How would you improve the economy of Wales Jow Forums?

Force them all to speak English.

I would have them produce something other than sheep sex and hipsters.

How about more Jews? Jews are good for the economy.

Idk cause I'm not from Bongland. I saw a Vice documentary about Wales and it wasn't very flattering so I have a negative image in my head about the Welsh. Can someone give me a quick run-down on them and their part of the country?

Correct. The proceeds from soap and lampshades alone...

Which documentary?

Is it the one about the drug-abusing couple in Swansea?

Ever seen a dude who is biologically incapable of using vowels having sex with a sheep?

So, you're saying the pay-for-porn industry is the solution? They should instigate and corner the market on a whole new genre?

Yeah, that one. Are they all like that?

Kek

Based and redpilled

expel all the subversive, parasitical elements

No. I'm saying the Welsh economy should be based on gassing Jews.

It is currently based on sheep sex and cheating on bets.

So... the Welsh?

Of course not, though drugs are a problem in South Wales.

England and Wales best frends :DDDDD

fuck scotland

Tourism. I have no idea what is worth visiting Wales for.

What would you say us worth visiting in Ireland?

I am sincerely interested, just to get an idea of what the average person considers as worthy of a tourist destination / experience.

Invest in krill production

I would start charging more for your water for a start. Fuck all the not for profit bullshit.
Squeeze the English dry.
Also you need to use your derelict industrial spaces in conjunction with all your youth.. Whether it be developed for for tourism or for industrial use, doesn't matter. There are too many empty industrial spaces just rotting away.

Get your diaspora to invest back into the country make Wales proud again.

Get aluminum smelting in the valleys using renewable power, tide or hydro.

Do it

Wales doesn't need a better economy

Young Welsh can work in England if they need money

>Young Welsh can leech from England if they need money

shoot ten random people and decrease the welfare class by 10

Was it really legal in England to shoot Welshman or is that like an old wives tale?

pakis raping kids
don't forget that one
you're #1
if there was an olympic medal for the number of white girls getting raped by pakis EVERY FUCKING HOUR you can be safe and happy knowing you'd win the gold every fucking time
are you proud?
why aren't you out in the streets killing them?
you sick coward

god, I love fucking english slags with my fearsome welsh cock

some walled towns Chester Hereford etc. were open prisons during wars and uprisings so apparently if you saw a Welshmen out after curfew within the walls you could shoot them.

But not since the fifteenth century lad

It's a popular story, and involves some supposed law wherein it was legal to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow or something in one of the border towns. Not sure if it's based on fact.

>But not since the fifteenth century lad
No shit faggot, i could've specified though so fuck me.
What about the Scots then? or the Mannish?
The Scots just seem like turbo cucks now idk what happened, and I know fuck all about the Mannish

Manx*

That's my homeland you fucking scum. Kill yourself. Fuck anglos.

FUCK. OFF.

I love the hate we get from English and Scottish faggots.

We are like the Cinderella of the British isles, everyone but our ugly fucking sisters loves us lmaoo.

cringe

I'm a steel worker, I wouldn't go to England if you paid me, you smelly paki cunt.

*brapps in welsh*

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Just make them work hard. Wales has like 317 people and is very sparsely populated over a large area.
In fact we should probably send all migrants coming to the UK to Wales because
of how densely populated England is.

I think with the Scots it was York but as user says it could be apocryphal.

Manx people I think kept themselves to themselves.
Business wise and genetically speaking

Where in Wales are you from?

I've seen a ton of Welsh anons on here recently, including:

1. Pontcanna user

2. English user from Dorset living in a rural cottage in West Wales

3. Another English user living in West Wales

4. Blaenau Gwent user

5. Another valleys user

6. Welsh user living in Sweden

7. user living in Bleinau Ffestiniog

I'm sure I've forgotten some.

Wales started teaching welsh again. Poor choice.

>be Welshscum
>vote Labour overwhelmingly for decades
>Labour start importing the third world
>they don't want to go to shitty Wales, they go to England where the money is instead
>still have the bollocks to call the superior Englishman a paki
You're just as bad as Scots.

what is south wales like? Only ever been to north wales
t. scouser

We taffys run the chans butty

top kek

Port Talbot, South Wales. Strong working class town with men of steel, my friend.

Absolute garbage inside of cardiff, great outside of it

Oh come on Japan, I expect better from you.

It's not hard.
Beautiful country, historic buildings, gaining independence has never been so easy therefore-territorial waters.
Declare independence , accentuate the best of wales, go fishing, invest in the arts (bastards are good at singing) and kick out the fucking shitskins.

No they go to England because they can't compete with big welsh cock m8. We're too manly for them. Stay mad faggot.

Depends really:

Cardiff
>comfy large town
>a bit cultureless and lacks any distinct identity IMO

>Swansea
>very rough in some areas, but coastal area is nice

Valleys
>nice scenery, a few nice pubs dotted around in rural villages
>a lot of poverty in the larger isolated post-industrial towns

West Wales
>relatively anglicized, but some nice towns e.g. Tenby, Haverfordwest

Are you aware that W and Y are actually vowels in Welsh, as well as the A, E, I, O and U?
>American education

You're literally a conquered underclass, go back to your heroin sheepfucker.

A family member of mine was quite high-up in Tata in his late 20s, a tough job from what I heard. Is it a nice place to live? I've only traveled through (over) on the way to Swansea.

