>The Jow Forums message board on Jow Forums.net is a hotbed of conspiratorial delusions even on a slow news day. On Wednesday, it was deluged with suspicion.
>In one of the most popular threads, amateur detectives opined that the envelope sent to CNN did not have sufficient postage stamps for the weight of the pipe bomb it contained, and so must have been built at the cable news headquarters. (The 4channers did not seem to be aware of a New York Times report that the bomb had been delivered by courier.)
>Another thread fixated on a tweet Trump sent in late October, 2012: “Be careful of an Obama ‘bomb’ to win election!” It’s unclear what “bomb” Trump was talking about, but on Jow Forums some people took the tweet as proof that he predicted a false flag attack years ago.
>Washington Post is reading everything you post here and...
Jacob Clark
beware Jow Forums.net
Xavier Morgan
Imagine the absolute fucking state of modern journalism that they need to cherry pick shit from Jow Forums in an attempt to debunk things.
Dominic Butler
Tell us the sky is blue, why don't you.
Benjamin Robinson
Jeff Bezos and his Washington Compost can suck a donkey dick.
Now we know why Twitter banned the NPC meme.
The DNC/Deep State have staged a dubious, transparent attack on themselves, and now it's clear why Twitter frantically scrambled to ban the viral, hilarious NPC meme so quickly---- nothing would embarrass their upcoming "muh MAGA bomber" narrative more than an army of NPC's mockingly parroting their new hashtag.
In all likelihood, the "geniuses" behind this attack worked hard in a secret focus-group to develop the PERFECT hashtag that would surely take down the bad man Trump: #MAGABomber
Then, by organic coincidence (or meme magic), the NPC meme appeared and exposed the mindless parrots of the left for what they really are. This was anathema to their upcoming stunt.
There was only one possible response: SHUT IT DOWN!
The DNC/Deep State probably had this planned out for weeks, if not months. In all likelihood, it's not over, and there is a "stage 2" coming in the next few days.
But the NPC meme threw a money wrench in the works, by ridiculing their carefully-crafted narrative. How can they push the illusion of widespread consensus, if half of the accounts are these grey-faced, robotic cartoon characters?
People might wonder what's going on. People might accidentally think for themselves. Clearly, they couldn't allow that--- so a quick call to Jack Dorsey and his SJW minions was all it took to quash this humorous resistance movement.
At this point the media just sounds mad. Also: >The 4channers Cringe >did not seem to be aware of a New York Times report that the bomb had been delivered by a courier Lets hear more about that "courier," lol. What a fucking joke.
Kevin Morris
> (The 4channers did not seem to be aware of a New York Times report that the bomb had been delivered by courier.)
Then why the need for stamps?
I also don't see anyone claiming the bomb was built at CNN.
And believing Trump somehow predicted the future is obvious hyperbole.
This is why only retards take the mass media news seriously.
Alexander Russell
I know right. It's funny and sad at the same time.
Nicholas Turner
That's what I find hilarious. I don't read them, but they hang on my every word. They are pathetic.
Elijah Flores
Why aren't there any markings to indicate this package was returned to Florida from Washington DC?
>The 4channers did not seem to be aware They do the same thing that everyone else does--they lump us all into one hivemind. YOu'd think that anyone who spent any time here at all would know how much we disagree with each other.
Grayson Perry
Delivered by courier , then why the need for stamps ?
Daniel Richardson
>Petroleum jelly Lmao, you're fucking amazing. I gotta get back on that other thread where everyone's posting those pics
Bentley Reyes
I wonder?
Jordan Wood
Also this
Justin Brooks
Lmao, and this What was the name of the courier firm?
Camden Cox
Jow Forums is a satire site. No one really takes this serious.
The Washington Post was purchased by a corporation (Amazon) and then any credibility it used to have was rung out for promoting things that would aid that corporation, (Trump is against Amazon's business model and tax dodge, essentially.)
Do I blame Amazon? No.
Does the Washington Post have any credibility anymore? No.
Hey WaPo! You are shit and people are realizing it more and more each day. Being subsidized by a billionaire won't perpetually save your dying charade.
Easton Martin
>hotbed of conspiratorial delusions even on a slow news day. Haha someone's jealous....
Do you understand the ASTRONOMICAL NEAR IMPOSSIBLE CHANCES that an Israeli would post in a thread doing damage control while getting the ID: Dumb Jew? They are next to nothing. It's almost impossible to even calculate this.
