Which one of you losers did it?
FBI here
Jason Kelly
Nicholas Barnes
Obviously the Democrats did this to themselves.
Anyone who would go to the trouble of making all these bombs would probably want to hit their target and know that none of the intended recipients get their mail directly.
Isaac Thomas
We did, though?
I don't get it, you told us to do this to discredit Jow Forums and the right, why are you asking them who did it?
Blake Fisher
It was user, I seent it
Eli Fisher
Are you sure they were even bombs?
Mason Adams
LIEberals lying again as usual and sending bombs to themselves in the mail
Sad!
Liam Parker
Now we know why Twitter banned the NPC meme.
The DNC/Deep State have staged a dubious, transparent attack on themselves, and now it's clear why Twitter frantically scrambled to ban the viral, hilarious NPC meme so quickly---- nothing would embarrass their upcoming "muh MAGA bomber" narrative more than an army of NPC's mockingly parroting their new hashtag.
In all likelihood, the "geniuses" behind this attack worked hard in a secret focus-group to develop the PERFECT hashtag that would surely take down the bad man Trump: #MAGABomber
Then, by organic coincidence (or meme magic), the NPC meme appeared and exposed the mindless parrots of the left for what they really are. This was anathema to their upcoming stunt.
There was only one possible response: OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN!
The DNC/Deep State probably had this planned out for weeks, if not months. In all likelihood, it's not over, and there is a "stage 2" coming in the next few days.
But the NPC meme threw a monkey wrench in the works, by ridiculing their carefully-crafted narrative. How can they push the illusion of widespread consensus, if half of the accounts are these grey-faced, robotic cartoon characters?
People might wonder what's going on. People might accidentally think for themselves. Clearly, they couldn't allow that--- so a quick call to Jack Dorsey and his SJW minions was all it took to quash this humorous resistance movement.
Charles Harris
Check over at Langley nigger
Daniel Johnson
The parcel says it was sent by Debbie Wasserman. Case closed. Make the arrest.
Oliver Jackson
You guys hiring?
Lucas Williams
Its cant be "one" loser because packages were hand delivered from Florida to DC to New York.
Thomas Lee
Exactly, I doubt that they were real bombs.
Angel Diaz
Reported to fbi for impersonating a federal agent have fun in the pokey faggot
Easton Clark
brain washed faggots, right here
Aaron Robinson
>Which one of you losers did it?
It was undoubtedly a Jow Forumstard. This much is completely obvious.
Personally I'm completely fed up with Jow Forumstard terrorism.
Aiden Hughes
Most obvious false flag I have ever seen
Ryan Sanders
Mea Culpa. And may I conclude, the DNC must be destroyed...
Benjamin Miller
Hillary is vilified by the entire electorate. What the fuck OP. That article headline is disingenuous.
Easton Brooks
Not really. The fault is yours. Your boyfriends black dick rammed so far up your queer ass that it scrambled your brain.
Tyler Jenkins
Q did it and predicted it. Check his last post. He said stealth bomber. Clearly it was Q. Time to out the larper once and for all.
Ian Morris
this
Luke Lewis
Whatcha doing Rabbi?
Cooper Kelly
You tell me
Aiden Sanders
I'm willing to testify against sam hyde
Caleb James
Yep. Can confirm. 20 clocks without alarms just flew over my house.
Brandon Garcia
I think you're right on the money and I fear for your safety.
Charles Butler
This. The right has memes. Only the left needs to sperg in order to get attention
Luis Lee
>big fuckin Wile E Coyote-style clock taped to the front of them
>covered in stamps but no postal markings
>all delivered on the same day in different parts of the country
Why the hell would anyone on the right - crazy or not - send FAKE bombs to these people?
Connor Anderson
The funny thing is that weve been saying a false flag was incoming. However we were saying it would be related to the NPC meme
Sebastian Nelson
the best part about it is the clock still has the sticker over the screen. I laughed so fucking hard when I saw it
Kevin Brooks
Congratulations on being a useless faggot, agent fag hole. Kill yourself.
Asher Hill
the democrats did it you fool
>Postage without postmarks
>Multiple pictures of "bomb" taken by CNN employee without a care in the world
>Suspiciously timed as Democrats are about to lose hard in mid-terms
>Nothing exploded because nothing was actually a bomb
>Fake news is going berserk after saying nothing about recent chemical attack on Republican politicians
Joshua Young
the poster below me did it. He's the one you're looking for
Zachary King
Why the fuck would someone be retarted enough to send a “bomb” to democratic only leaders? Especially with a “chance” of them not going off? Sounds like someone wanted the “bombs” to be found and for someone to be blamed.
Logan Jenkins
Why blow them up? We’re waiting for them to go to jail..
