Being an INTP who's probably going to die alone anyway. I always thought that jail would be nice, you would just sit in a room for 23 hours of a day, all to myself. Any INTP will understand that being in our minds is all we really need for company.
So I was seriously thinking about doing it the last few weeks, but what would be the best way to insure I go to jail for a long time but not really do anything. robbery gives you shit and I don't wanna kill/harm anyone.
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Start killing as many communists as you can find. They ain't human anyway
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First, go to youtube and watch a few episodes of "after prison show" then think again if that's what you're really after.
if you rob a bank they will throw the book at you. Don't fuck with banks. You dont even need to be violent, if you just walked in and said you were robbing it they are supposed to give you the money then call the cops. They would still put you away forever
Unapologetically cheat on your taxes
Kill some high level jews.
>sit in a room for 23 hours a day
no you would still have to go out and socialize with other inmates during breakfast and lunch,and probably even dinner.Plus you'll have some court yard time to play and exercise
this. carry a gun on you too for more years. but seriously you don't want to be in jail. at least be a neet OP
He should kill another inmate and go to solitary.
As an INTP who's been to jail... you're not going to be alone. You're gonna be forced to live with the worst people on the planet.
Walk up and smack a cop in the mouth.
Easy.
You'll get a brief stay and see how you like it.
Theres a pecking order among the scum in American prisons. If you go in with the right charges you will be left alone. If you go in with the wrong charges you will be tormented. Also note the prisons in California are at 200% capacity. You will not be attending any time alone.
>go to loquor store
>cause a scene by smashing bottles
>steal a few bottles
>drink while waiting for cops
This will give you a few months to see if you like it. Its also what some homeless do to survive winters.
Or just refuse to pay for a speeding ticket
Yeah but at least inside you have a good story for why you're there.
I feel like a lot of NEETs are going to start doing this when their Baby Boomer parents start dying off.
Kill Commies
Dude you're a fucking retard. Just get a fucking job you lazy shit.
Good thinking. I think thats a felony here though. Op should try a small trial run of like 6 months
INTP is no excuse to be that extreme of a loser. I'm an INTP, with a decent IT job, was just in a relationship for 3 years. Hopefully you're still just young and stupid.
I would become homeless or go to jail, no way I'm going to be living with my parents, too much shame with being dependent on them.
Yeah but I'm hoping I'll find some way to be stuck in solitude confinement, maybe be suicidal and attempt to kill myself or start a riot.
I have one now but more then anything do I just enjoy free time. working is always a pain because it takes me away from time I could just be in my mind. I would totally keep working and work for a really good job if I had a wife and kids but I'm already too much of a fuck up for that. I've overdosed on the blackpill.
ugh...you'd definitely have a cellmate and he would almost assuredly ass rape you since you're most likely a frail little white boy. Have fun dealing with pancake shits that you can no longer hold inside because your asshole is perpetually prolapsed
Aye perhaps, but if he gets arrested for something lame, hes going to have a bad time inside..
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Don't be like this guy.
People sure enjoy posting particularly stupid shit here on Jow Forums, don't they?
No, you don't. I've been to county jail many times and 2 years in state pen. You will never be left alone unless you go psycho and hurt people to get solitary. You will never sleep. You will not be able to get good reading material and even if you do you won't be able to read or concentrate with the constant noise, yelling, banging of doors, and CO bullshit. The food is pure shit. If you get lucky you might go somewhere with decent commissary but then you need people to put money on your books to buy it and guard that shit. Can you fight? You will get a heart check. Defend yourself or get punked for your whole stay. Jail/prison is awful.
I've never understood why these sissy fags don't try to get sent to prison. Seems like the perfect like for a slave dick girl.
thats not what jail is like
>no way I'm going to be living with my parents, too much shame with being dependent on them.
I meant welfare or some shit, disability
Well I mean I'm just kinda stuck with either living on the streets or maybe going to jail and doing shit to get myself in solitary confinement
If you're actually an INTP, than you damn well better end up in jail for some well thought out, planned and rehearsed plot that we'll get to read about in the news. If you get locked up for acting like a nigger than you're unworthy of the title of INTP
>t. INTJ
Well... on one hand I guess that's true but then again it would be a contradiction to what I believe. A lazy bum like me is one who I hate most in society. While the thought is nice, I would probably kill myself out of guilt or just get off it and become homeless.
>start a riot
Stop being so Delusional. Youre an unfit pasty aspie who's going to be locked up with literal sociopaths and criminals you aren't going to do or be able to start shit
Was that kid an actual Jow Forums user?
Nah the food sucks for real. The rest isn't bad. It's just like after school detention for the fuck offs. Nobody there gives a shit and it's obvious. But you can read and draw literally all day long which is cool. And no fucking normie retards around. You can easily get arrested in this country just get drunk and go for a fun drive. Done.
