if(attack.makes_republicans_look_bad) {
claim(attack.false_flag);
assert(!self.critical_thinking);
claim(midterms.win(republicans));
} else if(attack.makes_democrats_look_bad) {
cout
If(attack.makes_republicans_look_bad) {
Ian Nelson
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Julian Perez
Christian Howard
Are you the NPC that shouts about how Israel is going to be invaded from all sides any minute now? Your delusion entertains me.
Isaiah Miller
makes more sense if the left didn't try to assassinate republican congressmen playing baseball. or mass murdering conservatives at a country music festival in vegas. or participate in a mass to curse kavanuagh. or to go to a congressmen's house to kill him. or send ricin to trump and mattis. or try to cause a panic in the trump campaign that the guy 'has a gun'.
Charles Powell
shit code
John Perez
Not an argument.
Something isn't a false flag just because it makes your side look bad.
Alexander Thompson
There's literally nothing wrong with it, it describes 90% of Jow Forums
Back to plunging toilets please
Jonathan Hughes
>look at this new meme the left made
>It's great being a leaf and constantly caring about US politics instead of our own
Colton Nelson
Blake Perry
>Abandon truth and objectivity, try to destroy Trump candidacy with lies and fake news
>Expect any mercy once we take power
Kek. We control the truth now. Call us hypocrites or NPCs all you want, we’re on top.
Ayden Morris
wrong flag buddy
Cooper Jones
Shut the fuck up you retarded polack piece of dogshit.
John Johnson
#include mediamanip.h
#include badatmath.h
Brody James
>Don't say not an argument you fucking nerd virgin, they know you are being paid when you do that you fuck stick.
>b-b-but David i didn't think it was an argumen-
>Shut the fuck up or I'm sending you back to reddeet
Carson Cooper
>hur u liv in other country why u care about USA politik
Chase Hughes
first year programmer I see
Michael Price
You didn't post code in haskell. What kind of loser uses C++ nowadays?
Wyatt Butler
haha ahhhh..
Hunter Cox
>when you get called out
Asher Sullivan
>another great meme we made to use against the nazis
It's amazing how much you care about US politics yet we don't give a shit about you or yours. How much does that hurt?
Chase Hernandez
haven't been on Jow Forums for 3 months
quick rundown on this new epic rage comic?
Hudson Lee
Leaf derangement syndrome
Jacob Thompson
Not an argument.
Alexander Butler
>haven't been on Jow Forums for 3 months
>quick rundown on this new epic rage comic?
NPC meme triggering NPCs who don't properly understand how pointers work, thus they write code with memory leaks and unreachable statements.
Hunter Cooper
Are you serious? It's this epic meme made by Canadian liberals called NPC. It talks about US politics, especially how bad orange man is.
James Roberts
not an argument
Kayden Ross
is le NPC man an evolution of HD Wojak & friends?
Brody Lopez
There isn't a pointer declaration or dereference in the OP post and every statement is reachable you brainlet pseud.
Neck yourself nonprogrammer
Matthew Wright
An NPC is a Wojak without an internal dialogue, thus leading to speculation that the NPC has no soul.
Landon Young
>readPost();
if (NPC) {
if (post.text == "resist" "literally shaking" "fuck drumpf" "blue wave" "resistance" "imwithher" "inpeeeech" "yaaaass queen" "so much this" "can't even right now" "diversity is our strength" "fuck white people" ) }
confirm (NPC)
opinionDiscarded;
exit;
}
}
Michael Howard
Just like most Canadians, ironically.
Cameron Sanchez
>be OP
>decide to try and own the right by co-opting a meme that people sort of thought was amusing two weeks ago
>pour boiling oil on your micropenis and scold it for being too small
Jonathan Jones
>assert(!self.critical_thinking);
cplusplus.com
Who should be necking themselves?
Brody King
I for one really like your new meme. Got any more?
Elijah Rivera
I tried to not visit Jow Forums to not get angry but the last month has been pretty ebin on news, so decided to check the board for some spicy memes and found this new spammed meme man :^(
last ebin meme i've seen from canada were the celebrating leaf weedmen and their maijuana legalization, the banners with "we are making history - this will be on history books" was pretty hilarious, i feel like lil justin was voted by drug addicted and gays only
Joseph Gomez
What silly little grey "fuuuuu" guys you're posting now.
Asher King
>Your favorite being president means you control the truth
The truth is the truth, it's not biased. You might be so delusional to think anything Trump says is true, but that's because you're retarded, not because the facts have changed.
Hunter Clark
Don't do eettt, he might an hero. You know how sensitive they are.
Henry Jackson
Are you genuinely retarded and don't understand that critical_thinking is a boolean in this context?
Asher Diaz
Yes, and you asserted that self.critical_thinking was false. Which is of course untrue because right wingers are a lot better at critical thinking than lefties. Therefore you produced an unreachable statement. Fucking retard.
