My first week in america

Only a week in the States and you go to Mississippi? Why nigger?

I'm heading to florida, my friend taking me said some states are shitty and this one is

FPBP

Why do foreigners like Florida so much? If you want beaches go to Spain or something.

America has all kinds of shit. If I were a euro visiting America, I’d take the chance to go camping innawoods, go see the stars like I’d never seen before, shoot some guns, I don’t know. American cities and beaches aren’t special, if you go to America, do shit that is quintessentially American.

Florida is literally 4 different cultures. Let me help you
Miami area: Hispanics and drugs
Tampa area: Old people
Orlando area: Tourists tourists and more tourists
Tallahassee area: Literally nothing
Go get a hotel at the beach and get hammered. Remember to use sunscreen. Only smoke weed given to you by boomer white people who have good teeth. Enjoy

t.Floridian.

thank you based crazy florida man

it's just the name. My first reaction was to go to Texas but I don't wanna look like a beaner so lm going somewhere farther and I've never seen beautiful beaches like there

Spend a week in Glacier National Forest

freedom and cheap sodas
just got a call from an american company i do business with trying to save me money instead of steal it from me

I nearly teared up

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Sounds like you’re on interstate 10. You’ll see a lot of damage from Hurricane Michael.

How many coal burners? Did you get into shit with niggers yet?

nog

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I can second this
t South Carolina

Go get a taste of freedom

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>do shit that is quintessentially American

I can shit myself in Tesco right here old chum.

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A bomb in a package apparently

You're in the best part of the country. Alabama here. Besutiful weather today. Southern hospitality. Everyone in this part of the country is friendly

Yeah but I bet you can’t see the Milky Way, or get drunk and fuck around with guns. You’re not free Nigel. Good job on having slightly less fat people around you though.

They're all beautiful along the gulf coast. Are you going to Panama City? Weather is still good enough make sure you see the beach

I haven't noticed it's hard to tell who is what race, and I don't mean that in a bad way. some of the white country looking people are darker than me. No trouble with them yet but I don't like the way they talk loud

I cant wait to pass through, I wanna see where forest Gump was

A shit in a Tesco is a far cry from the true freedom one gets from sharting in a Mart. Though I wouldn't expect a loyal British SUBJECT to understand such nuance

>what should I expect?
cracker barrel

Lots of niggers and mixed race mutts. Poor homeless people everywhere.

Politeness that can seem put on and is taken to a borderline creepy degree
Strange flavours of carbonated drinks
Vast and unsightly expanses of concrete
Lack of vegetation in suburban areas
Squirrels
Pickup trucks that are larger than necessary
Cheap petrol
American flags on everything

i hope you get murdered in florida honestly

>non-Americans are so rude at all times, common courtesy is seen as creepy
I’ve never gotten this. Why are you all so fucking sour?