Here's your explosive device goyim

Here's your explosive device goyim

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I will proceed to shove it up my ass

I'm supposed to believe the post office delivered that? It doesn't even have adequate postage.

FAKE AS FUCK

This looks like a goddamn movie prop. Complete with digital timer so our protag know just how many seconds he has to cut the correctly colored wire.

Why the fuck wouldnt you tape up the wires too if your shipping it. Unless of course the purpose is to make it look like a movie prop.

>make a bomb to send through the mail
>attach a giant fucking clock to it when you could do it with a tiny little chip
If it is real the 'bomber' probably has downs and zika, but it aint real, it is fake as fuck

Well it would need some kind of timer if you want it to be a timed device.

Fuck you it isn't a bomb I was just trying to show them the clock I invented
Now if you will excuse me I have to get back to soldering this intel processor

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lmao,
>nice clock achmed want to bring it to the white house?

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Exactly. Alex Jones predicted this they said. The dems did it for sure to be the victim!

Who’s falling for this staged bullshit? False flag incoming! Keep your eyes open!

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Looks like a vibrator

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Is that a microphone with a light switch panel taped on it?

>want to make a flase flag
>make it look so cartoonish that it is easily debunked as false flag/fake

That goes both ways you know

Do specs on things like this get released to the public?

full ride to MIT btw

word just in... the bombs were bluetooth enabled and had 4g connectivity

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TOPKEK

no, thats a cellphone picture of a tv screen

Looks nigger made. That explains why they're all garbage.

SUSPECT IN CUSTODY! FIRST PICTURES RELEASED!

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY FALSE FLAG

why the fuck would it need a display? digital counters and 7 segment displays are 2 diff things. people that know nothing about digital electronics think a timer needs a display.

Yeah, but you could just get a Casio F91W and be done for under 10 bucks for a timer that's less than 2 inches large. Tried and true, with ready-made instructions to make detonators out of them..

>>attach a giant fucking clock to it when you could do it with a tiny little chip

That.

>pic related


Who ever posted these bombs apparantly didn't mind that they were conspicious as fuck.

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Why would you make it a timed device anyway? Why not remote detonation via cellphone? You know, like real bombs?

> Lacks Wifi
Fucking amateurs...

Yeah, you shouldn't expect much from conservatives. I'm surprised they manage to get this far with their bomb before getting frustrated, giving up, and blaming their failure on Obama.

lol look she has 2 dollar shoes

a little weird that this person who mailed all these bombs all over america managed to get all of them delivered to the recipients on the same day, yet theyre easily simultaneously discovered and none of them go off

That looks fake and gay.
Sad!

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>In late 2015, his family decided to accept a scholarship from the Qatar Foundation and move to Qatar, partially because of unsupported accusations of terrorist links and continued harassment from conspiracy theorists.

Yeah, you shouldn't expect much from {{{artificial opposite group}}}. I'm surprised they manage to get this far with their {{{sensationalist B.S. news story}}} before getting frustrated, giving up, and blaming their failure on {{{villain of the opposite group}}}.

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>no, thats a cellphone picture of a tv screen
What does that have to do with what I said?

Ahmed wants to make America great again with his improved clock technology that he went to study in his poor war torn homecountry

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>put wires supposedly to make an ignition spark at opposite ends of your "bomb"
>don't use a fucking cell phone
Why use such fake ass bombs? The Soros one was literally carried somewhere by the help.

Enhanced/cleaned up:
Gake and Fay

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Is that a dildo?

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they all live in gated communities too with security
false flag as fuck

can i get a quick rundown on this?

Checked. There's a false flag happening. Soros, Clinton, holder, Obama and company all got these fake bombs mailed to them 2 weeks out from the election to scare voters.

You'd have to have proper reception inside the package, which might not be guaranteed.. Requires an action at the time of the actual bombing, one that sends a remote signal no less. There'd have to be some trace left on cell towers near, and they'd probably check for that immediately.. If you use a cheap digital watch like you can theoretically give yourself a 23+ hour headstart before the thing blows up, and there will be no phone signal directly from you to the place of the explosion when it finally goes off... I'd wager the majority of bombs planted by terrorists DON'T use cellphones.. Cellphone detonation is nice when you're in some shitty desert waiting for a Humvee to pull up, but it's probably not the best choice if you're going to be attacking governmental buildings and major news agencies in the western world.. Never even mind the District of Columbia.

Heres a pic of the one sent to CNN
>totally doesn't look suspicious at all

Forgot pic

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It looks like a piece of PVC pipe wrapped in saran wrap and electric tape

Is this real life?

My first thought.

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bits of crayons with bite marks were
found at the scene of the bomb makers
home.

holy fuck its some cartoon shit

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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

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what the fuck. the stamps arent even stamped as POSTAGE PAID either

and its trump's head next to it

It's got a fucking ISIS flag on it.

dildo+calculator=bomb

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it has trump's face right next to it. it is probably meant to show that trump is literally isis or whatever

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AY YO HOL UP
LEMME TAKE A QUICK SELFIE WIT DIS BOMB BEFO I CALL DA POLEECE

Info for all Shareblue posters. Tell the others.

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