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What’s the easiest way to learn the piano aside from lessons?

I live in Nofolk and there's no brown adults that I can see but a shit load of single women with niglets.

TOOOT

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A little bit noncey but mostly harmless lad.

what does whe look like?

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BBC2, great show about a crisp factory lads.

remember fatty arbuckles

sino-futurism desu

stop voting tory

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Have parents that got you into it as a child

Football is on, lad.

it will come to you, Surrey has fallen even the nice places. I'm retreating northwards.

No Pakis any more I want it painted green

Say what you will about British politics, lads, but the absolute FUCKING STATE of the Americans right now on here.

youtube

time and consistency same as learning literally everything

>It is five minutes to midnight on climate change. We will have to alter our trajectory very quickly if we wish to have a good chance of limiting the global average temperature rise to less than 1.5C above pre-industrial levels. That was a goal of the Paris agreement of 2015. Achieving it means drastic reductions in emissions from now. This is very unlikely to happen. That is no longer because it is technically impossible. It is because it is politically painful. We are instead set on running an irreversible bet on our ability to manage the consequences of a far bigger rise even than 2C. Our progeny will see this as a crime.

ft.com/content/b1c35f36-d5fd-11e8-ab8e-6be0dcf18713

archive.is/zwLiP

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It started long ago...

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>Watching Spuds

Both Norf FC teams played last night, don't need any Souf FC cunt teams thankyou.

I see the girls walk by, and they’ve been probably raped

I have to turn my head until the greenness grows

Hope climate change is real and hope it displaces hundreds of millions of people and forces a fortress Europe

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Why are old photos so comfy?

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They keep coming into Brit/pol/ and either just saying 'loicense' over and over and posting actual made-up joke pictures as if they're true, or demanding we validate them as Europeans and accusing you of brother war-ism if you don't
It's getting a bit irritating desu

...With a fight for supremacy over England. Who would win? Who would make the other submit and acknowledge the true king?

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I’ve basically just been learning different songs and with each you learn new skills. It’s actually quite fun to learn an instrument. I was doing nothing productive with my spare time before so why not sit down for a few hours after work and try and learn a skill. I also have to justify spending 150 quid on a keyboard kek

So Richard Brandson is the rapist?

He mysteriously quit as Hyperloop CEO yesterday

I know it's coming. What I just don't get where all these slags are getting their spawns from. Do they travel to London just to get knocked up or something?

It's really starting to weird me out. The cultural presence these people are getting so quickly is really starting to unnerve me. Soon they'll be everywhere on the BBC as well.

>muh fish

Why blame the EU on British policy to sell its quotas?

>muh red tape

Ah yes, that arduous red tape which protects rights and standards. We should be more like China!

>forces a fortress Europe
yeah
lol
baka

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>forces a fortress Europe
That's not going to happen while there's American military bases on our soil.

Tried taking a screenshot but apparently phones prevent you doing it due to security

Yeah Branson has been noncing boys since the 60's.

Learn to read sheet music and where the note are on the piano then trying songs you like or watch yt vids of people playing songs you like and copy them.
But there are easier ways to tell your parents you are gay.

Spuds were the early KO. Liverpool are on now.

Or there are a selection of Championship games - norf and souf - live on Sky.

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Not a bad shout actually, I know someone who worked with him at Virgin Airlines and he was very touchy with women co-workers...

>Why blame the EU on British policy to sell its quotas?
That there are quotas in the first place is the EU's action, and result in mad situations such as
telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/earthnews/6122954/EU-fisheries-minister-calls-for-an-end-to-dumping-millions-of-dead-fish.html
>which protects rights and standards
>rights
The European definition of rights is bizarrely formed, convoluted bollocks desu

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You probably need lessons so you don't end up with a load of errors in technique.

Depends what level you want to get to though.

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>on a laptop

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>how arsenal deals with it's youth academy rejects

Not by a laptop now though

Reminder to re-new your grass burning licenses lads

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Post her FB you scrotum

DO IT

Today was a more pointless day than usual.

