Autist Cookbook Part III

let's see if Jow Forums has what it takes to get their 72 virgins

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dunno, anons
careful

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What you doin with one of those?

B O O M

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GODSPEED

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That damn Lincoln won't stop until we're all under to boot of Federalism. Civil War when?

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I don't want 72. I just want one that I can impregnate with my superior seed.

#AutistCookbook

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XRAY OF BOMB POSTED post some of our wonderful devices there.

A la camita, motherfuckers

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MODS

kek

is that a cannonball?

noobs all of ya

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holy fucking shit lol

I'm the Wile E. Coyote type of terrorist.

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is this one of those bioweapons that only targets niggers?

#AutistCookbook
#NazbolGang

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Shrek, No!

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Nigger

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Krassenstein made this thread

Who still has an ObummerPhone?

So #magabomber is trending. I wonder who's pushing it...

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>tfw Yankee postal service is more accurate than their cannons

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>mixing battery brands like that
Surprised the thing didn't blow up in your hands making it.

Based beaner.

Finally POL does something for the lulz. Thread has potential

Na, one of your moms busted anal beads

JIHAD FOR PEPE

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it's the lack of pants that really disturbs me

Hasta la vista pedro

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noice.

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no I didn't

kek

Topo grigio? Is that that things name?

The alt-right terrorist formerly known as Topo Giggio

I was gonna wrap my cock in a wire hanger, but I couldn't find one. Also I could get hard.

>69 seconds
>0 minutes
truly a weapon to surpass metal gear

>t. 69
NIGGAS IFFY UH

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It's just a clock, bro!

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just put a watch on it

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I just noticed the yarmulke/kippeh! Kek.

Is The Chive still a thing?

Is that to shoot an ingin and know the time good sir

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literally who?

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Did he die?

I can still heat the sound of him trying to fish out the glass pieces.

A breakfast explosion to wake you up!

The site Jow Forums had a gripe with sometime between Taringa and 9Gag. They did the same thing of aggregating OC from elsewhere and taking it as their own.

lol i remember when people used to post this shit all over bnet and other places back in the day

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Ohhhhh siii seƱor topo gigio!

oh shit user delete this

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HOLY FUCK

>that's not a bomb, faggot
it's DYNO-MITE!

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this one got me

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post these on twitter

Cool clock Flava!

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Showed up on my couch just now

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guys i called my aunt a dried up old whore 2 augusts ago... is this related?

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They didn't want you to see mine from the first thread.

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Kek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice Trump chia

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Rate my boom m80s

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>hourglass
beats the shit outta plebs using unreliable wrist watches

Oh nonono, I'm literally shaking right nao

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XD GOTTEM LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>Hourglass
>KABOOM
11/10

>Honeypot: The Thread
Everyone posting in this thread goes on the special list with all the stars & exclamation points

no way, you go be with allah on your own.

by the way 72 is about prayer and mind
controlling your enemies through that
prayer.

72 virgins
72 names of god
7 = victory on the tree of kabbalah
2 = wisdom on the tree of kabbalah

youtube.com/watch?v=HAH9wrudFn4

if you don't learn these things, you're going
to be the meme of those who do.

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Are you actually fucking retarded

>cat hair
signs point to yes

I heard he went on to do it some more

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Chia? What do you mean?
I just received this in the post and I'm
L I T E R A L L Y . S H A K I N G
Everyone else evacuated the building.
I will be leaving as soon as I slap six postage stamps on it to prove that it was shipped

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Sounds gay