Be Hitler

>be Hitler
>be manlet
>have brown eyes
>have dark hair
>be worshipped by Jow Forums

Uh...aryans? Wanna explain this?

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He got it all wrong.

explain this nazis

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He had blue eyes and average height.

>Brown eyes
Someone has fallen for the propaganda machine. Also this is a D&C thread, saged.

manlet cutoff in the early 20th century was 5'6". Hitler was a perfectly normal height. still average today

5'6" was not average height for mid 1900s in the first world.
Coping manlet

He looks weirdly like merkel in this picture

fuck of sidethreading faggot

When did I call it average? I called Hitler average. I called 5’6" manlet cutoff. learn to read nigger

Manlets will save the white race and his eyes were blue ya dingus.

Her grandpa. Fact.

Hitler was 5'9¼ and had blue eyes also respected by Jow Forums
Once again OP is just a cock hungry faggot as usual

he had blue eyes

What if Hitler was just a German nationalist and he didn't actually want to create a blonde haired blued eyed Aryan master race like the Jews claim?

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>you are supposed to hate him
found the talking lampshade

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>Aryans are blond hair and blue eyed only
Come on Jew, nobody believes that. And Hitler had blue eyes

He had blue eyes, but you're completely missing the point of Nazism.

brown eyes are better biologically than blue ones because they're less light sensitive.

Hitler had blue eyes, btw.

He had blue eyes. That said flawlessly white people with brown eyes do exist, see christian bale, jim carrey.

Literally every person, even a niggerjew, can be good and useful in fighting satanic jews and their synergistic degenerates.

What is too bad about being short? Stop being evil and ignorant.

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I am Asian and Hitler did nothing wrong... other than not finishing the job.

>be Hitler
>be 5'8", average height in germany at the time
>have blue eyes
>have brown hair which is completely normal for german people

>they are better biologically becuase of my single autistic criteria
they weren’t “biologically better” in the loci where they appeared. low light vision for example is good in the dark forests of Northern Europe

also brown eyes look like poopoo

t. hans "cuck" schweiger from minnesota who can't accept the fact that nordics are subhumans

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that's 3 inches shorter than he actually was
kys kike
SAGE

The moustache gave him the power of 10 extra centimeters.

lmao look at this retard over here
>t. italian mutt who thinks he's a roman

nope I’m a med w

same

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>brown eyes

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>Jow Forums when talking about Hitler
Brown eyes weren't that bad! It didn't mean you weren't Aryan. Also short height was acceptable!
>Jow Forums when talking about everyone else
REEEEEEE U HAVE NO BLUE EYES U ARE A NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEE
ohh wait.. IF YOU'RE A SLAV WITH BLUE EYES YOU'RE STILL A NIGGER!!! BROWN ITALIANS ARE ARYANS BUT SLAVS ARE ASIANS!!! (the fuck, all asians have brown hair and eyes unlike Slavs)

>black hair
>nigger according to Jow Forums

Wer're not women, we judge by actions not appearance

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Hitler wasn't 5'6 retard. He was 5'9 which was slightly above average back then. He was born in like 1890 ffs, the average height was a good 3-4 inches shorter than now.

>5'6" was not average height for mid 1900s in the first world.
Except he wasn't 5'6 you fucking retard

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Why do you take anything people say on this place seriously?

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>have brown eyes

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WTF IS THE PROBLEM WITH THAT AMERIMUTT

He was 5.7414698163 inches you moron.

No one says this

feet i mean*

This is the funniest post I ever read on Jow Forums

literally everyone says this here

LMAO 5'6 is not the manlet cutoff, you coping manlet

in the modern world that doesn't make sense
you're telling me when you see pic related in public you don't judge? judging on appearances makes perfect sense

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But they do.

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Sean “the cuck” Schweiger

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>He was 5.7414698163 inches
celebheights.com/s/Adolf-Hitler-2572.html

Well I guess I'm retarded. Thanks for proving me wrong

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>Alexander was a manlet
>Napoleon was a manlet
>Hitler was a manlet
>Stalin was a manlet
>Elliot Rodger was a manlet
Bros, I’m noticing a pattern here...