The Washington Post raped me in 1996. I say they did, so it happened. And they are rape apologists if they deny it.
Adrian Taylor
Dear WaPo: I've already boycotted ordering anything whatsoever from Amazon, and here's a call to action to all my frens: boycott Amazon. Thanks for reading, WaPo! Enjoy that sharp ride DOWN
>did not have sufficient postage stamps for the weight of the pipe bomb it contained, and so must have been built at the cable news headquarters
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Dishonest fucking kikes
Joshua Butler
All of these stories and reaction posts were composed weeks before the 'bombs' were sent, including Soros Jr.'s insipid oyveying in the Times.
Jaxson Morgan
Dear WaPo: Threadly reminder The Washington Post is mostly funded by the followers of cult leader Sun Myung Moon. Google him. Marry in a stadium and Jeff might sign an autograph for you. THIS IS NOT NEWS
Cooper Hall
Impossibru. THey need to feel before they can feel fear.
Grayson Diaz
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. (((CNN))) ALREADY TOLD US WHAT TO BELIEVE.
Revelation 2:9 and 3:9 say that there will be people in the last days that claim to be Jews but are liars and are not Jews. Ashkenazi Jews are not Semetic They are from Japeth in the land of Gomer
Zachary Green
>> (The 4channers did not seem to be aware of a New York Times report that the bomb had been delivered by courier.) >> Delivered by courier >> Didn't have enough postage stamps
Seriously.
Why have the fucking postage stamps if it was delivered by courier!?
Connor Gutierrez
Are they still mad one of their journalists gets literally divided?
Hunter Nguyen
they can suck my slav dick fucking niggers
Jaxson Gray
So the guy used a courier for the CNN bomb, but also a bunch of other targets all got these same bombs on the same day? (Except for Soros which was yesterday)
This seems like a pretty big operation.
Angel Richardson
Wapo commenting on the hacker known as 4 chin? Say it ain't so!
Eli Harris
Someone post a damned archive link no one wants to click that shit
Lincoln Hughes
>Also every package was supposedly sent Priority or First Class yet they all wound up at multiple places in multiple states at the same time?
If they read here then surely they already know about the 8 anons that are bringing rifles to some cnn building, forgot which one
Christopher Green
Dear Washington Post,
Nothing you write, nothing you say, nothing you do is going to stop the force that is headed your way. History is repeating itself and you have taped a "kill me" sign to your own back. History never lies (unless of course its written by you).
Sincerely, Every American Man That Truly Loves His Family
>Are they still mad one of their journalists gets literally divided? Better than multiplied.
Cameron Bailey
Pathetic. Does wapo have comment section after articles?
James Morgan
No shit Sherlock? How new are you, we have known this since 2015 Or are the rest of you niggers outside of /ptg/ still so far up your own asses that you continue to not believe us when we tell you things?
Asher Ramirez
Stop asking questions you filthy goys. The bombs were so real, all of them simply forgot to explode.
Real American newspapers are not funded and underwritten by a South Korean cult whose members get married in football stadiums >Peppridge Farm Remembers >You should have waited until Gen X was dead >We're not and WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Why didn't Bezos get a pipe bomb sent to him? Pretty sure there are a lot of former warehouse employees that want him dead. Maybe because it was Bezos' glow in the dark nigger buddies that sent the bombs.
Lincoln Hall
But they spell things wrong and use a fake isis flag
Cooper Sanders
>WaPo trying to humiliate the ocean of piss that is 4chinz
and how did it arrive to Florida at the same time the other were delivered in New York? Did the dipshit who wrote "Florids" on the package also send it several days of the others so it would arrive at the same time?
Brayden Brown
>Jow Forums.net
fuck those guys
Lincoln Long
>Pathetic. Does wapo have comment section after articles? Yes, and it's saltier than Reddit.
The one thing the Washington Post doesn't understand is that I came to /pol because I was suspicious in the first place. If the story wasn't suspicious, I wouldn't really care what over people think.
There a plenty of news stories on CNN that seem fairly factual and I don't go to /pol to talk about it.
This particular story is just too convenient. Anything that makes the alt-right look bad and the democrats look like victims is way to coincidental at this time. It's very unlikely any republican/alt-right/Alex Jones supporter would go out of his way to do something this obviously BS just to lose the election.
If the truth becomes inconvenient for them, they are not going to report it.
