CZ General /CZG/

100 years aniversary

It's going to be 100 years since Czechoslovakia was founded, and there will be some celebrations, so why not use it for our purposes.

The idea is like this, make posters with Czech flag (or just colors), leaves around and some text, and post them around Evropská, where the parade is going to be.

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Other urls found in this thread:

news.expats.cz/prague-technology/top-10-czech-inventors/
youtube.com/watch?v=wpQoB_FrGus
youtube.com/watch?v=UIpLcj5XAjE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Happy anniversary and be well. May you prosper and live long.

Based and redpilled

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translation: don't let jews steal our state

kek. I don't think eurocucks aprove the message.

>merkel and macron will come

Like it matters, demographics work against them. Its literally only a matter of time before they get overtaken and willingly submit.

O kurwa , czeski thread !

nice

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why not CSG?

I just spent 7 weeks in Czechia and it was heaven.

>beautiful capital (though fuck tourists)
>ridiculously efficient public transport system
>strong economy, shit's cheap
>awesome beer
>no cultural marxism anywhere to be seen
>all of this despite Zeman being a literal alcoholic
>most Czechs I met were all around super nice
>Tábor is perhaps the nicest place on the entirety of Earth

I hope it stays that way, you Czechbros have a beautiful thing going. All in all it was the happiest 7 weeks I've had in a long time. Coming back to the West was such a fall from grace.

ye, we are the best

>>Tábor is perhaps the nicest place on the entirety of Earth
fug, I live in Tabor. Why did you like it so much?

I spent a whole week there, working in a school teaching English to children. The teachers (and the people in general) were ridiculously welcoming. Old Town is gorgeous.You'd walk through the streets, whether be day or night, and you could notice the people were genuinely jolly and happy (I noticed this particularly during the Tábor Meetings). And not a single immigrant, feminist, etc. in view.

You're living in a literal haven at this point in history.

I love Czechs. They're based, and make very good guns. I own a pre-B CZ75 and a Shadow 2. Both remarkable guns.

Also

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Yea, I like it here. Living in the old town is pretty cool. Wouldn't change my country ever

I moved back here after doing studies in the west. People here don't know how good they got it.

It's been a bumpy 100 years lads, don't falter and stay vigilant. Let's continue to cherish and protect what we have.

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just gonna dump these here

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Czechoslovakia was an artificial piece of shit neo-colony of the west.
Fuck Czechoslovakia and fuck the traitorous slavs that turned their back on the glorious Austro-Hungarian empire!

>leaf

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>Irrelevant country
>Irrelevant post
Check'd

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Happy 100th Anniversary! I am happy to share blood with both Czechia and Slovakia thanks to the Austro-Hungarian empire.

Very nice. We have our own Atomspergs now or just stolen aesthetics?

We love our Serbiabros, you were always based. First country to recognize our sovereignty, first country to volunteer against Germcucks and first country to protest against Soviet occupation. Hope we can make up for it someday.

Go back to sucking bull, mapleboy.

Idk anything about czechsvkloakasm but you guys r cool

Tl;dr We needed to get yuger because of Germanics, Slovakians because of Hungarians. We have nearly same language (think southern US accent with few extra words), mostly shared lands during history. So we dated for a while. Was pretty gud run, shame it's over.

ako sa darí moji spolučeši?

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At least most of the gipsys stayed in Slovakia

Reminder that Merkel and Macron are coming for the anniversary.

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Love you, Czechbros. Here's to 100 more!

First defenestartion made by Jow Forumsacks

Thanks, Americanbro. United States were actually vital for our young republic. Our first president got waifu from USA too.

Velmi dobře bratře. Co taklhe organizovat více akcí v ČR

reminder that Czechs defected to the Russians during WW1 by the hundreds of thousands.
Good for nothing degenerate cancerous scum.
Even Slovaks had enough of their shit.
Basically, Czechs turned their backs on the Kaiser in order to freely smoke meth and pimp their daughters out to the Jewish porn industry. Fucking amazing.

when are you thieving cunts going to give the tsar his gold back?

>daily reminder ww1 was a joint bavarian/czech conspiracy

When Russkies gave back what they stole and reparations.

Necht zije Jozef Tito, prvni ceskoslovensky president.

As is tradition.
When you declare war on Germany as you should have when we had an alliance before WW2.

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i see this flag and just instantly think "non-country" or "irrelevant"

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Pretty much, czech nationalism is a meme. Google trends wise, czechia = porn industry, by large margin.