I wouldn't do it unless I could be jailed in a Scandinavian country. They are practically spas.
Dunno for sure, but he fits the mold.
>an Jow Forums faggot appears
>Hey guys I think i'll go to the worst place on earth that will also rape my butthole and give me black AIDS, just for some peas and quiet
Supposedly the INTP and the INTJ are supposed to be a match made in heaven, anything can be done with really INTP and any NTJ. It's why this board is, not only so autistic but also, the basis for everything the internet has become.
You're probably right, I'm starting to think that if I became homeless, while I would have to work for food, I would atleast beable to go to a library and shitpost on Jow Forums. I would keep myself clean. Yeah I'm starting to like the idea of being homeless a little more.
kill politicians please
Seems like a robot for sure
>all to myself
lol no
you have to do something serious to get seg
I will say this, people can be really fucking funny. One county I was in for 6 months we would watch COPS every day. All these inmates become certified paralegals when COPS is on. "Oh shit nigga don't do that! That's 5-10!" Hilarious. Then there's the games and the shit talking for sport. Play dominos or spades just for the shit talk entertainment. Other than that its a complete waste of time. Don't join a stupid ass gang if you can help it.
I've never posted on Jow Forums and didn't realize Pass authentication didn't go from board to board so when I did log in, I went back but accidently went back to Jow Forums instead of Jow Forums
Trust me, I'd be right there to blow my brains out too if I ever became autistic enough to browse that board which is about now.
user, just go innawoods and live off the land. Prison is awful. It's like being in the urban jungle x1000
Drive to CA and rape a homeless dude, leave DNA everywhere.
Get yourself straight user.
Dude, there is no peace and quiet in jail. unless youre in solitary. The lights are always on, those loud ass doors are always slamming open and closed. Everyone watches you shower and take a shit. Join a monastery instead.
>prison wont be nice.
>low paying jobs of all kinds can be solitary. night shift security comes to mind
I kind of envy your larp.
You think it's bad now? Just wait till you get around niggers who literally don't give a fuck. Btw, if you are in Texas you can act bad as fuck and get G5'ed and still have a climate.
If you really just wa t to be alone, save $5k and put a down payment on a small house in the countryside. Then obtain a $9 an hour wage to be a night time stocker at Walmart. You can pay you $300 per month mortgage easily and do work that requires no interaction.
>i've never posted on Jow Forums
>i meant to post on Jow Forums
pick one faggot
>Just wait till you get around niggers who literally don't give a fuck.
I grew up around those desu
Well...
I mean looking at the topic, I kinda assumed that Jow Forums would be full of faggots who were im a similar state
How long are you planning on staying OP? I always thought about the same thing, just doing prison for about 4 months or so, life is sort of a never ending rat race, there's always one more thing to do, it would feel good just to separate for a while.
Growing up in urban Alabama I know too, I mean I would hope to be sent to one of those rural prisons where it's just alot of hicks.
umm... have you ever been to prison? I did time. it's not bad. sometimes fun.
Cheat the Govt
>you would just sit in a room for 23 hours of a day, all to myself.
Wrong.
Only people who get put in isolation 23 hours a day are people who get sent to supermax.
There are isolation cells in most prisons, but not in most jails. These are usually only used for violent persons who attack guards and other inmates.
Seriously, the fedgov could give a rats ass if you kill someone, but cheat on your taxes, and oh boy, they'll blast your cornhole.
I wouldn't mind staying forever. thought of planting a bomb that is not supposed to go off so that ppl would find it and I would get 100 million charges of attempted murder.
We used to have weekend detention for some low level crimes. The rule is if you don't show up to jail one weekend you get two as punishment etc.
I had a friend who didn't go his last week because he wanted to go to the christmas party.
could you request isolation? Also, from what I understand, the weaker inmates tend to get sent to the area with all the pedos and non violent criminals.
I think you love buttsex and is trying to elaborate a plan to do it without guilt.
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My brother went to prison for drugs (USA). All it did was expose him to more drugs, deprive him of basic nutrition/healthcare, force him into deals with people he didn't want to be with in order to not have to be harassed by worse people or be harmed, and he was still raped and beaten by those people. My brother is a decent looking white middle class male. Privilege does not exist. In prison, anything can happen to anyone. The guards will be payed off to look the other way. Drugs and weapons (home-made shanks and who knows what else) flow through there like fresh produce through a grocery store. Whatever the inmates say, goes. You're no longer human; you're an animal fighting to survive. I visited jail, prison, and "government mandated rehab" (aka a fucking joke which exposes you to more drugs) multiple times and witnessed this. It's simply crime and corruption. This was not a prison for murderers or pedophiles, but before you go to prison you must wait in jail with those people, too. It was just a regular prison where regular junkies go. Oh, and once you're out if you're a felon then good luck ever getting a job again, voting in elections, or driving (you can get your license back but it's difficult as fuck). Plus, you have to go through tons of government mandated programs and sit through parole which again, is just one huge laugh. So from one fellow INTP to the other I say: toughen up. I do it every day.
