The box

thats gay, you're all gay

Why would you want that rock?
There's a better rock right outside of my house I'm sure.

>be muslim
>be famously fanatic iconoclasts
>while also maintaining the most prominent devotional shrine to an idol in the world
what did they mean by this

you guys disapoint me, i will steal it myself

Just go around the back.

>who could/would/should it be stolen?
i dare you to pee on it and defuse it's power

good idea

i bet it's full of wigs
youtube.com/watch?v=RI3OiYarJ98

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Does anyone have that picture comparing it to the outline of a water cistern?

yes stealing is prefrable, then we can parade the box around

where would you put it?

>where would you put it?
under me bed unless me mum gets nosy

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SOMEBODY FLY A DRONE IN THERE AND SEE

HOW FUNNY THAT WOULD BE IF IT WAS AN ACTUAL BOMB SET TO GO OFF IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

the absolute state of christcucks

First problem is all the eyes in the area. There are literally millions of people in the city at any point, and most of them are there to see that box.

Second problem is the structures around the box, they limit access to up or down, and a number of the local structures outside look down in.

3rd problem is weight, Gold and Stone around a Stone?

I would assume the ground in the area is sandy?

Gotta open the box to find out what's inside.

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There is footage from the inside. The muslims go in it to genuflect at a meteorite that their prophet supposedly found

Place a nuke right up against it and just vaporize it.

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Bet one or those fucking twizzler Alters from Dead Space is in there somewhere.

"The Kaaba is a cuboid stone structure made of granite. It is approximately 13.1 m (43 ft) high (some claim 12.03 m (39.5 ft)), with sides measuring 11.03 m (36.2 ft) by 12.86 m (42.2 ft).[7][8] Inside the Kaaba, the floor is made of marble and limestone. The interior walls, measuring 13 m (43 ft) by 9 m (30 ft), are clad with tiled, white marble halfway to the roof, with darker trimmings along the floor. The floor of the interior stands about 2.2 m (7.2 ft) above the ground area where tawaf is performed.

The wall directly adjacent to the entrance of the Kaaba has six tablets inlaid with inscriptions, and there are several more tablets along the other walls. Along the top corners of the walls runs a green cloth embroidered with gold Qur'anic verses. Caretakers anoint the marble cladding with the same scented oil used to anoint the Black Stone outside. Three pillars (some erroneously report two) stand inside the Kaaba, with a small altar or table set between one and the other two. (It has been claimed that this table is used for the placement of perfumes or other items.) Lamp-like objects (possible lanterns or crucible censers) hang from the ceiling. The ceiling itself is of a darker colour, similar in hue to the lower trimming. A golden door—the bāb al-tawbah (also romanized as Baabut Taubah, and meaning "Door of Repentance")—on the right wall (right of the entrance) opens to an enclosed staircase that leads to a hatch, which itself opens to the roof. Both the roof and ceiling (collectively dual-layered) are made of stainless steel-capped teak wood. "

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There's no way you're stealing the rock, it's too well guarded, but if the structure were to suddenly burst into flames... That would be a sorry spectacle indeed.

Mohammad personally was an opportunistic charlatan and maintaining this idol was part of a deal he cut.

>Burst into flames
get the fuck outta here fire won't do shit to marble. We need to blow it up completely. Make the stone bits scatter all over mahmoudville

>First problem ... Second Problem ... 3rd problem

Blow it up. No problem.

Mohametans are then obligated to ape his actions and uphold him as the paragon of human action because the Koran (which he recited as though it were the word of a deity) says to.

Don't bongs have a place for such things already? Put it beside the Rosetta stone or something.

I hope somebody steals your rock and throws it in a quarry where you goat fucking queers scramble on your knees looking for it like your whore mother looking for leftover drops of cum, faggot.

By the way, if none of you have ever read the Koran, about a quarter of it is near-gibberish, another quarter is personal opportunism for Mohammad, and the rest is half-remembered retellings of folk lore common to Arabia in that time period. It's a worthless religion with no redeeming qualities.

>meteorite fragment is inside it
>brought ayy lmao pathogen to earth
>infection has mind control effects on the host
>similar to that type of fungi that cause ants to suicidally climb to the top of a tree so a bird will eat it and spread the fungi far and wide or like how toxoplasmosis makes mice sexually attracted to cats and humans want to care for cats more so it can spread
>this virus/bacteria/fungi/whatever's reproduction strategy is to cause the host to become insanely loyal to the source of infection, driven to bring their offspring to come within physical contact with it and override all empathy and self-preservation to force other people to become infected too
>many people had become infected by it before, but Muhammad was the most successful host who rationalized the horrible feelings he had as a message from god to start a new religion that just so happened to involve everyone touching the cube at least once in their life and it being acceptable to force people to convert to this day even if you give your life for it

"The building is opened twice a year for a ceremony known as "the cleaning of the Kaaba." This ceremony takes place approximately thirty days before the start of the month of Ramadan and thirty days before the start of Hajj. The keys to the Kaaba are held by the Banī Shaybah (بني شيبة) tribe. "
"During the Hajj of 930 CE, the Qarmatians attacked Mecca, defiled the Zamzam Well with the bodies of pilgrims and stole the Black Stone, taking it to the oasis region of Eastern Arabia known as al-Aḥsāʾ, where it remained until the Abbasids ransomed it in 952 CE.[citation needed] The basic shape and structure of the Kaaba have not changed since then.[76][not in citation given]

After heavy rains and flooding in 1629, the walls of the Kaaba collapsed and the Mosque was damaged. The same year, during the reign of Ottoman Emperor Murad IV, the Kaaba was rebuilt with granite stones from Mecca, and the Mosque was renovated.[77] The Kaaba's appearance has not changed since then. "

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Who could/would/should steal it?