I woke up, ate food and coffee while browsing the internet. I then had a small junk food binge (chocolate, sweets that included mints that felt like put sugar, diet cherry cola). I then walked around and had a £3 Starbucks coffee though it tasted like hot water with a tiny bit of flavour and I worried that the hipster zoomers who worked there were laughing at me. I then wasted many hours on the internet. I couldn't be bothered walking around.

I was going to the gym and lift heavy but I won't start my routine until Monday anyway so I'm lying in bed at 8.18 pm and I will read until I sleep.

I have a job interview for a job that looks good on my CV and would let me save a lot of money but which would take up all my free time. If I can't even prove to myself that I can be productive in free time, with no external pressure, it's like admitting I'm a born slave, though being productive in free time after wagecucking is maybe the bigger challenge. One of the interviewers is the same age as me, judging from LinkedIn. At least I can console myself with the fact that all his jobs look boring as fuck. I don't dare type "LinkedIn Morgan Stanley analyst London" in to Google.

Why even bother with life when being an extroverted normie is the only path to success?

I simply can't make myself do anything productive in my free time. It's a mental block. All self help and life philosophies and organisational structures feel both cucked and self limiting. On the other hand, I am an autist Anglo minded person, so I feel like a savage for not having a schedule and being orderly. I feel cucked no matter what I do.

Sup /sp/ not been there for a while?

Your as bad as yanks. Are you going to post about TV licences next? There is literally nothing wrong with having licence systems.

they already tried that method and the "well it's too late we may as well give up and die" one. The fact Africa will ad d a billion people in that time period we are supposed to improve our already incredibly ogod food logistics, waste management, recycling and falling energy usage on a per capita basis somehow escapes their attention.

TV license isn't even a license desu

>I don't dare type "LinkedIn Morgan Stanley analyst London" in to Google.

Nice addition to the bait there, lad.

If you want to know what IB analysts do, when they're not potttering around on Excel, they're correcting spelling mistakes on their boss' Powerpoint slides.

Thre. Saved you a Google.

is it a blog or pasta?

*You're

*you’re

Nanite pal see ya in t' morning

Numbers have been done.

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>The shit hole that is northern croydon conveniently excluded

Remember that time when Britain came to the aid of those treacherous Turks who they later went to war with several decades later?

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'ate t wife
Luv breggzit

Simple as

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But they make shitloads and have great exit options and transparent progression options and...

This isn't the 1950s anymore. Nobody works from mail room to the top. You are either on the track or you're not. I'm not mail room tier but I'm not public school to Oxbridge to ruler tier.

>somehow escapes their attention.
don't think it has desu
even inspirobot knows

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Peppermints, anyone?

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what the fuck, that looks like some Eastern Bloc town. What are you doing Nigel?

Were lucky to have TV licence. I dont pay it but im grateful we have an opt out system. Most places in the world have no say over how their taxes are spent on propaganda.

Fuck of hivemind NPCs.

one short leg please

Great minds think alike, lad.

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Fook me it is innit

>Much has been written about the Battles fought by the 93rd Sutherland Highlanders, but few insights have been gained on what it was like for the women in the Army, and the roles that they filled.
>One of the few is about a woman known as Mrs “Kokana” Smith, who was a washerwoman in the regiment and the wife of Private Smith, the soldier servant to Quarter Master Sinclair of the 93rd, during the Battle of Balaclava.
>On the day of the battle, 25th October 1854, while the soldiers were on the hill, engaging in battle, Mrs Smith was at the hill washing clothes and laying them out to dry on the grass. The Turks, having suffered a lot of casualties, started to desert and came streaming down the hill, running over Mrs Smith’s newly cleaned laundry in the process.
>“When the Turks from the redoubts and our flanks deserted us they passed through our camp, and one got into the tent where Mrs Smith was. She was a large, powerful, bony (with one n) woman, and whether she thought the Turk had come to steal, or to take liberties with her, or whether it was for deserting us in our extremity, I know not, but she was seen holding him by the collar of his coat and kicking him.”
> She scolded them “Ye cowardly misbelievers, to leave the brave Christian Highlanders to fecht when ye ran awa!”[2]. As the Turks tried to placate her, some of them called her Kokana which is Turkish for woman, but this enraged her even more, and she cried “Kokana, indeed! I’ll Kokana ye!”[3], promptly chasing them down the hill, brandishing a large stick as she went.
These were the Turks who ran away from the oncoming Cossacks, leaving a handful of Highlanders and invalids to stop them as the Thin Red Line

Is that Purple Aki?

