White Hispanics

I totally get you, my family is Guatemala but we look nothing like the people there. I live in LA, basically the most mongrelized city in the US. I constantly feel tempted by all the fine mestiza, and southeast asian chicks around here.

Actual White "Hispanics" are damn near nonexistant, we're extremely rare.
To be a White "Hispanic" you have to be at least 7/8ths European, as is stated in the Old Spanish Caste, if you are anything less, you aren't white.
With that in mind, most of the people in this thread are probably Castizos LARPing as Criollos.
Bad news Pancho, you aren't white.

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>southeast Asians
>tempted
you're a mongrel through and through, eh Juan?

We exist dude. Though we are few and far between we do exist

hey the ones over here are pretty cute especially the one's that speak like valley girls, don't judge man.

If you are really white, leave those shit hole South American countries behind and come where the white people are.

My understanding is, if your mistaken by other white people for being white then you can officially call yourself white.

I know we do, I'm a White "Hispanic" as well.
Everyone who sees me thinks I'm just another white dude.
When they hear me speak Spanish, then they start thinking I'm Mystery meat.

The problem isn't race. The problem is that all the members of you're family are NPCs. Get out while you still can!

Literally every day that I’ve lived my life.

I know again who's white Hispanic but the rest of his family ain't expect for the mother. I'm think someone might have hopped the border in the wrong direction.

White Hispanics live in Spain dude.

I'm going to marry a white woman and bleach my family line even further. I'm technically white but mexico tends to mexicanize its citizens so my family acts beaner as fuck, they eat tortillas and beans all the fucking time. they're white people that act like beaners and the shit is so uncanny

Shut the fuck up beaner or I'll fucking cut your eyes out and sew them into your fuckin' nut sack, bitch.

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>White
>Hispanic
Get the gas

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>>tfw
Taco/empanada nigger

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anything north of mexico is more white than chilangolandian southerners

Do it pussy

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but beans and tortillas are yummy

> tfw beaners talk to me in English cause they think I'm a full on huwhite boi

This. When will this meme die.
>To be a White "Hispanic" you have to be at least 7/8ths European
>7/8ths
kek

Sorry to break it to you champ, but if logic dictates that Spaniards and Italians are white, and I'm 6/8 Spanish and 2/8 Italian, then i would be considered white, regardless of whether or not my parents were born in a Spic Country, like Argentina, where they were born.

I know man but seriously I made a pot roast and my familu didn't eat it and ate beans again

Go back to africa nigger.

My tio did the same thing and ive considered it but i take too much pride in our spanish blood

Move to South Texas and help your fellow beaners integrate before they destroy America

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>white hispanics
Fuck that, reproduce with white women and just force all our children to keep doing it until our bloodlines are about 95% white. You won't even be able to get a white wife if you have a low IQ, look like shit and our out of shape, so only the best can ever play out this eugenic plan.

According to the Spanish Caste System, which was the system used to dictate whether ore not someone was white in Colonial Spain, anyone who as at least 7/8ths Spanish was considered a Spanish Citizen, all else was considered nonwhite.
So yes, technically someone who is 7/8ths European, is white.

No thank you.

*are out of shape

How about you move to Spain then dipshit

Do white Hispanics get told by there families not to marry darker people from their own countries? I have a white Mexican friend and the whole family look like pure Spanish. they came from someone on the North coast before going to Mexico then the us generations later

>Colombian-American
>Colombian side is Spaniard
>dad's side is anglo-swedish
>6'1, blue eyes, pale skin

Literally no one knows I'm Hispanic unless I speak Spanish

>technically someone who is 7/8ths European, is white
>according to arab rape babies
this had better be bait lad

>>Muh Reich esse

Heil Hitler pinche puto!

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if you truly don't have any indio or nignog mix in your ancestry, just stop doing wetback niggatry and assimilate into whiteness.
we can successfully bleach pure Spaniards into true whiteness.
but if you marry some squatemalan spic, all of your descendants will be dirty little monchichis until the end of time. choose wisely pablo

Thats the dream
Yeah, my senpai was super racist and hated indios and niggers. Thats how my senpai managed to stay Spanish

>Mexico tends to mexicanize

Shocking! people in Mexico do Mexican things

How are you white if you’re trying to bleach yourself idiot?

