Autist Cookbook Part IV

post em if you got em

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Everyone who posts in this thread will be put on a list if they are not on one already.

I'm back, AMA

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Fourth for qt boy dildo bombs

Oh shit that´s wack

I don’t live in Canadumb you fucking fag. Don’t you have a dog to suck off?

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If you've ever posted on Jow Forums you're guaranteed on a list somewhere.

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ready to blow. battle kitty

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I intercepted this deadly explosive that was addressed to Bernie Sanders

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you can be on lots of lists

when I was in nicaragua they served me a local dish that looked just like this

My bomb is bigger than yours.

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...that's kinda cruel user

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jesus christ those people are savage

I want a felt painting of this.

can someone please give me the original thread

except for santa's naughty list

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Cereal bomma

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> the emus

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Re posting because I didn't get enough DOPAMINE the first time

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MY FUCKING SIDES

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Carpet bomb

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Lost it

here is my home made bomb.

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Cool plc's

here is your fix

Getting on a list is easy, getting on the short list? Now there is the fun part

>not even 1488 on display

Missed opportunity should have the dead mom better reply text

Eat less oily foods fatty

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I never believed we needed a day of the rake, until now.

Everyone knows that if the cia isnt spying on you, you probably arent shitposting hard enough.

Thank (you)

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What the fuck

We've loaded em' up with a bunch of XXX Gold knife bombs and they're swimming across the ocean to America right now user.

top fucking kek

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You're a fucking asshole.

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I learned how to make this one in the Canadian Foreign Legion field manual for IEDs.

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Oi wanka you got a loicense for that scissors?

You ever get to meet Obama?
Is your dad still a terrorist?

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Holy shit I found this under my dog!

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If that goes off we'll all be in a sticky situation

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Pulling off a nitrolisterine bomb while taking a shit
>DON'T FUCK WITH ME

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Congrats on the (you)s you disgusting fucking leaf

Yeah, but Micheal's PeePee went in my booty

Ayyy it's a real life bomber. Are you going to kick back off after Brexit?

Firealarm fag.

Looks like you've been eating too many bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
You should probably cut back to 4 or 5 bowls a day.

>Kaboom

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>Search Google for image
>25,270,000 replies

That’s horrible. Poor cat.

the pepe stamps

its the little things

its a nail bomb holy shit

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Bless you all.

Show tits or GTFO

How big was it?

我们吃猫

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This bomb won't sit still. Impossible to defuse.

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here's some dopamine you homo

Fuck you leaf.

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I'm a low voltage electrician. I can do much more than fire alarm. It's less work than high volt and I make just as much.

I have cats and a penis. Shocking.

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nice

did you ever play the online version? shit was amazing

The midterms are as good as ours

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nice steel battalion controller you got there

WEAPONIZED BUBONIC PLAGUE

In europe we not homo

>ted cruz joins isis

I like it. It's got a steampunk flair to it.

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if it makes you feel any better that cat was brought into a vet/shelter and was safely rescued from the duct tape

electrician's tape and packing tape
>wtf
t-thats PVC not steel
that wouldn't even make a decent explosion

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Fucking kek

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How's that surgery working out for you? From what ive seen here it looks painful

l m a o

Your mother is a faggot.

the ultimate normie repellant

>just look at the flowers

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That's gonna hurt the ferret, reeeeeeee

Hasta la vista, commies.

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HAHAHAHA

this is the best one.

The K Bomb

your ferret just lets you tape it to things?