West slavs were at their best when we were krautaboos. Then again, given the way germany is going now, it might be for the better to start sucking the eastern cock.

So actually never, because they robbed us for uranium (we were forced to send it to CCCP for almost nothing), and if they paid for it, we'd be more rich than UAE or Saudis :DDD

see once again the eternal czech reveals himself, not happy with destroying europe once he pushed for a second world war, most probably in league with the bavarians again!

t. el oscuro

>american is retarded
Imagine my shock.

Shush, wonky mestizo.

Self-hating cuck appears.

Don't tell him.

oy gevalt spare us fellow white person

But Czech republic and Slovakia (the countries) are almost 30 years old you didn't even complete half century

Czechoslovakia is dead it died at 1990

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Hussites and Sudetlanders did nothing wrong.

Yeah how dare we, having our own country, expecting allies to fulfill their obligations and shit.

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t. more mixed mutt than ill ever be
t. USA hating terrorist
t. porn producer
t.cuck

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>t. fat faggoty mutt

>being such a degenerated mutt that you can't even see poster IDs.
Begone, creatura.

It's alive in my heart

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When you bang your goat every day for a year and then stop because of Ramadan for a month, you can still say that you banged your goat for a year, Ahmed.

>destroying europe
>pushed for the 2nd ww
>what is Munich Agreement
Who's the one that always thinks running from problems will solve them huh?
Fkin paki

We will achieve that again!

Not sure where you take that info from, czechs had a slight increase population growth in last couple of years.

*the

>people who think they deserve their own country and only managed to get famous for their female's willingness to open their legs in front of a video camera
Yeah, that 100 years really worked out for you, Pavel

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Czechoslovakia was great. Made all neighbours butthurt by it's mere existence yet both nations survived and are prospering right now.

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True, Slovakbro!

B-but we brought so much other useful stuff to this world
news.expats.cz/prague-technology/top-10-czech-inventors/

Don't be mean painter

Better than your feminists, they won't even open legs and report you for sexual assault

Still butthurt about genociding your kind in your own camps?

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Stop replying to that wannabe German. They are most pathetic nation in the whole region anyway.

That's right, and may V4 continue the legacy of western butthurt.

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well, even though Czechoslovakia was a very sucessful country, I get what you are meaning. Austria-Hungary was a strong empire and the Jews at the time knew very well, that is why they allowed our new state to be born. Masaryk was a big supporter of Jews, it started when he supported Hilsner in 1890s. He as a president of Czechoslovakia was one of the first to acknowledge the Jewish nationality, was a strong supporter of Jewish state in Israel and so on.
Austria-Hungary is just a dream now, but it would be nice if some resurection happend and there would be a power of reason against EU and globalists.

we didn't, we had aliance with France and France had an aliance with UK. So it was ultimately France who betrayed us

Reunification when?

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Gratulacje na sto lat i chce przyszłego sto lat dla was

In 3... 2... 1...

oy vey

two replies to the same post because he made two comments you faggot

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>costa rican shitskin teaching our young the language of globalism
>czech cucks eat it up even on Jow Forums
SAD

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what if we posted it where merkel will come?
kek

Czechia belongs to the Austrian Crown.

make it in german then, rather yet in english so everyone with triple digit iq can understand, also
>unironically living in Prague

>mfw WW3 will begin because of some autistic Ortel fan Tomio-voter trying to kill Merkel

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Now that's a headline

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kek that would be fucking great, I might volunteer just for the eternal spot in history

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You cunts had one independence war, our entire history is an independence war.

kek why not

Ah, true, need to dust off my history.

Greatest Czechoslovak movie? A high-art national-epic period period piece set in Medieval Bohemian wilderness
youtube.com/watch?v=wpQoB_FrGus

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or a musical parody of American westerns about a lemonade selling cowboy
youtube.com/watch?v=UIpLcj5XAjE

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>the eternal mutt wanting to defile czech girls
stay home Pedro, they are not like in the pornos

Ty fb mejmy prelozeny ve spisovny cestine vypadaj fakt divne dyz to nema ty okounovsky/krautchanovsky obraty (obrazodesky, tiseceterak atd)

done

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asi tak no

spisovna cestina byl vomyl vole, so was qwertz

>okoun
Is that the czech equivalent of Jow Forums? Pretty cancerous

qwertz je založený a rudokapslovaný

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Best wishes for Czechs and Slovaks from Polish exile.
I heard new Czech FM is a bit of a eurocuck.Is it true?

sieg heil

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lidi co takhle udelat nejakej cz discord chat?

Sieg Hiel, mein Kamarade