Hitler had blue eyes

>not understanding that people LARP here 24/7
No one unironically believes this and if they do they're retards

I don't worship him you fucking nigger, he tried to do something and ultimately failed
fucking amerilards cucks, do something in your life instead of looking up to miserable failures

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The “Anglo” looks very Irish actually, the typical phenotype of Irish descendants you see on Jezza. The“German” on the other hand looks more like your typical Anglo.

hitler is merkels grandpa

I am german and honestly I have just now realized that he had blue eyes. In indoctrination camp (school) here it is typical to be envouraged to make fun of nazis by pointing out that hitler had brown hair and brown eyes. Honestly even his hair is lighter than I thought.

nobodys uses 00.00 feet format for height
5'(feet)9"(inches)

Oh fugg.
I remember getting into a fight a week ago about hitlers eye color. It was determined to be green but now it's blue. Also when was WHITE! WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS I HAVE A FOLDER AND MOVIES FULL OF BLACK HITLER!
My hand is fadi

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his hair is black therefore he's a nigger

germans are swarthy

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You understand the whole blonde hair thing is a meme as well right? It’s just (((propaganda))), the only thing that matters are light eyes (inc. hazel).

I'm not arguing whether the people saying that are genuine or not, that why I said this .
My point is that, factually speaking, it IS said around here, a lot.

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>I am german
show dna results.

>have brown eyes
This gaslighting. He has blue eyes and brown hair. An a typical Atlantid phenotype. Aryans weren't required to have blond hair, it's just a desired characteristic. What's so hard to get about that?

His hair was dark brown but it just looks black in a lot of pics.

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Red should’ve been the desired hair colour.

not propaganda, my father told me, if you are not blond blue eyed and 186 cm tall you are not german. of course germany needed lots of cannonfudder in ww2 so they lied to their allies that they are "honorary aryan" but german doctrine is very clear. it is all about race. if germans would win, whole europe would be only blond and blue eyed tall people. they even kidnap blond and blue eyed polish children.its not about nation but about race.

>An a typical Atlantid phenotype. Aryans weren't required to have blond hair, it's just a desired characteristic. What's so hard to get about that?
its a lie.

for you to be aryan
186 cm tall
blond
blue eyed.

of course you can join the fight, but you will be euthonaized so you dont spread your gypsy genes. hitler had no kids because he had brown hair, he knew it wasnt good for mankind.

Who let the rapefugee have internet access?

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I’m 188, brown hair, and blue eyed. 100% Anglo (the best type of German).

Sorry buddy, but modern day Germany hasn’t got many Germans left, go to the UK (esp. Scotland), parts of the USA, or Scandinavia if you want to see some Germanic phenotypes.

Yep, I still stand by it, red hair should be the desired trait.

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>only war germany fought was WW2
>Germany did not defeat france in week
>20 million russians did not fall to the Wehrmact
lol your still buthurt about the Fraco-Prussian war

I'm not italian but can you prove modern italians are not descended from the romans?

> Be Hitler
> Be Manchad
> Have Blue Eyes
> Have Chad Brown Hair
> be respected and admired by Jow Forums and any proud white man and woman in this day and age
The kike myth of Aryans being just Blonde Hair and Blue Eyed is used to distance Whites who do not have this phenotypes from NatSoc.
Aryans in Persia had many different hair and eye colors.
We know this because of Persian Mummies discovered in Western China.

black cube of saturn right under your nose,
worship hitler, he did no thing wrong, right?

morans.

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He kind of looks like trump

Ideas transcend looks.

>MUH ARYAN
Okay faggot chill out
If you’re indo european, you’re Aryan
Nazism isn’t limited to german people you stupid kike

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>look at the shape of his mustache guis
I genuinely wonder what kind of cognitive disorder was required in order to come up with that.

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his eyes were bright blue

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>when your jewish overlords make you declare war on the people who you just made friends with and then you get your ass raped but it’s okay because they can’t Blitzkrieg islands

It is in the real world. Most people don't register 5'9 as short in real life. It's not considered tall either. Look at all those faggots from the Walking Derp show, nearly all of the men are in the 5'7 - 5'9 range. Even mothafucking Rick, lol. I didn't even notice how short they were until Pollyana Mcintosh was casted, she's actually taller than Rick by two inches.

Hell I just noticed that Daryl is the same height as Maggie. I always thought Daryl was average height as in around 6ft. Turns out he's more 5'8 or 5'9 range. The only dude who actually looks short is Jesus who's a 5'5 man.