Checkmate, bigots!
Jesus would be a libtard
Samuel Mitchell
Jaxon Garcia
Democrats would call him an antisemite
Isaac Harris
>monarch
>liberal
wew
lad.
Samuel Morris
>I don't believe in God but I know he would be liberal so you have to be liberal too
Nolan Bailey
Monarchs tend not to be liberals
Jason Stewart
Joshua specifically talks against racemxing. Nations are rational enclaves in the Bible. The Bible supports state power. (Render unto Caesar’s what is Caesar’s)
Charles Russell
Well yeah he was a jew after all
Luis Collins
fpbp
Mason Peterson
He also got fucking killed at 33, so maybe not a great role model unless you're immortal like him
Jacob Reyes
why wasn't he like that when he was alive then?
Aiden Ramirez
Oh fugh
Ethan Thompson
Jordan Baker
>thinking Jesus is going to be nice when he returns
Read the book, dingus
Adam Ramirez
That's all well and good, but you know what Jesus would not be doing? Sacrificing children and worshiping deities of child sacrifice?
Ayden Mitchell
>Don't believe in Jesus
>Despises religion
>''HAH BUT JESUS WOULD LIKE, TOTALLY BE A LIBERAL, HAHA, LIKE, SERIOUSLY HE WOULDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP (also fuck religion am I right ?)''
Big thonk right here
Robert Gutierrez
why they pray like hindus or buddhists or whatever ?
those amerimutts are really shittty people in this world , they ruin everything , christianity antifa nazism lgbt movies nationalism ......
Lucas Garcia
Bernout's whole platform is based on personal wealth.
Lincoln Robinson
Who said this has anything to do with immigration policy? All about the gibs, anons. Christians can be socialists and still be faithful, can't they? Where in the Bible does it say you should be self-serving?
Eli Butler
>Preaches fear of God as the foundation of all righteousness
>Claims unequivocally that there is only one path to salvation
>Preaches radical forgiveness of sins (not baselessly calling others racist or accusing them of rape)
>Calls virtue signalling one of the most egregious sins
Need I go on?
Parker Murphy
>It's a "Jesus is a liberal" argument for the umpteenth time
Nolan Morales
Thanks for pointing this out frog. Was my point aswell
Noah Powell
>Joshua specifically talks against racemxing. Nations are rational enclaves in the Bible. The Bible supports state power. (Render unto Caesar’s what is Caesar’s)
That's not it at all. Like every other prophet Jesus came to overthrow the pagans that had a hold over the holy land. He was the Messiah in the sense that he was to have a Jewish kingdom on the earth in his lifetime.
But God's prophets always come with solutions the people dislike: marching around Jericho, bathing in the river Jordan, building a big ark, etc etc turn the other cheek to the Romans is just another in that vein.
Jesus said he came to turn brother against brother, and that anyone with a hoe should break it and make a sword, if he had lived he would've been a warlord.
Owen Sanders
It's not saying Jesus actually is a liberal. It's saying that Trumpers would despise Jesus's opinions for the exact reasons they claim to support in their faith. Read between the lines.
Thomas Nelson
FPBP
Oliver Long
I shouldn't be surprised, coming from a meme flag.
Thomas Rivera
The term is pejorative. Stop acting like it means anything specific to Trump supporters other than "the other side".
Michael Powell
you guys don't whip bankers, the right talks about that
Jayden Collins
BEGONE SINNER
Zachary Richardson
JESUS WOULD BE FURIOUS
Austin Rogers
Would the left call Jesus a Nazi to his face? Yes.
Liam Garcia
We all know these assholes have no cogent train of thought and move goal posts constantly to suit their current argument.
Thomas Cox
Not saying Dems/Libs would support Jesus. Would a Trumper/Conservative though, if he was telling them to embrace qualities that destroy their capitalist narrative? It's a pretty simple question- if bible-thumping Trumpers want to ground their principles on their faith, you'd think they wouldn't want to leave loose ends for the sake of supporting capitalism- especially when it embraces usury.
Christian Reed
Jesus also told a rich man to sell all of his wealth to the poor, though.
Jason Howard
Disappointed, lads. Doesn't any good Christian here have an argument for why their selfish economic ideals are supported by Jesus's teachings other than "no u"?
John Bell
Im an atheist anyways. But im pretty sure Jesus would preach human empathy and compassion on a personal level, and not be retarded enough to get involved in United States politics.
Remember how the first time he came here, Jesus ran for emporor on a campaign of socialism.
Fucking liberals, trying to equate there crusty, old, lazy, political hack, godless, Jew with fucking Jesus Christ.
Daniel Torres
FPBP
Aaron Fisher
If Christ started preaching about forgiveness and not judging people. The liberals and democrats would crucify him again.
