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>Trump will never build the wall

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>tfw no Hope/Mooch power duo leading the WH comms

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NEW VEGAS 2 NEVER
Why even live desu senpai.

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>girl crushes grapes with her feet
what's wrong with you

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some days are better than others. guess which one you're in

Magatard thread #1309 for the month of October.

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Hope was always Miller's girl.

Tumblr is raiding us again

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spoiler: momiji wins it

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You're buying that new trash, aren't you, Leaf? You disgust me.

Hope was sucking Corey Lewandowski's cock or so I recall at least.

frick blimpf

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>resistbot

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The polling is actually pretty close here.
According to the current best estimates, Democrats will take an 8 seat majority

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