I met John Gizzy at a seafood buffet. He was with two women who couldn't take their eyes off him. I was next to him at the urinal, and his willy is like a coke can. He smelled great too.
Caleb James
>MUH DEMOCRACY
Gavin Cox
Even Fox New's Chief Intelligence correspondent speculated that one possibility that this was a false flag because none of the "bombs" went off.
>Shills desperately trying to convince themselves that this will help them in midterms >Not realizing it's a tacit admission that they were going to lose before this false flag HAHAHAHAHA
Hudson Bell
you people are officially deranged
btw the blue wave is all but now officially confirmed :)
you ever seen canadian women? most of them are dog ugly
Luis Lewis
>MSM literally giving this more attention than AN ACTUAL MASS SHOOTING AGAINST REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT >but it's totally not a false flag
Told you, just wait there's gonna be like 30 of these by the end of the day. Extra special bonus points for me if oscar Mayer Cortez, Beta, or Nigger Gilliam "receive" one.
Julian King
#fakebombs for #fakenews
Jayden Lewis
Happy United Nations Day, /ptg/!
Henry Hughes
KEK
Nathan Barnes
CPL's office
Carson Evans
MSM SURE DOES THINK THE AVERAGE CITIZEN]VIEWER IS BRAIN DEAD DROOLING RETARD
Watch it be some clock parts. Not one has gone off yet.
Blake Cox
Oh okay
Cameron Nelson
Anyone catch that front-hole on FOX who shut down the guy going "well they were all sent to Democrats and leftists, so it's probably someone politically opposed to them"? She was like "Well akshually, remember the threats against the JCCs that turned out to be a Jewish man? So we can't jump to conclusions."
Adrian Roberts
your boipucci
Logan Carter
Pro tip my fellow redditors:
The democrats will get away with it.
This will cause a blue wave.
The media will from now on ignore everything positive about republicans.
You lost. Game over. Never bring your cuckservative morals to a mud battle, you will keep losing.
Kevin Perez
So Democrats are just going to mail themselves shoeboxes and call it into the cops all day, I take it? It's definitely interesting how not a single one of these 'suspicious packages' contained actual bombs or anything harmful, yet the ricin packages actually contained ricin. Guess which story is getting more play time in the (((media)))?
This is confirmed conservative. I mean, name one Republican a bomb got shipped to so far; pro tip there are none. Now Kamala Harris and Eric Holder are getting bombs. This is obviously a conservative, maybe another Nazi.
Chase Green
Do we even know if they were bombs? Everyone keeps saying suspicious packages, not necessarily bombs
Brandon Morgan
>make tons of bombs >make it so none of them explode so that they don't hurt the people you supposedly "hate"
>all these suspicious packages >all reaching their destinations at the same time across the country >not one has gone off false flag confirmed, if it was an actual mad right winger we would've had some go off by now in transit at least
Isaiah Diaz
Makes sense, since DWS hasn't done anything since fucking over Bernie in the election. Also, pipe bombs are for kids, not boomers: the Q narrative appeals to boomers, but kids are socialists.
>Falseflag niggers doing this then more falseflag niggers coming into the thread like we would be stupid enough to encourage this stunt even if it was some dumb faggot even vaguely related to our side Nice try
Why should I believe this kike's claim they were bombs? Even the cops haven't said they were bombs. Does the Semitic Midget know something the cops don't?
Robert Scott
who actually believes this shit
John Smith
moot's house
Jack Wright
Reddit frontpage is all whining about transfaggots and Trump, so can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened?
Bentley Barnes
Lmao is this real, this would explain dws getting a package. Daily reminder she used to be the DNC CHAIR
How long until they said a package was delivered to Schumer and Pelosi?
Cooper Garcia
It was a bernie supporter who donated their entire life savings, took them 2 years to create these "bombs" that failed (typical). Debbie is at the center for rigging the primary against Bernie. Exposed by wikileaks, she stepped down from chair only to get straight to the Hillary campaign. Obama for raping the DNC dry of money and forcing them to be reliant on Hillary money.
Jeremiah Sullivan
is there any chemical that will kill on skin contact? thats what I would try to do.
>2 weeks from election day >Republicans rallying, races tightening >widespread bombs mailed to prominent democrats
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