>The chink sponser and everything
Life imitates art.

Something really strange about colour photos of really old buildings that no longer exist as its close to how they would have looked if you could see them with your own eyes in the middle ages.

(Trinitatis Hospital - Hildesheim, 1270 - 1945)

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I'm surprised by how green it looks t b h.

They make shitloads working ridiculous fucking hours that would bore you to tears - doubly so if you actually have a brain in your head which - given the degree subjects the banks usually recruit from - is obviously a given in some cases. I think something like 75% of physics grads go into finance.

What I'm saying is if you're smart enough to get yourself a physics degree (or similar), you might be smart enough to get yourself a postgrad in it and if you're smart enough to do that and learn some programming, you can go become a quant: same building doing shit that actually IS interesting and challenging. But correcting spelling mistakes on some twats PP slides and pottering around on Excel for 10 hours a day? Fuck that.

I'd rather be carving doner meat.

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Is it manly to show your emotions in an controlled manner even if it shows your soft side?
We are told in society as the moment that’s its okay to not okay, but it’s get exploited like all things.
But when it’s genuine and can be explained properly for good use, is that manly or just jumping in the bandwagon?

It's satire about the culture of obsession over local football/soccer teams.

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>take my sister to some bullshit "yoga dance" class
>while waiting for her to come out get to talking with a girl from hong kong who is waiting for her mum
>casually probe her for her relationship status and find she's single
>she got all coy and extra flirty after that
Do I RICE myself or not?

Kino

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Is 37 too late to switch careers to a trade?
What trade would be best?

is that DonerWronga?

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No

READ THESE
JAMES MASON - SIEGE
scribd.com/document/374193539/james-mason-siege-pdf
DAVID MYATT - GUIDE TO THE TACTICS AND STRATEGY OF REVOLUTION
ironyouthparty.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/strategy.pdf
WILLIAM LUTHER PIERCE - THE TURNER DIARIES and HUNTER
nslegion.org/Books/The_Turner_Diaries.pdf
THEODORE KACZYNSKI - INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE and ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
lionandcompass.com/industrial-society-and-its-future.pdf
we.riseup.net/assets/389236/Kaczynski Anti-Tech Revolution Why and How.pdf
RAGNAR REDBEARD - MIGHT IS RIGHT
resist.com/Onlinebooks/might-is-right-ragnar-redbeard.pdf
PENTTI LINKOLA - CAN LIFE PREVAIL?
scribd.com/document/385584191/can-life-prevail-by-pentti-linkola-2009
MAO TSE-TUNG - ON GUERILLA WARFARE
marines.mil/Portals/59/Publications/FMFRP 12-18 Mao Tse-tung on Guerrilla Warfare.pdf
COMBAT 18 - NATIONAL SOCIALIST POLITICAL SOLDIER'S HANDBOOK
archive.org/details/NationalSocialistPoliticalSoldiersHandbook

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Only homosexuals show emotion. Public or privately people will judge you negatively for it.

>not getting digits

Never gonna make it, lad.

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In my home town in the 60s they demolished a row of centuries-old buildings to build a roundabout.

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Start buying guns.

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Yeah its too old. You might be able to get a job painting but nobody is going to take on a 37 year old apprentice. Go into engineering instead.

No. The market should be the only thing that discerns what you should be doing; if there's a shortage of welders and you can make a pretty penny doing it, why would you let your age put you off? You might take some bantz for it but who gives a fuck?

Holy shit you heard of him. Northwest lad