Litterly call your local jail and ask if you can stay in a jail cell as an experiment that you are doing for a class assignment in college. Make up something.
naw, modern prisons have security cameras everywhere for liability, its really safe and cozy
Your butt will not be alone.
really? and who's going to bother checking them? it's not a convenience store, patricia. it's like its own functioning government in there.
I’m pretty big, and have been in some fight. 6’1 230 pounds. I feel like I would get fucked up in prison, Would I stand any chance? 27 and white and wouldn’t really want to fight unless I had to.
look at the faggot comment from the Israeli jew
Heel.
His people are the experts in crimes and gay sex. You should listen to him.
Edgy faggot, you have to be 18 or older to post here
Catch a predator or a whole group home full of them and then turn yourself in
>Says he has a waifu for the lulz
I have done this. My brother and I used to get into physical altercations over waifu claiming. I was doing it ironically and I think so was he. Kerrigan best girl. Muh sexy zerg lady. Wish she hadn't gone super saiyan and lost dem tentacles.
What you say 'bout mai waifu?
White collar
Brief stay in hospital first.... just shit on his patrol car. Get sent to an asylum instead. Probably what your looking for. Drugs make incarceration comfy.
Jail is hellish. If jail didn't have niggers and had internet, I'd go there, though.
Imagine living every day of your life around niggers. Every hour of every day, hour to hour, day to day, week to week. It's like sharing a room with the most obnoxious neighbors on the planet except no walls to muffle the noise they make. Earplugs only block about 30db of noise. Depending on how many niggers are around you could be hitting 70db levels of noise. Have you ever worked in a factory with heavy machinery? That's what it's like being in jail with niggers. Imagine being surrounded by a hundred screaming chimpanzees. And there's nothing you can do to make the noise stop and you're trapped in there with them. and it's constant, it doesn't stop.
It's bad enough being packed in a small space with a bunch of people. The noise levels are loud enough that you have to raise your voice to to talk to somebody right next to you so they can hear you. Now, imagine a nigger wants to scream to his butt buddy across the dorm with that kind of noise level. How is his butt body going to hear him? He has to scream at the top of his lungs. And it's not just him but multiple people screaming all at the same time. Imagine that background noise being constant. You could go kick the ass of the loudest nigger but it wouldn't do one bit of good.
You'd get stabbed with a toothbrush your first week and die from a punctured liver.
Lol, what a fucking loser
>t. INTJ
>Buying into Myers Briggs unironically
>"I wanna go to jail for muh solitude"
We all know you want Jamal's AIDS, retarded degenerate.
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You gunna get yo wig split and yo cheeks busted homie.
No dude there's angry niggers in there.
Oh and before I went to jail I was scared of getting beat up. But after getting there, I was filled with so much tension and rage that I wasn't even scared of getting my ass kicked. I didn't even care. I was constantly filled with so much tension and ready to explode on anybody that slighted me. Nobody ever messed with me, though. Being 6'7" probably helped but there wasn't really much violence unless you do shit like steal then you would definitely get your ass kicked. Even the manlets weren't bothered unless they bothered somebody else first.
If you want to go to jail for solitude, it's the furthest thing from it. You don't get any solitude.
You won't have anything to do during your time alone. Either spend it with niggers, or spend it miserable in the hole. The hole is worse than niggers.
INTP who's done jail time here. Jail sucks, fren. It's full of addicts and monsters who are waiting to go to prison. It's hell.
Sup big herc
what makes you think they're going to give you a single cell?
you might get a cell mate, which could be hell for an autist like you.
some jails have 20 bunks to a room.
you better rethink this whole plan.
>t. 68 iq somalian brainlet
>20 bunks to a room
My county jail has PODs
>Big ass concrete room
>Think half the size of a basketball court width wise
>Steel stairs on opposite sides going up to second floor
>Double steel bunks lining the walls
>Each POD has 50 double bunks
>5 steel tables down on the bottom floor
>One shower
>One sink
>One shitter
>One water fountain on top of the shitter
You'll never be alone OP
>Solitary confinement
>Small cell maybe 6x10
>Bed
>Shitter
>That's it
>Niggers still banging on walls and yelling at each other down the halls
This is next level thinking.
OP do this.
move to bongland and insult a female MP on twitter
jail is a brutal place, you don't get to sit alone for 23 hours a day unless you're in solitary
Have a trip to Scandinavia, they got great jails.
You're being a lazy nigger.
(I'm an INTJ. I understand the vital need for solitude well)
Born with rare abilities and you choose to throw them away. It's like you're choosing masturbation over even trying to get laid.
Fucking shameful.
My abilities entirely involve thoughts. What other abilities do I have which I could not practice in deep solitude?