HELP I THINK SOMEONE JUST DELIVERED A BOMB TO MY OFFICE

HELP I THINK SOMEONE JUST DELIVERED A BOMB TO MY OFFICE

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flag checks out that you actually ordered this and received it today

practice for when you're locked up for making hoax claims?

O-oh..

are you going to circumcise that thing?

At this point I doubt you can even feel something that large since your AIDS ridden asshole is so blown out.

its irony

A RUSSIAN BOT HACKED MY MAIL LARPING AS A MAGA SUPPORTER

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>a bag around it
This bomb has been used!

no its rubber dildos aren't made of iron anymore

SMELLS FUNNY

CONFIRMED A PIPE BOMB JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>mfw OP actually gets v& for posting this even as a joke

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Op literally ordered a black cock to post on here...

I know you ordered this in anticipation of the Nutcracker.

You could even post a picture of a real bomb. Freeze peach, it's not a threat.

Can we get a fake bum thread going that the mods won't nuke? It's funny

g-guys
one of my students just handed this in
Should I invite him to the WH?

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Who will be named the heir? Obviously first born, yet bastard son David Brock or the other two incompetent faggots?

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Jokes on you, he ordered it for entirely personal reasons.

Put it in your ass and post pics OP, literal ass-blasted pussyboys are my fetish.

Pffffffftttttttt OP rekkkkkttttt should delete thread desu senpai KEK

Duberindos chooses the board
Triptamine detonate it

I can't believe you put in the effort to draw that.

It comes circumcised idiot cause woman prefer it that way.

#metoo
I think the nazis are kicking off some kind of war!

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Based donkey

oy vey very kosher post

It should be Mayo though, because niggers hate mayo so it's an obvious sign of white power.

Nice calculator watch bro

B R E A K I N G N E W S

>Large black dildo sent to small white woman.
It's an act of terror!

It's pressure sensitive. Stick it in your anus to stop the time! Hurry OP only 30 seconds left...

Im a new fag to anal penetration. My muscles weren't used to clamping down on black dildo. I couldn't learn fast enough before the explosion in my ass.

Polish user got a weird package too from dahnald drumpf

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My brother has one of these dogs. Technically. it's half Chihuahua and half Jack Russell, so it looks like a beefy Chihuahua. Half the time this dog is the biggest asshole and the other half of the time he's licking your asshole. He's either pissing you off profusely or so fucking cute and adorable you ease your grip upon his throat. It's maddening.

>woman

>buying a TactiCool dildo to match your TactiCool knife
please go back

Quick, the only way to disarm it is to shove the whole thing in your anus! Hurry, you don't have much time!!

>looks perfectly innocent
>48D level master troll
So is he, shall I say, /ourdoggo/?

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>ordered this and received it today
Same day delivery? BEZSOS BTFO

I haven't killed him yet. I also have a Jew roommate (his dad is Jew, not his mom) who is red-pilled about the Jews and has sworn off all allegiance to Satanic Jews, but you know how these things go...

>act of kindness

is that a dildo or a suppressor

That's like sending a large White dildo to a Japanese woman.

Actually, that's 10x hotter, because I saw that same Japanese woman crying while being penetrated by a 3" Japanese cock.

Literally just showed up at my door

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I got the codes to make it explodes.

why not both