Wetbacks are after White women now. Why don't you just go the fuck back to cuba?

White hispanics dont do wetback bs. We blend in perfectly with the rest of the white folk. Thats why people dont even know we exist.

yup my grandpa married my grandma who was blonde with light skin. my moms brother is a ginger. I'm doing my duty to mejorar la raza, and besides white woman are really easy to get in bed with.

And thats the way it should be. Anyone having trouble with this is obviously not White.

It's what I'm doing, however I think I have indio genes because I am not white-skinned but I am not dark or brown either nor do I have those hideous features and slightly slanted eyes, but my dad is Salvadorian, so that pretty much confirms it. I've still never met another latino that spoke English as well as I do though or who was as much of an abstract thinker. I'm not implying that I'm intelligent or anything but I've always been told that I am a white person in a latino's body.

My mother is a bit more Liberal in terms of dating and who not to date, in terms of race, but my aunt is a full blown racist, tells me if i ever bring home a nonwhite girl, that she wont let us into the house.
My two North Italian Great Grandparents, were also Racist and despised Southern Italians, they called them Straight up Niggers
>Muh arab rape babies maymay
Pic related, it's my father's 23andJew results, all 4 of his Grandparents were from Spain (2 from Galicia, and 2 from Asturias), not a single drop of arab or north african blood.

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> how are you white if you're trying to bleach yourself
I'm not 100% white nigger, I'm irish too and french.

Who isn't after white woman? And I mean I don't there is anything worse than a white woman marrying a black nigger. Let's just face it, black niggers are and will always be the absolute worse. The only plus side is that they speak English. (Barely)

Lel this, after you get too much shit for being a spic when you can easily declare yourself not a spic, you decide to stop saying you are one. Besides its better to be judged as an individual (white) than to be lumped in with ignorant spics, then everyone puts their shitty preconceived notions on you. Worst case if they find out you're a spic, just don't specify what country so you can then be squared away into a shit category.
T. Pale castizo

This. There's nothing more pathetic than these mongrels clinging so hopelessly to a false white identity when they don't exhibit the intellectual acumen, honor, integrity and IQ of REAL white men. They're brownboned, and their blood will always run mutt.

If you were white you would have been smart enough to say 3/4 and 1/4

and also seeing as my dad is mexican from sinaloa and my mums bolivian, I know for sure I have at least a bit indigena in me. anyone whos mexican is not full blown white, despite having blue eyes, reddish hair and light skin I know for a fact that if i marry a white woman I'll bleach my line even more and have more of a chance of having a son or daughter with blue or reddish hair. can't have that with an indigena.

DNA testing is a meme. I had mine done and it keeps changing all the damn time. All it's saying is your dad is broadly spanish, big deal.

decent tbf are you unironic royalty
>broadly European
what did they mean by that though
serious question

iBased íbero dame esos genes!

shag indios tbqhwyf
bleach the Aztecs lad

Pretty much I just avoid the topic altogether. I go by an ambiguous sounding nickname too so people are always none the wiser.

Yeah family is casually racist-- they explain it as wanting to have "cute" grandchildren, but they really mean white grandchildren. They're also obsessed with surnames, they can apparently tell a families ethnic background on surname alone, and can tell indio families apart from their surnames.

Nah we should stay together becouse everyone else it`s starting to do it and we don`t want to end like the whites in Europe, but don`t ask help from US whites, you can be 100% geneticaly european but becouse your mother tongue is spanish and you were born in a latin american country you`ll never be white for them.

>Bolivia
>A BIT indigenous

Nigger, you Hispanics are pathetic. Groveling is really unbecoming. We should’ve continued segregation with you idiots.

Not sure, they don't ever specify what certain categories mean, but id assume it's just that, Generally European, though if it were something like Juden, it would have specifically categorized it as such.
It might be alien DNA.
And no, im not royalty, most Iberians from the Northern Parts of Spain are pure European.
You got me there, the issue with that is that 6 of my Great Grandparents were from Northern Spain and 2 were from Northern Italy, unless you somehow only have 4 Great Grandparents?
My Ancestry results reflect exactly what i know about my family. Both of my Father's Grandfathers were from Galicia, and lived near Lugo, and his Grandmothers were from Asturias, and lived in Oviedo.

