Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
With her first swallow of coffee, she takes her daily medication. Her medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of her medications are paid for by her employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Sue gets it too.
She prepares her morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Sue's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Sue reaches for her shampoo. Her bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for her right to know what she was putting on her body and how much it contained.
Sue dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air she breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
She walks to the subway station for her government-subsidized ride to work. It saves her considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Sue begins her work day. She has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Sue's employer pays these standards because Sue's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If Sue is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, she'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think she should lose her home because of her temporary misfortune.
Its noontime and Sue needs to make a bank deposit so she can pay some bills. Sue's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Sue's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Sue has to pay her Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and her below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Sue and the government would be better off if she was educated and earned more money over her lifetime.
Sue is home from work. She plans to visit her father this evening at his farm home in the country. She gets in her car for the drive. Her car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. She arrives at her childhood home. Her generation was the third to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.
Jacob Diaz
>expecting anyone to read that Lmao nigger nobody cares
Jack Jackson
She is happy to see her father, who is now retired. Her father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Sue wouldn't have to.
Sue gets back in her car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Sue enjoys throughout her day. Sue agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm self-made and believe everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
Jeremiah Garcia
Ever heard of infowars?
Oliver Rogers
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Hudson Brooks
Went to a party the other night all the ladies were treating me right moving my feet to the disco beat how in the world could i keep my seat All of a sudden i began to change i was on the dance floor acting strange flapping my arms i began to cluck look at me.i'm the disco duck (donald duck voice) ah get down mama, i've got to have me a woman, ha ha ha ha ha (backing singers) disco, disco duck (donald duck voice) got to have me a woman (backing singers) disco, disco duck (donald duck voice) oh get down mama (backing singers) try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco (donald duck voice) disco (backing singers) disco (donald duck voice) disco (backing singers) disco (donald duck voice with backing singers) disco (backing singers) disco disco duck (donald duck voice) all right (backing singers) disco disco duck (donald duck voice) ah get down mama, oh mama shake your tail feather, ha ha ha ha ha When the music stopped i returned to my seat but there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat so i got back up to try my luck why look (donald duck voice) everybody's doin' the (donald duck voice with backing singers) disco, disco duck (donald duck voice with backing singers) disco, disco duck (backing singers) try your luck (donald duck voice) wave to me (backing singers) don't be a cluck (donald duck voice) i'm so happy to be here (backing singers) disco (elvis voice) thank you duck (backing singers) disco (elvis voice) for gettin' down (backing singers) disco disco disco (elvis voice) thank you so very much (backing singers) disco duck (donald duck voice) you're welcome (backing singers) disco disco duck (backing singers) try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco, disco, disco...
No white male gets anything for free - Sue only does because she is a low income thot -
NOTHING IS SUBSIDIZED IN MY LIFE:
I pay major taxes niga: income tax, state tax, fica tax, medicare tax, property tax, gas tax, sales tax, car registration, Obamacare taxes to subsidize losers on Obamacare (38%) per plan.
SO FUCK YOUR COMMIE BULLSHIT FREELOADER.
Camden Cooper
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Bean Bag Buccaneers, is in fact, GNU/Bean Bag Buccaneers, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Bean Bag Buccaneers. Bean Bag Buccaneers is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Bean Bag Buccaneers”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Bean Bag Buccaneers, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Bean Bag Buccaneers is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Bean Bag Buccaneers is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Bean Bag Buccaneers added, or GNU/Bean Bag Buccaneers. All the so-called “Bean Bag Buccaneers” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Bean Bag Buccaneers.
Wyatt Hall
Nigga did you expect me to read >All >That >Bullshit
Isaac Kelly
Here let me dumb it down for you. Why do republicans continue to vote against their own economic interests?
Landon Hughes
We read the firdt 2 sentences and finished the rest of your preprogrammed output ourselves within swconds because you fucking machines say the same banal minutia every goddamn waking minute of everyday. No need to read a script that is uttered endlessly by the exact same fucking "people" day in and day out.
>She is happy to see her father, who is now retired. Her father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Sue wouldn't have to.
I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Lena Dunham does it for me.
Jackson Hall
Companies have an incentive not to poison or kill their customers. If they do then they have fewer people to buy them and people that aren't dead know not to trust that companies product.
