I was thinking about how it’s strange that LGBT people define their lives around being gay which at the end of the day is really just your preferred way to have sex, which you spend less than one percent of your life doing. It would make more sense to define your life around something you spend more time doing, you spend much more time of your life shitting than having sex. Why aren’t there social movements advocating for their preferred way to shit? Squatty potty? Side saddle? What’s up with that?
LGBTSHIT
Tyler Adams
Elijah Gutierrez
You guys define your lives around being white and you spend one hundred percent of your time getting your women stolen by black men.
Nolan Allen
I’m white 100% of the time. You only have sex less than 1% of the time.
Aaron Edwards
>implying we only care for our race, and not just our race before others
Jose Harris
I now identify as a squatter potter.
Jordan Carter
I have one in all my bathrooms, works great much faster movements.
Camden Martin
Bukkake. I demand the US government grant me an my 50 men +1 woman partners family rights because I love bukkake.
love is love. t. supreme court
Camden Rodriguez
That's racist yo
Josiah Edwards
Imagine using a tool to squatty potty. Real men either squat in the bathtub and waffle stomp the shit down the drain, or have both feet planted firmly on the toilet seat
Owen Peterson
They are mentally ill, accidental ripples of pop cultures. That is the reason they are called NPC. They don't have real personality, it's all based over some little detail of degeneracy they do.
Makes sense because truth always does
Aaron Powell
Actually squatting does help straighten the anorectal angle (which helps maintain continence) but you can get the same effect from leaning forward.
Lincoln Brooks
This
Hunter Reyes
I squat on this seat and shit while I swing back and forth
Christian King
you are mentally ill.
Julian Thompson
*snap*
Gavin Perez
Identity politics aside, that's actually a way healthier way to defecate than the way we traditionally do in the West.
Ethan Gonzalez
>waffle stomp
Kek
Adam Smith
Connor Rivera
Most don't, that is, act and behave in a pre-ordained faggy manner just because they're gay. I'd say at least half of my fag friends had to tell me, I couldn't tell they were gay.
Also if you're really shitting longer than you're fucking thats on you, I take 5 min shits and fuck for at least 15, 20 on a decent day, 30+ if I'm pussy starved.
Tldr; you're wrong about everything.
Hudson Flores
Well, Jalisco is where you have a whole bunch of white Mexicans
Adam Hernandez
You forgot your meme flag
David Bell
Fukken shill, don´t lump in squat shitting with that degenerate commie bullshit!
Hemorrhoids are NO laughing matter and THIS IS EXACTLY how to cure them permanently and without and fucking surgery or (((medication))).
Tyler Butler
You're right
Kevin Davis
Is that Anita?
Jaxson Morgan
Jalisco
>white
>christeros
>sydicalistas
>now skinheads as well
>even their drug cartel is hyper-nationalist
>invented Rancho and Mariachi music, the most mexican music
>insanely catholic, but without too much of the weird pagan shit you get in the south
Why isnt all of mexico like Jalisco
John Turner
I hate gays so much. My ex of 6 years was a fag hag. Finally was able to break up with her after she said she wouldn't marry me if her best friend homo couldn't be the bridesmaid. That's when I knew how distant we really were.
Gavin Turner
I actually have a squatty potty. They legit work actually. It makes it a more natural position like you would have when you shit in the woods. I kinda cant shit without one now.
Evan Rivera
We should meme Scatophile acceptance. It would be really red-pilling to normies.
We could make a rainbow flag with brown in it
Add S to LGBT
Added bonus... the parades would be a real shit-show
Connor Butler
We have to wait for pajeet to wake up. He should be of great help if you want your movement to succeed.
Dominic Lopez
what about the fact that homosexuals will never have a real family or create a community that families can survive in normally? it's a total breakdown of society.
Jose Wood
Sure as shit am, talking from hard earned shit´sperience.
Course didn´t buy that gay stool.
Just got two cardboard boxes with perfect fitting empty jars inside to put my feet on.
Works perfectly.
Oliver Smith
It gives them something to complain about. An excuse for why they cant live like normal people. Why they need special treatment. Maybe even some programs.
Brandon Rodriguez
No I fucking don't. I'm white, so what. Big fucking deal.
Angel Davis
u could just stop having buttsex with muhamed and abdul if ur worried about the hemroids
Xavier Cox
But why is it only hippies that shill for Squatty Potty? There must be something (((suspect))) about it.
Gabriel Ward
On day I WILL gas me a kike like you, just to see what ACTUALLY happens
Leo Campbell
I already explained, they´re shilling some shitty stool for what can be achieved with two fukin boxes or bricks.
The anatomy is sound.
If you want to blame somebody, then blame the faggot frenchies who invented our damn ass-busting shit-thrones in the first place.
Parker Sanchez
I'm less kike than u even if ur 0% kike german is my least white ancestry
Caleb Baker
Then stop acting like one.
Kevin Martin
>shit in the woods
You mean street, Pajeet my squatting son
Blake Jenkins
Ah, I get it.
Also, do Germans still poop onto a toilet shelf for stool inspection?
Aiden Collins
Only when visiting Londonistan or Brimingham, just trying to blend in.
Jose King
I’m white with a nearly 8” cock and a 131 IQ. I’m a literal god by nog standards.
Jaxon King
Bump
Cameron Harris
She looks like a man in drag
Kevin Cook
All Germans legit have a scat fetish
Nathan Gutierrez
Who is this milk maiden
Ethan Brooks
>Hemorrhoids
Have fun with yours.
I hope you think of me when you bend over to shove that Hemorrhoids-salve pip up your sphincter, so that your ass-vein stops exploiding.
Michael Kelly
Bump
Michael Young
You shit every day from the day you’re born to the day you die. The same is not true of sex you brainlet
James Brooks
Pic of side saddle, please?
Carson Howard
and you spend one hundred percent of your time getting AIDS
Jace Davis
that's a disturbing story and congratulations for standing up to that abuse
Jayden Mitchell
I was thinking about something kinda similar yesterday. They were bitching they were being erased because their drivers licensees might display names their parents gave them and most suitable XX or XY chromosome pair. I spend almost no time looking at what is on my drivers licence. I thought a counter argument to me the inconvence is an insult. Well my counter to that is I had to sign up to Obamacare via the exchange or pay a fine and they got my birth date wrong when sending info over to the provider, the provider says its exchange responsibility and even though i verified myself they wont change it. The exchange says they sent the correct info. So I spent a year having to use an inaccurate birthday for an medical service to be covered. Its just an inconvenience