Wyatt Harris
>What no, I'm not a Christian so this argument wouldn't work on me but maybe it will work on you.
Eli Baker
Empthy is a weakness when kverused, personal gain and self interests superside what a kike on a stick taught thousands of years ago.
Theyre too driven by sterotypes to ot realize that a good number of conservatives arent even christian.
Luke Murphy
TO HIS FACE
Logan James
Watch it, goy! Jesus loves Jews! Stop being evil!
Andrew Walker
This is a good defense as Christian if you want to just completely avoid the question. Doesn't really define your principles though. Maybe American Christians don't feel like they need to do that for people like me, but they're going to have a hard time answering for it at the Pearly Gates
Gavin Peterson
Easton Gonzalez
Ayden Gray
if jesus came back and attacked all the jews, LIKE HE DID THE FIRST TIME, told them all their, CHILDREN OFSATAN, LIKE HE DID THE FIRST TIME, if he went and got a whip, came back and attacked them for being greedy, LIKE HE DID THE FIRST TIME, i'm sure most of the planet would vote for him
David Moore
God hates faggots
Jason Young
tithing
Leviticus 27:30; Numbers 18:26; Deuteronomy 14:24; 2 Chronicles 31:5; Malachi 3:9-10; 2 Chronicles 31:5
1 Corinthians 16:2
James 1:5
YOU JEW! MY TEMPLE IS SUPPOSED TO GET 10% YOU ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY TEMPLES PROFITS!
Asher Howard
You have problems with Islam? Guess what you can't talk about them anymore because you aren't Islamic.
Justin Cruz
Last time I checked most of the US was Christian.
Gabriel Flores
Yup he be fucking pissed they aren't taking them
Josiah Moore
>When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.
Ayden Martin
Exodus 12:49
One law shall be to him that is homeborn, and unto the stranger that sojourneth among you.
Ezekiel 22:7
In thee have they set light by father and mother: in the midst of thee have they dealt by oppression with the stranger: in thee have they vexed the fatherless and the widow.
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
Genesis 12:10
And there was a famine in the land: and Abram went down into Egypt to sojourn there; for the famine was grievous in the land.
Hebrews 13:2
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Malachi 3:5
And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.
Philippians 3:20
20 But our citizenship is in heaven. And we eagerly await a Savior from there, the Lord Jesus Christ,
Juan Miller
Matthew 25:31-46
31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne.
32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats.
33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.
34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world.
35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in,
36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’
37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink?
38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you?
39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.
42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink,
43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
Isaac Lopez
Jesus would also have torn down wall street, slapped a jew or two and told you to buy weapons, and reminded you he came to bring the Sword.
Buddy Christ is the only thing you like when you think you can use it against the right, go fuck yourself.
Jose Cook
Not true at all.
If Christianity is a religion of earthly power, why didn't it save the Western Roman Empire then? Why did Saint Augustine wrote that it was not a christian concern the existence or not of wordly kingdoms?
Why were Christians unable to save even their fucking holy land from the Muslims, if they are the religion of earthly power that you believe they are?
Why is the North Africa now muslim, if it was once christian and roman?
That they didn't manage to screw things completely over was an accident of history, not for lack of trying
and most importantly of all questions, why has Christianity become an enabler of the muslim invasion of Europe, if it is such religion of earthly power and "the strong will inherit the Earth" as you seem to believe?
why are all the christian mainstream churches pro-refugee, if christian doctrine says "hate your enemy, and do not lend to them all they want" instead of the opposite as you claim?
The strange thing is that "christians" like you are a minority within Christianity itself that they claim to represent, with everyone from the Pope to the Anglican Churches to the Protestant Churches actively cucking for the destruction of the West
The Pope literally points to the same verses that I do to justify his doctrine, yet you come here to tell me that he is wrong, and I am wrong, and even damn Jesus and paul were wrong tho, because some medieval crusader decided to recreate christianity as a earthly cult of power in order to sack Constantinople!
Luis Powell
John 10:1
Easton Campbell
if he uses magic to supply infinite bread, water, and fish, I'll hear him out.
Jaxon Morris
as always the fp is the bp
Luke Thomas
Do not steal, meaning we have property.
Christianity promotes charity, not forced income distribution.
Ryan Howard
>John 10:1
Out of context.
7Then said Jesus unto them again, Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep. 8All that ever came before me are thieves and robbers: but the sheep did not hear them. 9I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture. 10The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.
Gavin Phillips
I don't care about Jesus but I do hate the Semitic slave morality his alleged followers propagate and promote.
Wyatt Myers
Again not true.
Jeremiah 13:23
Moses married an Cushite (Ethiopian) negress. look at numbers 12. heres a link if your illiterate biblegateway.com
>But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain.
