Time's Up Ted

Beta is fucked

Shut it leaf. His public position is gun friendly.

Takes all his money from SF faggots, "his pubic position..."

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Fuck that faggot. IASIP hasnt been funny for years.

>Vote Republican in the Senate. Let the Democrats win the House. GRIDLOCK 2018!
Nah, vote Republican for House and Senate and stomp down on the accelerator.

Plays Taylor instead of Martin?

A mick pretending to be a spick to lure voters away from a Cuban Canadian... very confusing situation folks what can you say?

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This. Keep pressure on the lefties, make them keep flipping their shit. The last two years have been the best thing that has happened to the right in 100 years.

Fake Mexican

>beto playing a D Chord
>real musician playing G
hes probably not even plugged in and cant keep up

That won't work in texas.

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SOMEONE POST THE BETO DANCE

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Abbot is +20.

Consider that most most voters vote straight down the ballot.

for a guy standing in front of my flag, he sure does like banning any gun he sees.

beto is the shining example of how retarded libs are
he stands for everything that the libs claim they oppose
silver spoon elitist white boy. dodged all repercussions for his crimes because of his judge dad.
but all is canceled out because he has the D next to his name
libs are disgusting filth, and they choose to be disgusting filth

disgusting lib filth tryin to steal other states' elections while crying about fraud that never happened "muh russia" which is just a cover up for the murder of seth rich.
libs truly are trash. today's libs are probably the lowest example of humanity to date.

The fact that this race is even publicized shows how out of touch the gop is with reality. Texas should be easily a red state. If it turns blue, the blame falls on the GOP...

Saw that too
Fag

Taylor aint bad.

Thats not a D.

We can blame it on Ted for being low energy. It irritates me seeing Trump trying his best to save the leaf from fucking up an easy win because he has so many other things to worry about. Now he has to deal with the bombs and Ted's still being a Jeb!

Faggot liberals don't even realize why we elected Trump in the first place. It wasn't because "we think he'll make us rich" -- it was 100% because we want liberal tears. We're tired of you fags trying to teach our kids there are 328 genders, that it's OK to cut your dick off, take hormone drugs at age five to make yourself have characterstics of the oposite sex, love for Islam, hate for traditional family units, hate of men, hate of white people, etc. You people are the minority and the only reason we haven't murdered you all is because we have actual jobs, responsibilities and families to take care of. You just have 2 cats or dogs, an over-the-hill cake, and a bottle of wine. Stop trying to make us miserable like you and just kill yourself already.

all this asshole has is a personality cult, like some kind of Obama-lite.

D with F# base if hes not just muting

Nobody needs a "cool" politician

>voting for somebody named beta
>laughinganimegirls.jpg

I live in deep blue Oregon and I voted all R. This year I even took the time to go through the voters guide pamphlet to read up on all the who-gives-a-fuck city council and water-management candidates to try and vote for the least left-wing choices available. I can't even imagine how much more fanatical Republicans in Texas are going to be. Beto is fucked.

Wow he plays guitar and rides a skateboard. Fuck the constitution.

>bigoted Nickelback listening republican racist faggots
sick burn op you really let 4chinz have a peace of your tiny brain

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Looks just like a hippy strumming that beginner's D chord on acid.

Probably all coked-out, to boot, like most rock stars. That, or speedballs.

A real giant, eh? So sad.

>no more fake politicians
then why pick robert francis o'rourke?

Taylor is a cheap version of a Martin.

Literally pic related.

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totally extreme and in your face busted

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There has to be a better gop candidate than rafael. Cruz is a slimy lizard

I'm not kidding when I say most of his supporters here have zero clue where he stands on the issues. It's all "fuck Trump" and "fuck Cruz", but they have no idea what their BETO stands for. For fucks sake I'd love a third option, but Beto will be a wreck. Better the disaster you already know.

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>Everyone

The world is bigger than your trailer park, Cleetus. It's going to be one of the biggest swings in the house in u.s. history, and Dems very likely take the governorships too. Republicans utterly ruined themselves with this Trump retard.

This dude is more of a cringey sociopath than Hillary

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Rafael Cruz

We sure fucked up. The Presidency, Senate, House, Federal Judiciary, and most State governments were a total fluke.

Taylor's are basedguitars

The projection is so good. I can imagine you literally shaking as you typed. November is going to be hilarious.