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The cladding, wood and outer fabric would all catch fire. It would be world-wide news. It would demoralise muslims everywhere.

I'm not expert but a quick read states that the stone fell from the heavens. Due to the nature of this stone, was it provided by God (the good) or Satan (Saturn, the bad)?

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Easy

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Do you want the Stone, or the Box, or both?

this being may be a reason if it's God's gift we should not destroy it.

And pagan idols

In other dimensions the whole thing is made of that weird moonrock, in this one there are only those fragments (a non integer number of fragments, try counting them over consecutive days and see what I mean).

It's not inside the box it's on one of the outside corners retard

Time traveling Jews started it in a desperate attempt to create a patsy for 9/11.

Steal the rock and take pictures of it in different. HWNDU Gold DLC

Do you think this has to do with the fourth dimension and the actors (entities) that influence and control our world? Like Kek, saturn, and moloch?

Again, you've made it unclear in your question, do you want the whole box, or just the stone?
The straight forward way would be to steal the whole city.
A clever way would be a Copperfield disappearance.
If you want the stone, I would wonder if there is any protocol for moving the stone if it's threatened by people such as yourself?

its the doorway to where satan is being held on saturn

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It's all cube worship. spend 5 minutes on /po/ and you'll realize the cross is just an unfolded cube. Why not unpack a 4d cube unto 4d?

Think outside the box.

Not really. I've seen photos a few years back, it's pretty boring. There were some bells.. and a big open room with a plaque in sandspeak. Most people never get to go inside but it's pretty lame.

Intredasting

Dig a huge cave under it and then collapse the ground it sits on and it will fall into the pit and break. This way they can see the shattered pieces.

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kek

And you just know Anubis is standing there in the afterlife like "nice space rock dweeblord, guess I'll get out the little scales"

Eight. There would be eight 3d cubes that roll up into a 4d hypercube.

What would happen if someone rubbed their shit all over the vagina rock that they kiss?

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>Nothing is beyond our reach
>Can't steal the kaabah
Jow Forums eternally BTFO!

>
Seems like a bad idea tbqh

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I highly not recommend doing that pic you posted js outdated there is a shit ton of security now around the meteorite rock inside of it.

Don't recommend it at all if you do intend to steal it realize there is incredibly high probability of you being killed by Saudi Police on site.

ITS THE CULT OF SATURN
AZAZEL LUCIFER IS THE KING OF THIS WORLD
YOU ARE THE CATTLE
PRAISE JESUS TO BE SAVED

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Wonder if they monitor /pol. Probably should as anyone here could've set them up a private encrypted video streaming server instead of using skype to butcher that guy oncam for the prince

>nuke Saudi Arabia, Israel, Iran and ISIS
>instantly achieve peace in the middle east

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Muslims worship this box. They pray to MECCA NOT GOD. Notice that?

The box is an old symbol for SATURN.

Mudslimes are literally pagans

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Bomb it and start a war

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Yeah the ramifications for rubbing poop on the outside rock would probably be severe.

>A clever way would be a Copperfield disappearance.
Checked and keked

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>Helicopters
Where are my niggers who identify as attack helicopters?

That box was built by Christian Carpenters that were hired by the Muslims. They used the wood from a ship to build it.

Somebody got the webm of the crane collapse?

>non integer number of fragments
>Decimal
I thought you goat fuckers were like math geniuses and shit

>wanting to know how kebab looks inside.
also i've heard that chinese mudlsimes already built the copy

it needs to vaporise

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knee deep in pig shit

Cronus

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this is a eternal bait thread. nothing is in the cube. it isn't the object of worship but more of a tradition. if the cube wasn't there it wouldn't make a single difference to islamic faith.

answering-christianity.com/building_the_kaaba.htm

don't destroy it, just put a highly radioactive material inside

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suck a cock leaf

its a meteorite, one goat farmer found in the sand. and being the dumb shit he was not knowing there was rocks beyond the worlds asscrak. so he praised it and build house of shit'n sand

I'm liking that Pepe doflamingo

This. It needs to be paraded around and made a mockery of. Also, parading it rubs the theft in their face. “We got your rock! Ours now!”. God that’s satisfying to think about.

Tunnel in. Replace at night with giant black crate which goes jack in the box the next day with a huge pink inflatable dildo.

Based and redpilled

>incredibly high probability of you being killed by Saudi Police
Like the Saudi's are dangerous or ...

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That box is full of bacon, ham hocks, alcohol and pedo books.

No, it's a bomb!