Titus 3:9
Xavier Johnson
>38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ 39 But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; 40 and if anyone wants to sue you and take your coat, give your cloak as well; 41 and if anyone forces you to go one mile, go also the second mile. 42 Give to everyone who begs from you, and do not refuse anyone who wants to borrow from you.
Christ was the ultimate cuck
Carter Bell
Cameron Anderson
You've got no idea how bad it really is.
"How good and pleasant it is
when God’s people live together in unity!"
>Psalm 133:1
"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law(Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
>Matthew 5:17
That's your favourite Jew Jesus talking.
"I appeal to you, brothers, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree, and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be united in the same mind and the same judgment."
>1 Corinthians 1:10
"Live in (((harmony))) with one another. Do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly. Never be wise in your own sight."
>Romans 12:16
"For in one Spirit we were all baptized into one body—Jews or Greeks, slaves or free—and all were made to drink of one Spirit."
>Corinthians 12:13
OY VEY We all have one body goy. Blacks and whites are equal in the eyes of God. Why don't you want them to flood your country Christcuck?
"By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
>John 13:35
Love each other Goy you are all children of God. Why do you have a problem with Niggers fucking white women goy?
Keep crying Christcuck. Whites are not buying your shit anymore
Jaxon Wright
>(shortly after describing the apocalypse and “the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory”)
Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.
>Mark 13:30
Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God.
>Luke 9:27
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere heart, as you would Christ,
>Ephesians 6:5
Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what is yours, do not demand it back.
>Luke 6:30
Never pay back evil for evil to anyone Respect what is right in the sight of all men.
>Romans 12:17
But love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return; and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High; for He Himself is kind to ungrateful and evil men.
>Luke 6:35
Joseph Russell
See that no one repays another with evil for evil, but always seek after that which is good for one another and for all people.
>1 Thessalonians 5:15
If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
>1 John 4:20
He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now.
>1 John 2:9
And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
>Ephesians 4:32
But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.
>Matthew 6:15
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you
>Luke 6:27
Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also [do] ye.
>Colossians 3:13
Never pay back evil for evil to anyone Respect what is right in the sight of all men.
>Romans 12:17
"But love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return; and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High; for He Himself is kind to ungrateful and evil men."
>Luke 6:35
"Whoever hits you on the cheek, offer him the other also; and whoever takes away your coat, do not withhold your shirt from him either."
>Luke 6:29
Jaxon Gutierrez
He wouldn’t run on a platform of empathy and compassion because he knows that empathy and compassion are emotions that don’t really mean anything and basing a society around them is completely retarded.
Matthew Stewart
Well, they wouldn't need to because he wouldn't be full of shit and demonizing the right.
Jacob Wright
Isn't Bernie Jewish which means he's anti-Christian and then uses Jesus to make a point. You're an idiot.
Jace Bennett
I'm not a christian. my god throws lightning bolts at the weak and stupid.
/thread
Carson Smith
lol, jesus tossed out niggers who were monkeying on a church
jesus would throw out a lot of niggers from his country today.
Aiden Rodriguez
This
Those who deny Christ are bound to get the whirlwind. Atheism is a selfish ideology putting man above the material. the "people" shilling anti Jesus claims are Jews themselves who are trying to break people's faith in God.
Jordan Fisher
FPBP
Adam Perez
Wrong, you have destroyed the west everytime christkikery is allowed to run rampant all over. Image related.
Dylan Reed
That's pretty funny desu.
Alexander Edwards
He is 2000 years old, his morals are outdated, humanity has severely changed since then
Luis Nguyen
There's a reason Jews hate Him more than they hate Hitler
Grayson Phillips
non whites are gentiles, Zeus is coming back
to rid the earth of gentiles, forever. and the
wicked and evil. it's wicked and evil to parasite
your neighbors.
:-)
try again op
Robert Sanchez
Which opinions? Post verses
Isaiah Jones
The ol' "Let me tell you about your God that doesn't exist, you ignorant rednecks."
Owen Lee
That wasn’t the point you moron.
Adrian Jenkins
Yeah but he wouldn't be lying you braindead communist faggot
David Foster
>jesus would run to be king
Libtards everyone
Parker Williams
Pro-tip: Jesus would not be allowed to run for President of the United States because he is not a natural born citizen of the country, nor has he achieved citizenship by legal means.
Checkmate yourself back to plebbit you worthless rusty-trombone prodigy.
Oliver Brooks
Jesus also said to drown pedophiles by tying rocks around their necks and dropping them into the water.
Jesus abhorred usury and would dismantle the US banking system.
Jesus is fascist.
Hunter Scott
>jesus becomes president
>criminals executed in masses
>suddenly 90% white again
>JESUS IS RAYCIS
>liberals riot against god
>liberals get executed for their crimes
>suddenly peace has been achieved and we all live happily ever after
please run for president jesus!