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Let's all take a moment to laugh at the Canadian military
Andrew Torres
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Elijah Bailey
At least Canada has good snipe-
Carter Edwards
>implying snow niggers have ever been a threat to anything since the korean war
Nathaniel Allen
At least their Special Forces are toug-
Noah Gutierrez
That's a kevlar vest underneath the uniform.
Easton Diaz
>Implying you or the snow gooks did anything of note during the Korean War
Ayden Rogers
Actually that's an Assault Commander
Daniel Rogers
you don't have POGs in your military? I get it you've never served in anything but another mans shit.
Jace Miller
canada operates Songun policy.
James Mitchell
t.CAF Blobman
Bentley Turner
This is hilarious, even their Special Forces soldiers are chubs McGrub; sad
Colton Gutierrez
do they get a canadian purple heart whenever they become so fat they become a casualty?
Logan Morris
Not even our National Guard POG's get that nasty, and I'm pretty sure that fat walrus looking thing is on active duty
Joshua Butler
>Tfw the fucking Coast Guard out snipes the Marine Corps
But seriously user Leaf Military are a meme
Tyler Parker
Probably; look at these "Spec Ops" with fucking muffin tops...I wonder if their buddy died going for a slow jog?
Charles Moore
OK this is epic
Henry Bennett
>be canadia soldier
>get purple heart
>get heart bypass
>get purple heart
Mason Scott
It's like you think google images don't exist.
Landon Kelly
The enlisted rank is still hard af as long as you are infantry or a combat engineer. When I enlisted a year ago I still got my ass beat so it’s not gotten entirely soft yet.
Connor Ross
Carter Martinez
Jeremiah Hughes
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Just like their soldiers.
Anthony Garcia
No AtTaCk HeLiCoPtErS
Ryan Lopez
Let's compare to US Military training...
Cameron Robinson
Jose Sanders
*fights off heart attack*
>yeah, I saw some combat in the 'stan.
Daniel Howard
Whatever happened to that band? They were pretty cringe.
Xavier Cruz
Those dog fucking potheads lost the war!!!!
Christian Scott
These comps aren't a good representation of the true quality of sniper communities.
>It's only one team
>It's just marksmanship, not real missions
>Coast guard has better rifles and ammo than the marines
With that being said, kek the coast guard beat the marine corps
>
Nolan Lopez
Yeah but when the fuck do the Canadians ever deploy? They could barely keep up with 3,000 dudes in Kandahar; they don't even have a full division. Here's the year before. Leafs refuse to admit they just had one good sniper (2 of the kills were same mission, 3rd can't be confirmed and Canada has a long history of lying about military accomplishments) and think this means they have good overall snipers. This is why Jow Forums hates you dog fuckers
Camden Perez
Ex Canadian military here, and I also laugh at these pathetic fucks. Thank God I'm out, now I have long beautiful hair.
Nathan Murphy
>you dog fuckers
Not sure if you noticed my flag brother, lol
Noah Wright
they got knocked the fuck out by their own memeness
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Bentley Gutierrez
Your military is struggling so hard to maintain any sort of a standard (you now don't have to pt, can grow a beard, smoke pot, and can be a faggot) that you probably could have gotten away with that while on active duty tbqh cbc.ca
Hudson Butler
Don't like all western snipers go to Goose Bay at one point?
David Powell
>now I have long beautiful hair.
kek
Jonathan Campbell
Nope
Kayden Kelly
OK we need to reset the simulation, this had gotten way the fuck too 1984
Jackson Moore
>calling the dude by wrong rank
how many pinnaples would be stuffed in her asshole if this was Marines?
Dominic Bailey
Oh and you don't even have to be fuckingn Canadian even, like the absolute state of these fuckers...68,000 soldiers, they only need to Staff a military if 68,000 people and they have to lower their standards to basically nothing to do it cbc.ca
Zachary Thompson
>Trying to contradict a point about combat arms training with a video of reserve basic training
nice try but you're clearly clueless
Adam Torres
Bro you're not even in the same league, but it's cute that you try m.youtube.com
Adrian Reyes
Say what you will about those old cross eyed eskimos but during winter I'd bet every single one of those is more dangerous in their particular habitat than a platoon of general infantry.
Michael Morris
>using more government footage
They make it look easy in the videos so that people join and hopefully don't leave. I'm assuming you guys do the same
training videos are the most inaccurate representation of what actually happens. all course staff are different
Caleb Clark
Fun fact: gay Canadian escamos literally got Canada kicked out of Somalia and their Airborne disbanded forever for ass raping a Somali teenager to death. Leafs confirmed as raging faggots
Aaron Cox
Your military is dog shit leaf: your actions in Kandahar speak for themselves. Honestly the only troops worse than yours are the Germans
Ayden Rivera
I bet they had their reasons.
Jaxson Fisher
Were you even there, boot? I bet you're a PFC still waiting for placement at the absolute best.
Nicholas Wilson
No we didn't it was actually just a crime.
Grayson Hernandez
"Looks easy"? In the Canadian army: you don't have to PT themanatee.net
Eli Brown
Which reg are you in? I dont need anymore information
Nathan Ross
I did Op Kanjar son, have a seat
Jacob Thomas
Was it a crime of passion at least or just boredom?
