50 GIGATON METHANE BURP

The great brappening is upon us all.

truthout.org/articles/release-of-arctic-methane-may-be-apocalyptic-study-warns/

I am not a robot.

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click2houston.com/news/gas-leak-prompts-evacuation-at-houston-courthouse
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That pic is lewd, I have the weirdest boner.

are we going to die for real this time

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>I am not a robot
whats wrong with Jow Forums?

BRRRRRAAAAAP

Finally, yes. Rejoice.

Isn't this what caused the great mass extinction 350mil years ago?

We will change the face of Arrakis.

The great dying, as they call it.

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sniff sniff

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>50 GIGATON METHANE BRAAAP

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How tragic that Jow Forums wasn't there to pass comment. There can be no God in sucha universe.

Will everything smell like farts as we all die?

Its high time we sniff the anus of the earth

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haha imagine the smell

>Apocalyptic

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we can only hope

>ywn stick your peen in the bushy slit of the earth
why even live?

daily reminder to live in constant fear

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asspocalypse
#arsemageddon

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e-earth...

exstinktion level event

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>The scenario that humans have created by way of the industrial growth society is already mimicking these eventualities, which are certain to worsen.
>Dinos totally had factories goyim please vote for carbon taxes

We need giant Bic lighter.

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good all that methane will help reduce the effects of the solar minimum we're going to be experiencing for the next several decades

more like assstinktion lmao.

"I got an idea guys! Lets mine this massive source of combustible fuel for energy and prevent the end of the world!"
>Shut up Jim
Earth explodes.

Based and very redpilled

>I am not a robot.
*BLEEP*

CLATHRAY GUN

Good. The shitskins want to inherit the Earth after we're gone? Good luck breathing.

THE GREAT BRAAPPENING OF OUR TIMES
MOTHER EARTH'S GIANT BOOTY BRAAP

Why does the hilt of the knife in his chest look like a dick?

It's awfully dilute bruh.

Am I counting this right?
Earth is ~ 6,000,000,000,000 gigatons total
And that methane is supposed to be 50 gigatons of this?

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>truthout.org

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Must go further. We must leave them with poisoned waters as well.

Yea but this is gigatons of fermented brappers, so its worse, its a fine wine and aged cheese braps

We’ll be fine.

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I can finally go home. I’m very much weary.

A cartoonish dick with a face on the head at that!

It does contribute to global warming.

I can’t believe the planet is going to fart us into extinction

Indians will rule this planet
irishtimes.com/news/world/asia-pacific/israeli-made-stink-bomb-not-smelly-enough-to-deter-indian-protesters-1.3168965

what is gas refining

>global warming

Oh thank god. I thought we were talking about something real for a moment.

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Based

>BY
>Dahr Jamail, Truthout
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>March 23, 2017

Fake and gay. OP kys

Based brapposter

Based and, dare I say it, brapilled

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1871174X16300488

Just sayin'

Tsar bomba was only 50 megatons and we all know how destructive that was

>this fart was 50 Gigatons

putting into perspective one Gigaton is equivalent of 1,000 Megatons...

Now where's the giant bic lighter this guy was talking about?

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Perspective wasn't invented yet.

click2houston.com/news/gas-leak-prompts-evacuation-at-houston-courthouse

ALERT: BIG BRAPPPPPPPP IN PROGRESS

>Big ass methane ball released as one big fart.
>Some meme frog lights it on fire as its released
>Artic ice cap melted ahead of schedule and under budget.

He is with us.

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>Trump presidency
>Bane plane
>This thing'

Memes are powerful.

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Illegal space aliens will save us

Fuck lets hope so

Get ready for 50 Gigaton BRAAAP!!!!!

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your divine presence here is so powerful...

It's called a bollock dagger, they were shaped that way on purpose

Yeah. They're so ridiculous

>My lord, I bring an offering of Keks
I hope you are pleased

>perspective
>invented
reminds me of how the greeks had to invent "inner voice" or logos

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1871174X16300488

nature.com/articles/ncomms15872

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It was because the inquisition wasn't aware of the concept of a public library at the time.

That's fucking righteous

Jokes on us.
The dinosaurs bring another extinction from the grave.

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kinda ironic if you think that their extinction cleared the ecological niches for mammals...

Based spiceposter

That looks suspiciously like
>Shadman

>Pic of random mountain
Fake news

What could theoretically happen if I used some kind of device to light it on fire the moment it goes? Would I save the earth or knock it off orbit?

BRAAAAPPP

Why fear the invertible?
You will die one day user.
I will die day one day user.
You can't stop that, so why fear death?
Just enjoy life and when death knocks on your door, invite him for tea.

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>I am not a robot.
that is just what a robot would say...

I wanna sniff Bratass

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methane combust when it meets oxygen

>tfw you were born at just the right time to see the planet itself take a huge ogre shit

brainlet you if still don't get how fucked we're. Just stop talking.

There are so much methane hydre frozen deep in the ocean floor and if we keep going this way of life we're 100% doomed and that doom will come sooner than you think. Normal it would take 50-100 millions+ of years to get a happening of mass extinctions event but we can trigger it to become Venus like planet and almost did 250 million years ago, lucky it didn't because it was just 5 Celsius off

Too bad people don't exhale methane so they can pay taxes for breathing cause paying taxes for fats is ridiculous.

This. Everyone who has ever lived has died. How bad could it be?

Why not cover it just to collect the gas and build the power plant next to it. Unlimited of free electricity!

This is similar like one in Russia. It has been burning for decades since 1970.
youtu.be/DYjuz0etC_E

ok this is epic

/tv/ is growing stronger

>lets not plug it up with dirt and restart the gas mine
retards

in the past it was caused by continuous volcanic eruption.