NPCs BTFO

Gotta play to win!

Niggas can't do math. 10 or 15 k?

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>poor people spending big $$$ on the lottery
Hey, they'll get their money back when they are filing for food stamps and getting free medical care. It only seems dumb when you're a white person not playing the system. How the fuck do they have the money to play big stakes like this if they're not using public money for all their necessities?

>matching 5 gives $1 million
>matching 4+1 gives $10k

Why

statistics

Because the last ball is separate and can be a duplicate of the other numbers.

True NPC move right there could have spent that on whores and drugs would have got more out of it

I spent $6 for a 1/100m chance.
No way I would spend anymore than that.

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>giving $6 to nigger welfare

The last number pulls from a small pool. The first 5 are 1-70. But the bonus ball is 1-25.

Someone won in South Carolina

mobile.twitter.com/NickPapantonis/status/1054947554167869440

I WON NIGGERS

This is George Soros kind of money.
You can influence world governments.

megamillions.com/

As of 12:23 EST the official site still says the count is pending.

You're alright, leaf.

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If i won i'd unironically take a million for school and family and donate the rest to the wall. I could say i helped build the wall. Money is for NPCs. I just want to live a life free of jews and shit skins.

No it's not faggot. He has 100+ billion shifted around he world and hidden. A billion isn't shit.

common core

Fake and Gay
nice larp.
megamillions.com/

Someone in South Carolina won

Bet my life savings it was a 63 year old sheboon with 18 nigglet grandchildren.

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Just called a winner in SC. Rip.

>999

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Takes at least 6 hours to determine if anyone won. So you're a little early with your 2.5B "prediction."

we'll funnel it into ESL programs instead

Check checkd

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How? ive been trying to get a new one ?

You could pay some desperate 3rd world person to murder as many migrants as possible.
Tell him you'll give the money to his family but never give it to them.

No winners have been confirmed yet.

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this.

with $2 billion you can literally hire lawyers, private investigators, protestors, media, etc, and change the world from the comfort of your own private yacht.

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Baste

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This honeypot spam is out of control.

Lol this shit is rigged

You don't have the connections
Soros isn't just some rich guy, he's a well connected rich guy

Nice shoop.

This.

i wish

Remember that any number posted will be cut in half at the least when someone wins because taxes.

I kek'd

sceducationlottery.com/games2/3winningnumbers_megamillions.asp

Fantasy's over guys

Also given the volume of tickets sold, the system isn't going to finish its tally until around 2 in the morning EST.
Unless you're holding the winning ticket yourself you won't know if anyone won until around that time. The lottery system isn't fast. Powerful tally is just as slow with big jackpots.

>NPCs don't know the real lottery is ending the Fed

It’s always boomers who win.

>South Carolina
>27.3% Black

It's going to be a nigger, isn't it?

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I bet like 5 people won

$1.6 billion of malt liquor and cigs

Just 1 winning ticket in SC.

Heard that those making under $30K/year spend $400 on tickets a year, something like ten times than those making over $30K/year

still a lot of money.
i would take the payments over 30 years to get the maximum money.
i would literally live my life like a bond villain, sharing time between my private yacht, manhattan penthouse, and my mountain bunker / lair with Jow Forums on a huge screen in the middle of my war room.

would hire the best lawyers / P.Is and former secret service to work around the clock for me.

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This or trailer park trash

One can only hope

>dont pay depts
>being a nigger

If i won I would donate the money to start building the wall. I would have a placard with a 4 leaf clover for lulz.

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Well... we still have Powerball, right guys? Right???

if you think that's how odds work, you're a fucking borderline fucking retard.

if you buy 3 tickets it's not 1/100mil, it's 1/300mil,1/300mil, and 1/300mil.

you're too fucking to realize that though. go neck yourself.

I'd only be $613 to $694 million depending on the state the winning ticket was purchased in, if a single party won.
The taxes are pretty incredible.

nobody understands. the real winner isn't the jews or the lottery runners. it's the pajeets who own all the gas stations in america who are making it big.

>i would take the payments over 30 years to get the maximum money.
By doing that, you're trusting the lottery to invest your money better than you, which is dumb as fuck. But let's face it, no one here is ever going to win, so the point is moot.

>NIGGER MATH
and two extra faggots who replied are just as retarded

It's actually 3/300 milllion

the poo jew wins again.

>1/300mil,1/300mil, and 1/300mil

Why don't you just say 3/300mil?

You have to pay taxes on this shit!???

And this doesn't even reflect the total tax burden owed, only what the lotto would automatically withhold. The winner would end up paying even more in taxes.

YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED

Topkek

The lotto will derailed the election, watch it reaches 100 billion on election day.

If the tickets all have different numbers, it's the same thing

Checkered

Wouldn't it be 3/300 million assuming you didn't get any identical numbers though?

Not sure if serious

Kek'd

Yes.
When you buy a lotto ticket a portion of the profits go back into the state budget, its effectively taxed at sale.
Then when they payout a win the sum is also taxed.

Thats the gimmick of the lotto. It isn't rigged. People really do win. The system is just set up to ensure the house always profits by a very wide margin. The lotto never loses money. Ever.

CHECKED

It's ogre. A black person won in SC.

It is, of course assuming you've got different numbers on all 3. That guy is braindead.

I'm sorry user...

1/300m + 1/300m + 1/300m = 3/300m = 1/100m

I won $4!
Gonna buy some eggs and milk!

IF YOU BUY 3 TICKETS OUT OF THE CHANCES OF 300 MILLION.

>3/300
YOUR ODDS DON'T BECOME 3/300, THAT WOULD REDUCE TO A FRACTION OF 1/100.

IF YOU BUY 3 TICKETS INSTEAD OF ONE, YOUR CHANCES DON'T DECREASE BY TWO-HUNDRED-FUCKING-MILLION.

YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS

>The lotto will derailed the election, watch it reaches 100 billion on election day.

Nice grammar, Pedro. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.

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Time to buy stock in steel reserve and swisher sweets

nope you're still a fucking cow tipping snow nigger in the middle of nowhere

WHAT WILL HAPPEN FIRST?!?!!? WILL TRUMP SHUT DOWN THE FED AND IRS OR WILL SOMEONE HIT THE JACKPOT. BOTH WILL HAPPEN THIS MONTH.

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That's absolutely bullshit, only a retard would believe this - it's simple math and probability.

Go be retarded somewhere else.

Trump gonna win with mega number 7

Could buy a double-wide!

>80 year old lady AGAIN
>hicksville AGAIN

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