You like haverfordwest? It has potential just needs a bit of money pumped into it

Never been there tbqh but I've spoken to a lot of people who love West Wales, and the area around Haverfordwest in particular. I'm not familiar with that part of the country though.

>Wales is only good for sheep and choir boys
you mean like boys in Libera?

Secede from the UK, copy liberal economics, implement permanent agriculture and self-supplementation of food, prohibit hunting and fishing for 11 out of 12 months of the year, implement reforrestation, ban all foreigners, force people to work in multiple labour-programmes, ban all entertainment-businesses that aren't selling goods, subsidize families, build heavy industry and reindustrialize cities, clear suburban areas and/or or (temporarily) privatize infrastructure, sanction the production of whiskey and other export-goods, create a weapons-industry and STOP trading with all other regions of the British isles and the EU.

Also, regularly confiscate boats from Bristol so regional shipping becomes monopolized.

Autistic, but viable.

This

Look at the American who things his Welsh , just because his GanMammy took a load in the cunt from some sex starved shepherd; whose favourite sheep was on the rag!

Was she the greatest Briton of the 20th century?
I have my money on the fact that she was.
Better than Churchill for sure

Ireland's mostly countryside and steeped in history.We're more of a story telling people with a love for duel meanings. The average tourist person wants to feel at home and also have tried something completely new. Ireland being an Island obviously we haven't been influenced by much invasion. A mix of the pissing rain sometimes and pub like humor that came form getting the shit end of the stick has given us a self depreciating sense of humor so it's easy to make friends here.

Ireland itself doesn't advertise itself well tourism wise. Like everywhere we have assholes but there are less of them. Countries a good place if you want a nice sleep and a hot meal with peaceful forestry to look at. Donegal would be an excellent place for example.It's like traveling 400 years into the past. If you want to see the Northern Lights. If you are lucky, during the summer you can see them on the beaches and if you want to visit the North it's like an hours drive away.

>Natural beauty
>Easy laid back people
>Good food

food is the most recent update cause it used to be shit. Also doesn't hurt Ireland is small. So you are ever too far from anywhere.

Don't split hairs man
We're Yanks, we were born away from our homelands

The plan for a Prosperous Wales

>Shut down the Welsh Assembly
>Restore all power in Westminster
>Remove the requirement for everyone to learn Welsh. Instead promote economically useful languages such as Mandarin, Spanish
>Make Wales the water and food provider for the whole UK
>Wales has a shit ton of fresh water and very good farming land

It also doesn't hurt that it's one of the cheapest places to fly to from main land Europe or America.

100% comfy vacation material right there as far as I'm concerned, and the closest I come to being Irish is being white.

MAAAAAAAKE
SHEEEEEEEEEEP
GRRRRAAAAAAAATE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAIN

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.” G.K. Chesterton,The Ballad of the White Horse

Comfy and full of rebel music.
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I think it's much better to sit around a fire than a TV.

Fuck off you jack cunt

Doesn't Ireland earn a ton of money from US boomers trying to trace their ancestral roots or whatever?

Also, in terms of funding, a few years ago Scotland spent ~£47million on promoting tourism, the island of Jersey spent something like £6million and Wales spent £7million (rough figures but close enough).

proving Guinness was invented there then demanding that ireland gives them 25% of profit from sales.

How long will it be in your opinion before Gaelic dies as a spoken language?

I saw some map of Gaelic use over time and it seems that in 2018 only people on the Western coast still speak it as a matter of custom.

sheep brothel

As a welshman I just want you to know that just about the only thing we hate more than the English are plastic "welsh" americans

Madame Lil pls go

Where abouts in Wales?

you dont have a homeland

Caernarfon

There’s literally no reason to visit Ireland if you live in Wales.

We have incredible mountains, beaches and castles . Ireland is fucking flat, boring and shit.

What's life like up there? Do you vote Plaid?

Really? Never come across that attitude desu.

Welsh is doing fine, the rest are dead.
Somehow despite being the closest to England...

Yma o hyd

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Cheers, nice map.

I've never even heard of anybody claiming Welsh ancestry here. Who knows how awful they might be.

Change the white to red for english speaking and it dont look so lovely

I think most people of Welsh ancestry are centred around Pennsylvania and surrounding rustbelt region. Fitting really.

No beating around the bush though we are poor as fuck outside of Cardiff

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I agree. If you have the interest. Look into pricing some Tatched cottages. Cheapest is usually at the off season and sure a cottage with a stove is what you'd be interested in having. I also recommend burning turf cause of the warm rich smoked smell.

>boomers trying to trace their ancestral roots
It'd be one of the reasons. Mostly used as an excuse to visit. Obama even has his own heritage center here when he traced his.

>death of the language
about 60 years is my guess if it doesn't improve. It's barley hanging in there but slowly making a come back. I'd consider Welsh to be more widely spoken. The odd irish word does get thrown into a typical conversation.

Then stay in Wales. If you change your mind there is a ferry to Rosslare by a port near Oakland.

Hilary Clinton’s dad was welsh

It's funny you say that. I do know somebody who I think is probably of Welsh ancestry from the Eastern part of the rust belt. He's never mentioned it, but I had to do a background check before making a decision whether or not I wanted to work for him.

What year is this from?

Very bleak. Recently found out that Wales is the only European nation aside from Moldova and Albania without an electrified rail system.

Wales is a wart on the UK and Welsh pride is some of the biggest faggotry on the planet.