Oliver Martinez
Not sure if serious but it's definitely not Canadian or liberal. You know how they like to take everything and make it their own because they have no creativity or inner monologue? Well this is one of those cases.
Brayden Parker
>critical_thinking
>liberal leaf
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Benjamin Torres
>Which is of course untrue because right wingers are a lot better at critical thinking than lefties
No, you fucking retard. self.critical_thinking is always false when the owner is a deranged retard who can only parrot beliefs they read on Jow Forums
Moron. Learn to program.
Daniel Peterson
>Moron. Learn to program.
I programmed your mom last night.
Blake Brown
What makes you think I'm liberal?
Carter Morgan
Not an argument.
Levi Thomas
>Not an argument.
Correct, it wasn't an argument, 'programmed' is my euphemism for sex. Glad to see you are catching on.
Lincoln Barnes
Angry leaf is angry
TLDR for all anons
>REEEEEEEE
Ethan Gomez
Holy fuck, what an unlikeable leaf. So much anger and unoriginality, I bet you're that guy who thinks that you get pussy by 100% mimicing a woman's views and opinions.
The _____ cant ______.
Grayson Sanchez
>that awful code
Luke Turner
if(attack){
print('False flag");
return 0;
}
Parker Wright
>not an argument
Dominic Bailey
Grayson Kelly
Notice how attacks that make Democrats look bad have literal people involved that can be found while attacks that make Republicans look bad are usually mysterious graffiti and bombs that don't work but have right wing writing on them
Jace Powell
The NPC meme affects liberals because there is truth to it. The strategy of their response is the same as it always is; to attempt to equalize.
Liberals/NPCs they think they can apply their herd mentality and principles to everything and everyone because they themselves are all the same as each other. They don't realize independent thought actually exists.
Luke Lopez
>Holy fuck, what an unlikeable leaf.
So many of them too.
Some are pretty based though IRL, yet on Jow Forums it's 1 out of 10 easy. Worst posters ever!
Michael Thompson
Christopher Rogers
The left is so bad at memes they have to just try to reuse our old ones.
Sad.
Jose Lee
>>not an argument
Ohh I get it he wants an argument!
int main(int n, char * args[]){return args[n-1];}
There ya go!
Matthew Young
The problem with NPC for liberals is it doesn't work on the majority of Jow Forumslacks. It may work on some of the retarded fake Christians who blindly support Israel but that's really it.
Austin Campbell
You inbred white bastards spend most of your time grazing fast food, engaging in beastality, shooting up schools, fucking with underage kids. #FuckWhitePeople
Daniel Carter
>not an argument
Ian Hughes
Brody King
Connor Taylor
>president pink nigger
I know the left needs tons of text in their "memes"(if you can call them that) to explain them to the simple minded but shouldn't it be orange and not pink? Maybe I just don't get it. More text needed!
Hunter Hughes
Wow the old sticks and stones saying....what ever happened to that? Oh yeah, liberals.
Elijah Ross
He doesn't know what he wants in all seriousness.
Joseph Young
Is this the same Canuck that’s been shitting up the board for the last two years?
Tyler Mitchell
Didn't realize stefan molyneux was this big among leftist faggots
Ian Powell
I feel like I saw this exact post somewhere else
Zachary Evans
You're fucking retarded.
False flag
>False ISIS flag sticker on pipe
>Fake pipe bomb
>Timer for mailed bomb.....
>Timer has no alarm function need to detonate
>One returned to sender but not labeled and returned same day
>Un stamped postage
>Footage of delivery mysteriously missing from all places.
>FBI said they're fakes
>They never meant to explode, zero explosive components
Hide the flag if you're going to be a down syndrome retarded faggot op.
Hudson Gonzalez
Why is this the leftists go to response whenever they're called out for being leftists? Whats the matter you purple haired nose ring faggot?
Aaron Allen
Nah. I wrote it myself just now.
Adrian Gomez
Baseball anyone?
James Gonzalez
[time-out error]
{does not compute} {{{terminate}}}
Hunter Cook
IF CLOCK && BLACK TAPE
THEN BOMB;
END
Luis Cook
I'm bad at computer art. Could someone please make an angry NPC with the star of chaos on its forhead and it's saying: "GOLD MAN BAD!"
Kayden Stewart
Dutch people are so fucked in the head. So glad my parents got me out of there before the Jews took it completely over.
Trump lies
Jewish Media tells the truth
Dutch thinking
Speak anything against a Jew and goto prison....
Dutch
Joseph King
The fucking stupid shit you're saying and doing.
Easton Kelly
U got btfo kys loser
Connor Cox
Nathan Barnes
Remember that JEW that got caught making a bomb?
No, you don't, because the lyingmedia covered it up.
Oliver Morales
>implying NPC's are programmed in C++
Benjamin Cooper
t. writes shit code
Landon Johnson
There's not enough Javascript in this post
Nolan Wood
Obamaleaf