Blake Richardson
>don't have to do PT
We have mandatory at my unit all the time
>can grow a beard
only if it doesn't look like shit, which most due and are forced to shave by the OC
>Can quit whenever they want
only in the reserves, regular force has contracts
>can smoke weed
Only on rare occasions and most air force jobs require a 28 day purging period before allowed to work. pretty much pointless across the res of the forces and is only really used for PTSD and pain management
>LARPing civis
get weeded out in two weeks normally, unless purple trade
Jesus, can you read beyond a headline?
Josiah Peterson
boredom likely, those guys were complete jackasses
Ryder Roberts
That feel when our leaders sent us there with not enough men.
Cameron Jackson
Look at all this cope
Matthew Adams
That feel when at least you sent 9,000; the dog fucking Canadians sent under 3,000 for Kandahar, of which maybe 4-650 were actually the maneuver element. God damnit I hate Canadians
William Lewis
>Being this delusional
Xavier Torres
>When you leave Kandahar to the Canadians
Jeremiah Clark
>Four former british colonies now outperform the british military
Jordan Green
10 layers of lipid armor
Zachary Young
This isn't America, we don't equate our pride to military strength, this meme is pathetic, fuck off back to your grocery threads. I like you Polsky, but this meme is gay.
Parker Ross
>hard as fuck
>gets beat
By getting beat, you mean the Sergeant Major allowed you to sleep in until 10 am, instead of lunch time, right cunt?
Ryder Green
Only Canadian soldiers can afford those grocery prices...seriously although imagine being a fat fuck in the god damned army; like they literally pay you to workout and shoot guns all day everyday, it's your job...and you STILL get fat wow
Easton Myers
Look at these 2 faggots larping. Having a delusional rank battle in an anime forum.
Christian Phillips
Why is it mostly Americans??
John Brooks
>almost everyone's a sergeant
Feels good to be a sergeant
Nathaniel Adams
Regardless, military, once again, is not our identity. No one here cares because no one wants to kill us everyday. Keep to your grocery threads, every time you try to span out your portfolio its a fail like this.
Alexander Moore
>military, once again, is not our identity.
leafs don't even have an identity.
Kevin Robinson
Because we have the best sniper schools in the world and regularly shoot people in the face irl
Camden Ward
Doesn't count in a conscript army nigger.
>t. Friend got silver bayonet
Zachary White
Says the 56% mutated alien giblin. Your identity is niggers, jew degenerate porn, garbage food, guns, bible and larping as white people.
Jaxson Thomas
yeah but the rations though
Julian Flores
6th best in the world isn't bad tho
Matthew Jackson
Because the SASR and Commando Regiment are still busy helping you guys fuck shit up in Afghanistan and Iraq, so we had to make do by sending a Sniper team from a reg. Battalion.
William Nelson
You'll never break the record though. Literally.
Jace Clark
Cool story Crown cuck your history is riding on our coat tails; you're essentially us minus free speech and natural gun rights which you will defend, sad
Cameron Stewart
>tfw no sniper
Parker Murphy
This every time, see how insecure you are? Seething mutt. It's pathetic, we are our own and you hate it, I love that you have to spout shit to cope. You're rock stars in your own mind. Go die in a desert for the jews you cucked mutt faggot.
John Gomez
Leafs have the worst track record about lying about shit and awarding yourselves undue medals for valor (I.e. Op Medac Packet made up firefight, got kicked out of Somalia, Juno was a sandy hill guarded by starving Soviet POW's and Hitler Youth, etc). And you assholes still won't take ownership for your fuck up in RC South
Charles Johnson
fake leaf. a real leaf would apologize first.
Camden Wright
You'll never break that record though. Literally.
You will always beat us at having more ethnic DNA's in one body than any other humans though, you got that going for you.
Dylan Cook
CANSOF has fat dudes and women, no wonder you the kiwis and Nigel left them out of the SAS/NZSAS/AUSAS pact
Henry Watson
That, and the fact they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Bunch of soft cunts, the lot of em!
Zachary Johnson
> 360 noscope a goat herder from almost four clicks out
> got first pick of the MREs that night, delicious peach cobbler
> but it's been over a decade since the "war" you did it in was really a war
> and upon returning home you have to heroically hide your name because the goat herders entire family moved in next door
Welp.
Isaiah Nguyen
>FRIGGIN
Julian Perez
You're Le 49% friend; and in case you're bad with math and population density: 90% of your population lives within 90 miles of the US border. You have MAYBE 15 million white peoole, slash 7 once the boomers start dying and nobody in Ontario can afford to have kids. We have 170 million white people with 50 states that have their own laws and cultures to pick from. Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house, dog fucker!
Josiah Reed
Hunter Ramirez
Boomer tier typing holy fucking cringe lord faggot. You're 56% and dropping fast we're 76% and dropping slowly. It's hilarious that you guys thinking with a 30% spic population and 13% black population that you're whiter than us. You're as ethnically diverse as brazil lol.
Jacob Gonzalez
>This meme, the post
Ayden Russell
CG has to be able to hit moving targets while on a ship/helicopter though, makes sense that they'd get good at hitting stuff
Jaxson Rodriguez
Whiter than you, Chang Patel
Benjamin Collins
Why are there so many fat ones in combat arms/ SF? Maple kikes explain your muffin tops
Evan Allen
hear of the battle of imjin river?
Robert Wood
You lost a ship to Argentina
Jonathan Anderson
because americans are tryhards with weapons
Andrew Richardson
that's blobman bloggins to you, boy
Daniel Wilson
When was the last time you passed the tape test?
Landon Taylor
i bet you were one of the guys burying ammo out on patrol cos it was too heavy for you to carry around