Pick up the phone user

Pick up the phone user

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Moshi moshi?

user, desu?

yo buddy whats up

When can hope/expect to see Stephen Colbert hanging from a noose for treason and probable pedophilia-related charges at Guantanamo, Mr. Pres.?
Also, could you do something about all the AI learning device captchas on Jow Forums? They're annoying. How many times do I have to prove I'm not a robot.

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WaPo is saying the Russians and Chinese have tapped his iPhone.

Hello you piece of shit. Fuck you for ruining so many people's lives and generally being a complete asshole.

*Hangs up*

>asshole
Nice flag, faggot.

Yes Mein Fuhrer?

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Hey ASSHOLE
BUILD THE FUCKING WALL ALREADY
...and no, not just a pussy fence you NIGGER
BUILT A BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL

what vid is this from

*picks up*

*indian accent*

"Hello this is Robert from Microsoft technical support, your computer is sending out a virus, can you please go to teamviewer..."

"It's an honor, Mr. President. I'm ready for anything."
>Bring me a Diet Coke.
"Right away, Mr. President. I love you, Mr. President."

Yo Donnie, I got 100 gigs in RDR2, stop fucking around

>click fire hydrant
>it slowly fades away revealing another
>pour some vodka, it's gonna be a long night

DECLASSIFY THE GOD DAMN DOCUMENTS YOU FUCKING VAGINA
*end

ayo mofuggin cracka dont be callin dis numba no mo

>Memeflag
Shalom rabbi
Otherwise, pic related is the only phone call that you must pick up

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Ya?

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WAZZZUPP NIGGAAA

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You Aussies have redeemed yourselves.

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Shalom mr. President.
We are calling to inform you that you have been chosen for the winner of the Annual Best Goy Award. We must congratulate you for this 2nd win in a row. Your dedicaction to the cause is greatlyappreciated by the most prominent members of the tribe.

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Moshi moshi?
Bogdanoff Desu.

He bought.
Dump it.

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Jow Forumszzzz Jow Forumszzzzz

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Fuck Israel and fuck your Jewish daughter

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Don't have time for a rambling 30 minute phone call about nothing.

the funny thing is I edited that one too :P

that's cool

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where's my wall ?

Yes you do. You're on Jow Forums. Lets not be dishonest.

Orange man bad
We agree

Yes my liege?

Yo is this Krumpfelstiltskin toad cock?
Dude libshits lmfao

>Krumpfelstillskin
kek

I like you more than a friend

Hey Mr. President, wanna play a quick game of Go or Kek Chess?

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What's up, Dad?

“Yes Mr President”
“You want me to send bombs to who?”

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>Hello President Trump.
Execute order 66.
>Yes Mein Führer

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Good morning Baron

hey mushroom dick....we need that wall...Id fuck your wife POTUS....keep trollin M8!

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>WaPo is saying the Russians and Chinese have tapped his iPhone.
Anyone have a link?

Build the wall, cuck

you're not my buddy, guy.

"yello?"

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Donny mate! Fuckin' what's up cunt?

When are you gonna throw that scumbag Soros in prison

based

Checked kek'd