I would assume the super common ones are the mutt ones. Like Martinez, Sanchez, Garcia, etc

A mostly true generalization, but there's still a minuscule percentage that would almost match this the IQ and honor of a real white man. Now they probably would never be engineers and neuroscientists, but they would exude enough intelligence to be able to have a meaningful conversation with the average bright individual.

Exactly we gotta stick together.

not saying I wouldnt fug an india but I'm not gonna have kids with panchita. wear a condom and its all good. shouldn't of sacrificed all of the hot ones though, its a rare occurrence when I see a fine as one.

Says the mutt.

Where da White womens at? Fucking nigger. Kill Yourself.

>your mother tongue is spanish
Only pure Anglos are white. Sorry beanbag. It is what it is. Americans aren't white anyway bud I wouldn't worry about it.

>We should’ve continued segregation with you idiots.

When did it ever stop?

>Northern Parts of Spain
you're alright kid

umm my mom moved from Spain there because its cheaper. I'm saying my dad probably has a bit indigena explains how I'm able to make injun rope.

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The hillbillies maybe. Hillbillies are low IQ trash though. My best friend who is white once told me that I am basically white because I talk like I'm white, think like a white, etc. and he saw me as white in his eyes. Having an actual connection with people will go a long way. Of course they're not going to think of some random person who looks different than them as one of them.

Yea after awhile I just started anglicizing my first name, that helps meeting new people. Luckily I also have an English middle name, as a dumbass, I didn't start using it till my mid twenties. It's all good and fun till someone has to see your legal name then shit gets weird. Even when I was younger I'd notice the difference in treatment when they learn you're a "spic." I've seen cheerie old white ladies give you a nice big ol smile, until they see your name or see you talk in spanish, then they become so soured... Lel funny world. Now I'm surrounded by spics as the demographics have changed and I still rather not disclose my spicness. Only if it really is convenient.
>oye mae cuanto para x

You sound upset. It makes you sound like a butthurt faggot.

The apache tribes didn't reach as far down as Sinaloa though. The place was inhabited by mesoamerican tribes. And they didn't get along nice with the Spanish/Mexicans, anyway.
I love how nobody minds that Mexico also killed a ton of apaches and had black slaves and all that shit but is overlooked because of the US.

GGG won.

That's exactly what they do, but there are also indio surnames like Pop, and Caal. One thing, I think people don't realize is the amount of German ancestry in Guatemala-- all over the country we have Edlemann, Wellmann, Hoffens, Weisman, but the people look like literal mutts. They're all descendents of German immigrants from the 1900's.

Why are you after our women though you shitskin loser? Why don'y you go back to the dominican republic and be with your own kind?

Mestizo spic here I dont plan on having children and i want to get an orchi

Don't taint the sacred bloodline m8
Shag indios and improve theirs
Do your bit lad
If you really want to help the whites that's what you have to do
You have license to racemix (but not with whites obvs)
I dub thee sir mixalot
Get on it, son

That`s good, what i`m trying to say is that they would accept italians, french, and portuguese wich are people who are related to spaniards as white if they look white, but you`re of hispanic descent it doesn`t mather if you`re a pure blue eyed, blonde asturian they will have their reservations about accepting you as white.

nah I like white women too much

Sauce on that hottie?

People forget Mexico is an immigrant country too. I have English/German senpai in Mexico with the last name Lockwood

Because you are charcterized by shitskins. That was your choice now deal with it.

He should get an india/mestiza and get surrogate white children instead why would he make more spics?

I agree

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Wish I could speak fluent spanish just so I could fuck with people like that, sounds fun.

That’s what I did. I didn’t move to the us to associate with Pedro, Mohamed and Poo. It sickens me the mongrelization of the us. The ina reform of 65 was a mistake.

(((White?)))

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You shouldnt unify against the mestizos but i dont think you should mix with us either