Wat do?

Purchase and disband the fucking CRTC!

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I was thinking the same thing. And the idea of a Leaf buying Jow Forums is all knew levels of fucked

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I'd like a thousand dollars to pay my rent :(

BUY Jow Forums AND MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN
> BUY Jow Forums AND MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN
BUY Jow Forums AND MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN
> BUY Jow Forums AND MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN

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I am...

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That thing needs lots of pepper and some sour cream nigga

Confuckinggrats bro

thats two winners

this goy and the guy out of south carolina

gimme gibs

Buy out Trudeau and rule Canada from the shadows?

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buy Jow Forums and delete all the anime and porn boards

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Nice, now you can afford groceries

Buy an island and create the ethnostate, fund a Private military company to defend said state and further our interests, invest in profitable markets and subvert the enemy with their own tactics.

Congrats

post timestamp or larping faggot.

Kek wills it

Pay a Cartel to suicide bomb the caravan lol

When you wake up go to the biggest law firm in the country and ask to talk to a partner to help you claim the winnings. Once you get your money, quit your job over email and get on the first plane out of North America to another first world country without telling anyone where you're going. Switzerland would probably be best so you can set up and mange your finances, while not being anywhere anyone could harass or find you. Once you get your finances in order you can do whatever but I'd recommend never going back to your old place, just get new shit so you don't get harassed like hell.

tl;dr
>Get a turbo high power lawyer
>Get the fuck out of where people know you are
>Stay anonymous and only give money to your family through trusts or fucking don't

hol up did you niggers steal our coat of arms? not cool.

also OP I'd buy Jow Forums pronto and make this site great again. If not, buy those NK-style border speakers and play square dancing music to ward of intruders.

Nice lol

Invest like 80% of it so you never have to work another day in your life
Give the rest to me for this wonderful idea

give it to Israel, of course

Buy Chorus Media and sell the executives into human slavery

Hahaha...you aren't an American Citizen, fukin loser!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Converted its 2billion in Canadian.

Buy Fallout 76

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And YOU MUST HAVE RESIDENCE IN THE STATE WHERE YOU CLAIM IT

this is good advice.

don't tell anybody what you are doing either

Want to invest a mill in my business?

were you the guy who yelled about it on the discord hours ago? and btw fun raids

wait wait wait
do you NOT HAVE A RESIDENCE OP

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Invest 90% and have fun with rest, stay redpilled don't let the moneyjew take you.

Promise me one thing. Don't give any mone to worldvision or ANY charity that helps support the NPP (Nigger Population Problem). Just hook up with Bill Gates if you get forced by some kikes to shovel money somewhere.

It's a real shame foreigners aren't allowed to play the lottery, let alone win it. Sorry leaf user.

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>paying for video games

this guy

This is the only thing a successful individual would actually do. You should not tell anyone.

hold on
those 6s and 2s looked fucked up
and this was already posted on Jow Forums 4 hours ago
fake and gay fuck off jew

goddammit he's back at it.

Before this goes too far, this is a larp. I found the pic on Twitter so it might be real. Sorry to disappoint

He could sell it at auction

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fuck u op

is that real? no way man
me and my mom really wanted to win :( need the help rn. jobs aint cuttin it

T. jew yorker

Me
Spend it on me
I'll zuk ya dik

you don't have to be a citizen to win. they just tax you to hell and back if you are not one.

I believed that it was destiny for me to win the Megamillions Lottery, particularly this very jackpot. People win the lottery every single month, so why not me? I was meant to live a life of significance and extravagance. I was meant to win this jackpot. It was destiny. For the first few drawings I played, I spent $50 to $100 on tickets, but to my profound frustration I still didn’t win, and the jackpot kept rising. This only increased my enthusiasm. I started to picture a whole new, perfect life for myself after I won. I imagined buying a beautiful, opulent mansion with an extravagant view, and acquiring a collection of supercars which I would use specifically to attract beautiful girls into my life. I planned to go back to college once I had bolstered myself with all this wealth, and lord myself over all the other students
there, finally fulfilling my dream of being the coolest and most popular kid at school. As I sat meditating in my room, I imagined the ecstasy I would feel as scores of beautiful girls look at me with admiration as I drive up to college in a Lamborghini. Such an experience would make up for everything. I had to win this jackpot.

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Invest and become the anti-soros.

Oh leaf

Keep being a faggot, Idk what this world would be like without it!

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This guy will be dead within 5 years 100%.

I still need a ps4...

or a gaming pc...

Congrats user, spend wisely

Nice!

FUCKING KEK, the kikes know their lottery lie was getting exposed so they shill it here now. Nobody real wins these things jew, it’s a goy-fleecing scam. But you already know that don’t you?

Want to know a secret?

There's no possibility to win. All the winners are Jewish. Look at all the past winners. One Jew was even like a slum lord owning a retirement community.

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two words

>DOUBLE
>TAX

Buy Fallout, 76 copies

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I feel bad. I won't larp again. This was my first and only

invest in everything soros has invested in, then soros dumps on you.

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bad shop

nice. can I have 10k dollars?

Nukes, make the fallout universe a reality.

Maple nigger if you just won a billion dollars and the first thing you did was go to Jow Forums, the very next thing you need to do is IMMEDIATELY hand yourself for ABSOLUTE AND UTTER FAGGOTRY

Start your own Right Wing Death Squad.

Become the Ring Wing George Soros

>winning ticket sold in SC

larping faggot leaf. never change

A crop duster loaded with Ebola to destroy the caravan of shit skins heading north

send me a million so I can quit washing dishes =(

Can I get a small loan of 10K? I swear it's for a good cause!

why cant, just for once, someone win big who knows how not to end up broke within a decade? Or at least someone who has a big dream and goes for it, and not just randomly go around buying expensive name brand bullshit for all their fake friends untill they are in the gutter

invest in my company, we make companies that make companies

TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

please buy Jow Forums and then kill it

keep the domain name and redirect it to reddit

free us from this mindjail

Wait nevermind

If this is legit email me
Work in finance, not asking for a dime but can help
Throway address so yeah w/e
Dsol585 at yahoo

Because only retards buy lotto tickets

I already outed myself as a larp. The pic is probably real though

OF COURSE ITS A LEAF TO DO THIS

This guy literally looks like the meme of shopped tiny features on a huge face. Does anyone know what I'm talking about

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Very sound advice.
Do not tell a soul, op.

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congrats and be sure to share.

A fag probably won it anyway

It isn't real retards. Each state reports if a winning ticket was bought in their state. The winning ticket was bought in SOUTH CAROLINA. THIS IS A LARP DUMBASSES! Just google Mega Million Winning Ticket

Become the right wing Soros.

Buy a copy of Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Nintendo GameCube released 21st of November 2001.

this

take all your winnings and come to Newfoundland. we'll use it to break away from this suicidal confederation and form a base all our leafs can come to. then with the island as a staging ground we'll conquer the mainland and we'll put you on the new Throne of Canada. You will be the emperor of the new Northern Empire. it'll be grand.

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next time you LARP use a memeflag it gets much better results

An ethno-state.

>free us
hahahahahahahahahaha

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