HOLY FUCK MORE BOMBS HAVE BEEN FOUND

ILLEGAL ALIEN CARAVAN JUST CROSSED THE BORDER

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kathy griffin? she mustve sent that herself to get in the news.

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>post office can deliver bombs all at the same time
>can’t deliver my package when I want it

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Chuck E Cheese just flew over my house!

Omg so hailarious XD

Kill yourself.

why dont we have the post office mail bombs to isis terrorists
checkmate athiests

Both Sherlock Holmes and Tony Stark confirmed to have been sent bombs!

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“Hey lincy, I think one of your comic books just came. The package is awfully lumpy”

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doubtful. I think you just named a bunch of people.

Did they spell any of their names correctly?
Any confirmation of actual explosives in the fleshlight?
Any postmarks?

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>Or they deliver to my Mexican neighbors who take it to the pawn shop for money and when they are confronted say it was theirs because it went to their door.

The USPS sucks, FedEx actually delivers to my door, though.

Oh fuck, i think you might be right. I'll have to double check.

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A dead nigger just flew over my house!

It's Oprah
She's behind it
>YOU GET A BOMB
>AND YOU GET A BOMB
>EVERYBODY GETS A BOMB

Jow Forums is peak this reality, this is as good as it gets bar private conversations (cause there's shit you can't say in public).

HOLY SHIT A NIGGER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

The one is all the all is one, that's not just some hippy bullshit. It will all be fine and more than exellent for everyone in the end, the beggining and the middle. Also in the 10 minutes after the start of the second part.

This may sound like the incoherent ramblings of a low IQ mud, but trust me, i'm White.

Italians are White.

You greeks too

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Existence is absurd, so what? you still gotta die for Jesus in this reality. Sorry pal, best deal you gonna get.

It kinda doesn't matter what i say but at the same time it does? i'll be honest with you, it's kinda gay. All this rules.

That's an Uruguayan baby.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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LEAVE JESUS ALONE Israel #1 you son of a bitches

I'd just like to take this opportunity to officially dub these: (((bombs))), not bombs.

It's a crime how you blow my mind all the time.

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WOw

Absolute utter meaninglessness. But since as far as i know all consciousness is subjective, good vs evil. Choose.

I would even go as far as to say. choose wisely.

I liked the Japanese dub better.

Much like a nigger, my humor goes above your head.

>what's a false flag?
lel. top notch reporting from the herald

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Guys I just heard fourteen straight sky kings. And something flew over my basement. Fuuuuuucccxkkkk.

>none of the bombs exploded

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BILL WATTERSON IS COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT

I'm the soul of this board, i don't give a shit. Fight me for my throne.

I don't see the joke.

HOLY SHIT THEY SENT A BOMB TO KEK HIMSELF

I left a chocolate squirrel on your throne

As long as the pink panther is safe.

PROVE ME THAT DEMS ARE BEHIND THIS TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

I FUCKING THOUGHT SO. FUCK OFF POL

lista para lanzar golpe de meteoro?

Lmaoooo

HOLY KEK ISRAEL JUST NUKED MECCA

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It has a secret hole so i can take a shit while attending to my royal duties. All the incense helps keep the smell away.

FUCK CAPTAIN AMERICA AND UNCLE SAM GOT 1 TOO!

We call it a Kamehameha wave in the biz youtube.com/watch?v=ovKHg9mDf84

Listing to that made me wish my grandfather never taught me Spanish.

You have to go back, problem is, there is no going back.

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I'm so woke they call me Wookie.