Jaxon Roberts
it probably one of your fbi friend you fat horses ass
Noah Bell
I believe it was ladyboy in ladyboy thread. If you put me into contact I can get information with threats/enhanced interrogation and the limiting of rights. These methods have worked in the past. Particular set of skills
Cooper Nelson
Underrated. But this.
Jordan Scott
Isn’t it a crime to falsify a police officer
Parker Foster
Appreciated.
Easton Perry
You know better than this. Come on.
Start arresting leftists as domestic agitators before we have to run domestic and do it for you.
Justin James
Yes, and ironically this is the one user who likely will be arrested by the feds this month
Jacob Perez
This
Plus we wouldn't be retarded enough to send a time bomb through the mail.
Joshua Cook
If one of us did it, they would work.
Cooper Gomez
stop larping fags. it was ID:(0uMb/N1gr) and you knowit
Andrew Nelson
If it was us:
It would have been hi-ex or tannerite/pyrodex pipe bombs
And:
They would have killed their targets.
Ethan Ramirez
It was the potato niggers
>mfw CNN blames the IRA tomorrow
Luis Barnes
True. You don't take this kind of risk unless you are on the inside or just done with life. Risk life imprisonment? Nobody on the right would do this halfassedly.
Leo Nelson
Unlike liberals I actually have experience with firearms, explosives, and electronics. I guaranfuck if one of us did it the (((bomb))) wouldn't have been a $4 chinese clock *without an alarm* black-taped to a PVC pipe.
Samuel Allen
No you Plebbit spacing shill kike
>we shut down their narrative by exposing how fake and gay it was
>stage 2 is us ridiculing them
Joseph Young
Wrong forum, try reditt!
Liam Wilson
>pic seems legit
>theres at least a barcode on the package
Christian Sullivan
Actually, they're all the people who knew about, or did the fucking over of Bernie Sanders in the election.
Carter Kelly
Is it still a bomb if it doesnt contain explosive material?
I mean it wasnt a bomb when clockboy did it right?
Ryder Martinez
Kek confirms
Luke Ross
Loser here
Which one of you FBI's did it?
Christian Jenkins
>anything is a threat when they are pushing their fake news narrative
srs bznss
Leo Williams
It was a false flag by the left to win midterms, why do you think none of the bombs managed to off? Why do you think bombs are sent to everyone trump or prominent right wingers have criticized recently? Obviously a false flag.
Juan Foster
Jacob Baker
Oh my goodness, this is a big one
Camden Sanders
Anyone think this is gonna cost republicans? It just seems so convenient timing. And say it is genuinely a "conservative", the left has created this threatening environment with their constant call for harassment and violence, with their support of antifa, etc. I hope they find outwho did it and trace it back to the dems
Ethan Robinson
>this
Chase Bailey
kek this
Jacob Watson
That 4 looks Russian.
Collusion?
Trump?
Blake Wright
Do you have a discord? Kekistani Bureau of Investigation agent reporting
Ethan Carter
Kek
Brayden Wright
They forgot about the extra post stamps.
Ryder Sanders
No, and for the reason of this picture you'd understand why I would not share.
Nigger.
Ethan Harris
Did my heros not like my clocks?
Zachary Walker
Owen Diaz
Do realize how crazy you are? You need to be medicated.
Lincoln Reyes
This is their campaign to shut down the NPC meme.
>pretend we're going to be false flagged unless we stop
>blame it on Bannon as if we care about Bannon
If we didn't jump in and blow this stupid false flag full of holes early in the morning, they may have tried to keep pushing the "Dangerous Right Wing" meme
In reality... Jow Forums now controls the narrative on Twitter and it's driving (((them))) insane
The whole point of the site was to create false consensus and push left wing propaganda
We destroy left wing propaganda like Fist of the North Star
Ayden Wilson
Seems ok, i agree with him (About the big picture)
Ian Gutierrez
False flag. Compare this:
Nathan Rivera
to this. That's obvously not a DAESH flag.
Landon Campbell
That's right,,take your mind-dulling meds, goys
James Miller
This was intentionally done to spark further distrust and divide between parties in our bipartisan system.
I think we are approaching their endgame, where they start the civil war and begin the harvest of souls.
Expect many small things that can cause division to get a lot more coverage in the following weeks, and a large incident consisting of multiple mass shootings that will have obvious diversionary causes, like racial, religious, or political.
Good luck, and God bless.
Isaiah Baker
Why is this a big deal?
This would be left wing assassin was charged last week with sending actual REAL ricin to President Trump a couple of weeks ago
google.co.uk
Why hasn’t CNN apologised yet?
Wyatt Lewis
pls SOON
this timeline is the best by far.
Godspeed, my rightwing brothers.
Kayden Thompson
>fucking larry the cable guy
Lmfao seriously? This is cartoonishly transparent. I'm surprised they had the restraint not to include a MAGA hat in the envelope.