No he's not, Beto wants to take away all guns.

Taylor's great

Screencapped

The best thing about Democrats is they have no idea who their enemies really are.

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Texas is going to elect the anti-gun guy yup.

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Worse than Hillary? idk dude that seems like a stretch kek

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Nope, Democrats going full retard and nominating Hillary Clinton is what caused that. They let themselves be outflanked from the left. Truly embarrassing. Unfortunate that Trump is a pathological liar and is in reality the King of the Conservatards, not an actual populist. Middle America sees through the act now and it will be very difficult for the DNC to find someone horrible enough to lose to Trump a 2nd time, the base is wise to their rigging shit now.

"Cletus"

You live in a bubble.

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I can see your point but do you really think Spartacus, Harris, or Joey is gonna beat him?

Lmao, Ok, Fake-News-guy

This is the level of retardation that has been achieved here in the People's Republic of Austin.
It's going to be fun watching him get crushed by Cruz, but they're already setting up this empty suit as another Obama, so you're probably not going to see the last him after his election demolition this year.

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Nope, but they're all very unlikely to be nominated. Sanders, Gabbard, or Newsom would wreck the shit out of Trump though, and Sanders is the prohibitive frontrunner.

I'm glad I moved out of Austin when I did.

It is liberal spaces such as facebook that have a war room to combat "fake news" kek

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Tremendous Waste

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Sanders could really win if he promises enough gibs but when he gets in office do you think he will really be a great leader?

And you guys let one man tell you who to believe. Also known as a "cult."

FUCK OFF YOU CARPET BAGGING SHIT STAIN.

ALSO,

>1 post by this ID

WHY DO YOU RETARDS KEEP FALLING FOR THIS SHIT?

These are the actual bubbles that libtards live in, where they think they represent the majority of Americans.

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Never said i trusted Trump or believed everything he says. I just pointed out how dumb your post was

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And here's where the rest us live.

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Yep. I'd prefer Gabbard though because she's a veteran and also a cute.

Almost all of us down here love the 2nd A. This guy will shit the bed. BUCK FETO

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lol she is cute great standard.
this guy is actually retarded.

And most of the rest is mountains, one-horse towns, or desert.

The most Mexican of activities

Are you implying appearance has no bearing on candidate quality? Bernie's age is like the only thing Republicans can ever come up with to mock him for.

BETA rec'd an F rating from NRA. FUCK this fake faggot

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This. Even liberals are like “cold dead hands” in Texas, and even then they are probably lolbertarian without realizing it.
Except the Californiafags. They will hopefully get aids or killed by wild boar.

Tulsi Gabbard is your Ron Paul. Interesting, but irrelevant.

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I like you user

He's going down big time. Voted early on the 22nd,, straight RED ticket baby!

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>Bernie's age is like the only thing Republicans can ever come up with to mock him for.
so your just gonna start making shit up now kek

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Too white and too male and too straight.

Keep Austin socially acceptable.

>red sg
u like derek trucks?

Yeah he's really hip with those youths youtube.com/watch?v=WK7oK_ar61A

Bernie’s positions are only suitable for an all whtie society. Socialism works, but only when low IQ leeches aren’t present. Bernie praises Norway and Denmark because their system works, that’s only because those countries are less goblinified compared to the US.

You’d be pretty upset paying high taxes while subhumans that hate you are disproportionately benefiting from your labor.

Nice SG

That and the whole socialism thing.

You mean Nationalist Socialism ?

no faggot

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LAND =/= PEOPLE
LAND =/= PEOPLE
LAND =/= PEOPLE

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How the fuck can you ban a gun when the Texas legislature is fuxking blood red. What's he gonna do attach his name to a bill? Is he going to knock on your door to take your guns? Anybody wanna explain to me how the last assault rifle ban went down? What's stopping me from opening fire on any cocksucker demanding my property? Nobodies taking shit except for hot lead out of your dumb fucking body if you think your gonna take mine. All gun grabbers can get lit the fuck up in civil war 2.0 electric buggalew.

His entire life is worth mocking. He didn't have a 'job' until age 40, then he went into politics. He was kicked out of a commune because he never worked, all he wanted to do was talk politics. Honeymooned in the USSR.

He is the prototype leftist, filled with envy that other people are more successful than he is.